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munross
18-07-08, 06:09 PM
Well seeing as Chabal has his own topic I think its only fair that Burger should also have his own :D

If you have some favourite pics about him please post it here and feel free to say what you want about this rock of a man. :cheers:

Here are some pics I found on google for starters :D
http://www.crestamarketing.com/art_images/schalk_burger_flexes_muscle_200x160.jpghttp://www.virginmedia.com/microsites/sport/slideshow/tri-nations/img_3.jpghttp://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42974000/jpg/_42974939_brown_getty416.jpgSome might say he is a dirty player,I feel he is just a great player that lives for playing rugby!
http://www.yardbarker.com/m/491/xl/schalk_samoa.jpghttp://vukaclub.com/files/node_images/Vernon%20Koekemoer/schalk-vs-vernon.jpgHe even "soek die koek" :lol:
Check the expressions on Bakkies, Os and Smit faces :lol2tn:

Personally i think he's made out of 25% bone,50% concrete,20% steel and the other 5% brains as he has no concern for his own wellfare! :P (and ofcourse that of other's :lol: )

melon
18-07-08, 06:53 PM
How dare you justify Schalk Burger having his own thread because of Chabal having his own.

Do you not understand that Chabal has his own faith?

Do you not understand the devine power of this great man?

He ****s players like Burger!

:D

Anyways, my favourite pics of ol' Schalkie

http://www.sarugby.com/news/images/stories/SchalkBurgerInjuredL.jpg
http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa137/gunfighter_2007/Helenpose.jpg
http://bloodandmud.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/09/11/cunnighamburger.jpg
http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/1434/frugalsburgerlj7.jpg
http://www.rugbyheaven.co.nz/images/335180.jpg

EnglandWillWin2011
18-07-08, 08:20 PM
His bicep isn't as large as I would've thought

munross
18-07-08, 10:03 PM
How dare you justify Schalk Burger having his own thread because of Chabal having his own.

Do you not understand that Chabal has his own faith?

Do you not understand the devine power of this great man?

He ****s players like Burger!

:D [/b]

"devine power"?HAHAHA!Where have you seen a player with headgear(Ali Williams) clashing heads with another player without headgear(Schalk Burger) and comes off second best?:lol:
Hell when last did the "mighty Chabal" do something devastating...?named man of the match...? <_<
Chabal is a has-been!He should go back to picking flowers for his granny and leave the rugby to real men like Burger! :cheers:


Anyways, my favourite pics of ol&#39; Schalkie

http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa137/gunfighter_2007/Helenpose.jpg
[/b] :lol2tn: :lol2tn: Who is that suppose to be?Chabal&#39;s granny...?

Tin
18-07-08, 10:54 PM
"devine power"?HAHAHA!Where have you seen a player with headgear(Ali Williams) clashing heads with another player without headgear(Schalk Burger) and comes off second best?:lol:
Hell when last did the "mighty Chabal" do something devastating...?named man of the match...? <_<
Chabal is a has-been!He should go back to picking flowers for his granny and leave the rugby to real men like Burger! :cheers:

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well if your mentioning Damage to ali williams im pretty sure chabal broke his jaw on a run :D

melon
19-07-08, 12:05 AM
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How dare you justify Schalk Burger having his own thread because of Chabal having his own.

Do you not understand that Chabal has his own faith?

Do you not understand the devine power of this great man?

He ****s players like Burger!

:D [/b]

"devine power"?HAHAHA!Where have you seen a player with headgear(Ali Williams) clashing heads with another player without headgear(Schalk Burger) and comes off second best? :lol:
Hell when last did the "mighty Chabal" do something devastating...?named man of the match...? <_<
Chabal is a has-been!He should go back to picking flowers for his granny and leave the rugby to real men like Burger! :cheers:


Anyways, my favourite pics of ol&#39; Schalkie

http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa137/gunfighter_2007/Helenpose.jpg
[/b] :lol2tn: :lol2tn: Who is that suppose to be?Chabal&#39;s granny...?
[/b][/quote] Chabal holds himself back because of the devestating potential he has. The results would be unthinkable if he showed us what he is capable of. Why do you think the Aliens haven&#39;t come forward? Its the same deal
Oh sorry, I thought that was ol&#39; Schalkie on a bad day. Chabal doesn&#39;t have a granny. Atheists say he came about as a direct result of the big bang, whereas mason say he is THE creator. Religious beings have no explanation so they claim he is a freak of nature, spawned by god.

Steve-o
19-07-08, 07:07 AM
I got a good one.
Schalk&#39;s a better rugby player!
Profound, I know.

