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St Helens RLFC
04-05-05, 12:04 PM
http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif ...because yesterday I got engaged to my lovely girlfriend and we will be getting married in the summer of 2008.
An Tarbh
04-05-05, 01:27 PM
Congratulation mate, finally making an honest woman out of Eva. http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v64/Tarbh/hourra.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v64/Tarbh/hourra.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v64/Tarbh/hourra.gif
DonBilly
04-05-05, 01:31 PM
Originally posted by St Helens RLFC@May 5 2005, 12:04 AM
http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif ...because yesterday I got engaged to my lovely girlfriend and we will be getting married in the summer of 2008.
Why so late? I mean I find that quite strange to organize that more than three years in advance. I may not be the right personne to understand that, I have always lived (since I am an adult) in "union libre".
Anyway if this makes you happy then congratulation, I've always liked the others to be happy.
St Helens RLFC
04-05-05, 01:45 PM
My fiancee and I wanted a long engagement.
St Helens RLFC
04-05-05, 03:08 PM
And if you know my mum or my dad, don't tell them, I'll be telling them when I get back off holiday.
(Locks!)
SaintsFan_Webby
04-05-05, 04:26 PM
Congratulations mate.
Only 3 years left as a free man. Enjoy 'em while you can http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif
Congratulations, exciting times it must be.
Not meaning to be offensive or anything, but I always feel that long engagements are setting your relationship up to fail. But really what would I know on the subject?
Canadian_Rugby_Guy
05-05-05, 12:55 AM
So let's have some TRF reps at the wedding, like wigan who lives in England and perhaps Captian America just ebcause.
THE CHIROPRACTOR101
05-05-05, 07:26 AM
Originally posted by St Helens RLFC@May 5 2005, 12:04 AM
http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif ...because yesterday I got engaged to my lovely girlfriend and we will be getting married in the summer of 2008.
cool..i shud be over there by 2008...my sister stays there in en-gu-lund im she wants me to visit in a couple of years..
cool as ill stay with YOU http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif
http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif
sambãd5
05-05-05, 07:29 AM
some times, i wonder why chicks do it to themselves http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
na good on ya mate. i can see a couple of brewskies coming your way
Canadian_Rugby_Guy
05-05-05, 11:04 AM
Miny forum Nazis! OH NO!
..::ERIC::..
05-05-05, 08:00 PM
Congratulations mate, I hope you two have a great life together.
well done mate, congratulations
Originally posted by THE CHIROPRACTOR101+May 5 2005, 08:26 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (THE CHIROPRACTOR101 @ May 5 2005, 08:26 PM)</div>
<!--QuoteBegin-St Helens RLFC@May 5 2005, 12:04 AM
http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif ...because yesterday I got engaged to my lovely girlfriend and we will be getting married in the summer of 2008.
cool..i shud be over there by 2008...my sister stays there in en-gu-lund im she wants me to visit in a couple of years..
cool as ill stay with YOU http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif
http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif [/b]
I'm off to England in a few years