Sir Speedy
19-07-08, 09:35 AM
I got a good one.
Schalk&#39;s a better rugby player!
Profound, I know.
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http://www.ufodigest.com/news/0108/images/debunkers.jpg



:lol2tn: :lol2tn: Who is that suppose to be?Chabal&#39;s granny...?
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That&#39;s one of the most famous and best actresses of modern cinema, and I can&#39;t remember her tossing name! >_<
She won an Oscar for her portrayal of the Queen in, The Queen...

Gay-Guy
19-07-08, 09:49 AM
Helen Mirren.



She also recently was in that movie with Cuba Gooding Jnr where they had sex scenes....one most notable with his bum exposed as he is....well you know.

Yes thats right...Cuba Gooding Jnr and Helen Mirren getting it on. Looed like Rap meets Royalty.

Anyway...Schalk Burger is an absolutely fantastic player. Chabal is a fantastic player too. Both were silenced as runners when they met Jerry Collins. The only player Jerry has struggled tackling is.......LOTE TUQIRI! Now that Jerry is gone Schalk will run riot all around the rucks.

Sir Speedy
19-07-08, 09:52 AM
Helen Mirren.



She also recently was in that movie with Cuba Gooding Jnr where they had sex scenes....one most notable with his bum exposed as he is....well you know.

Yes thats right...Cuba Gooding Jnr and Helen Mirren getting it on. Looed like Rap meets Royalty.

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Aye, Helen Mirren.
And, o.O I&#39;ll be sure to skip that movie then... :huh: :blink:

Incredible Schalk
19-07-08, 11:39 AM
His bicep isn&#39;t as large as I would&#39;ve thought
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its an old one from around 2004, he has bulked up considerably since.


Schalk Burger is so hard that when he does press ups the earth moves

Sir Speedy
19-07-08, 11:43 AM
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His bicep isn&#39;t as large as I would&#39;ve thought
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its an old one from around 2004, he has bulked up considerably since.


Schalk Burger is so hard that when he does press ups the earth moves
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Ugh, you mean: When Burger does press-ups, he doesn&#39;t push himself up, he pushes the Earth down. Or that&#39;s the version I&#39;ve read in Chuck Norris and Chabal threads.
Burger doesn&#39;t read books, he stares them down until they give him the information he wants.

Incredible Schalk
19-07-08, 12:00 PM
haha yea thats what i meant, i was reading some this morning.

When Schalk Burger walks in the door the queen stands up

munross
19-07-08, 03:07 PM
http://sp5.fotologs.net/photo/37/59/106/schalk_burger/1210127498_f.jpg
The name&#39;s <strike>Bond</strike> BURGER,SCHALK BURGER!

Well Burger got injured today against the Aussies,don&#39;t know what his status is yet,it didn&#39;t look to bad,hopefully just a hammy or something...but he&#39;ll be back! :bana:

KillerMcOne
19-07-08, 04:36 PM
i like burger because soemtimes he looks like a innocent boy....but on the rugby field hes a aggressive killer lol
still remember the rwc match against samoa when burger and juan smith were always nearly fighting with the samoans becasue both played that aggressive B)

munross
20-07-08, 10:35 AM
News is that Burger injured his neck again but hopefully its not the same injury that put him on the sidelines for the whole 2006 season!
Habana also injured his shoulder again,I just hope these two players will be on the field again soon as the Boks really needs them

Steve-o
20-07-08, 11:31 AM
News is that Burger injured his neck again but hopefully its not the same injury that put him on the sidelines for the whole 2006 season!
Habana also injured his shoulder again,I just hope these two players will be on the field again soon as the Boks really needs them
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Luckily our next Tri-Nations match is on the 16 August. Hopefully they&#39;re be back by then.

Caledfwlch
20-07-08, 03:27 PM
If you want to see a real forward in action aka a feral animal, stick schalk in the room with the bloke who raped his sister. small bicep or not, schalk will tear tt fella limb from limb, make coffee from eyeball juice and use the hair to dust his furniture

DC
20-07-08, 03:50 PM
word has it that burger is so hard that when he does pushups he does them with his dick

Incredible Schalk
20-07-08, 06:28 PM
News is that Burger injured his neck again but hopefully its not the same injury that put him on the sidelines for the whole 2006 season!
Habana also injured his shoulder again,I just hope these two players will be on the field again soon as the Boks really needs them
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Definetely, although Habana hasnt had many chances this season as soon as he went off on saturday SA lost their ability to score long range tries which was what was required. Burger didnt have a great time at the breakdown but he was strong with the ball in hand and made a huge amount of tackles. Probably over 20 again.

candybum
21-07-08, 09:53 AM
He is sometimes too aggressive with his forearm charge though :P but still he is a great player! kudos for not getting knocked out lol

Dmx#1
21-07-08, 12:03 PM
word has it that burger is so hard that when he does pushups he does them with his dick [/b]

Viagra overdose

oddy1234
21-07-08, 12:40 PM
He is sometimes too aggressive with his forearm charge though :P but still he is a great player! kudos for not getting knocked out lol
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Schalk burger is over rated.Luke Watson could do a better job.



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He is sometimes too aggressive with his forearm charge though :P but still he is a great player! kudos for not getting knocked out lol
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Schalk burger is over rated.Luke Watson could do a better job.


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Keagan daniels of the sharks could also be a better option



His bicep isn&#39;t as large as I would&#39;ve thought
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Richice Mccaw is alot tougher and better than him.



He is sometimes too aggressive with his forearm charge though :P but still he is a great player! kudos for not getting knocked out lol
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John smit is the worst player ever in sa rugby history

munross
21-07-08, 05:02 PM
Good news on Burger,looks like his injury is not a serious one and he could be back to face Argentina in Johannesburg on August 9.

Full story:http://www.supersport.co.za/rugby/article....s&id=262303 (http://www.supersport.co.za/rugby/article.aspx?headline=Burger%e2%80%99s%20injury%20 not%20serious&id=262303)

Steve-o
21-07-08, 05:55 PM
Yeah that is good news, thanks for the update ross.
I&#39;m also glad to see PdV is considering bringing Du Preez and Fourie into the squad. They both have been ripping it up in the Currie Cup

EnglandWillWin2011
21-07-08, 06:20 PM
Guys, Helen Mirren is well hot http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/helenhotness1.jpg

Gavin
21-07-08, 08:18 PM
:bad:

sirmorne
21-07-08, 08:29 PM
[size=5]schalkie is simply in his on league,
his on class, :ph34r:
his on world. :bleh!:
what a rugby player. :cheers:

the only probleme he have, is that he is not playing rugby for the lions....[size=6][/size :bana:

EnglandWillWin2011
22-07-08, 12:18 AM
:bad:
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GAYYY

Pieter Botha
22-07-08, 12:28 AM
<div align="center">http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/sport/Schalkburger.jpg
ALL HAIL THE NEW DAWN.

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Incredible Schalk
24-07-08, 05:55 PM
I like Watson but he&#39;s nothing on Burger, especially on the international stage.

Gavin
24-07-08, 06:21 PM
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:bad:
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GAYYY [/b][/quote]

Sorry but I prefer women who have all their own teeth and non-white/grey hair.


I like Watson but he&#39;s nothing on Burger, especially on the international stage. [/b]

Schalk Burger for captain of the Springboks during the 2011 World Cup? Smit and Matfield won&#39;t make it to the next World Cup, in my opinion.

Sir Speedy
24-07-08, 06:35 PM
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:bad:
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GAYYY [/b][/quote]

Sorry but I prefer women who have all their own teeth and non-white/grey hair.


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She has an Oscar and tons of money, what more could you want in a woman? :D

EnglandWillWin2011
24-07-08, 07:41 PM
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:bad:
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GAYYY [/b][/quote]

Sorry but I prefer men.
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Corrected

Gavin
24-07-08, 09:38 PM
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:bad:
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GAYYY [/b][/quote]

Sorry but I prefer men.
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Corrected [/b][/quote]

Oh yes clearly i prefer men because I do not like the idea of looking at a 63 year old woman in a bikini :lol:

munross
24-07-08, 10:21 PM
Please people this topic is to discuss the greatness of SCHALK BURGER and not old ladies and gay men!

Anycase have a look at "ROBOBOK" :bana:

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00374/schalk_burger_374958a.jpg

Get a look at this:http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport...ticle360053.ece (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/rugby_union/article360053.ece)

He is one incredible man :bravo:

Rick Waypoint
30-07-11, 05:23 PM
Just an important link. Schalk seems like a nice guy so I'm sure he'll appreciate it.

The world's stronger, more intelligent groups are on the right side of this: secretcontrol.byethost33.com

It deals with the use of shame factors as a control mechanism. The thesis at secretcontrol.byethost33.com is an analysis of the mechanisms used by a hidden system to achieve its objectives. It explains how it gets things done that otherwise wouldn't be. It answers questions as how to control individuals using shame factors such as incest, paedophilia, gay sex, consensual (closet gays) and non-consensual and how to control organizations by placing these individuals into such organizations. It uses a logical thought process to describe the mechanisms of this system and strengthens this with a large amount of research data. It describes how blackmail is the key to corruption and how this specific form of blackmail can get people to do just about anything. It also describes in detail the technology used and the secret weapon of this system and the groups that are with us.

It explains how this is a replicating system that can and is infiltrating governments, the police, media...etc. It also indicates how just knowing what is contained in this document provides a potential solution. Those groups that use such shame factors will inevitably be destroyed as others discover their secrets.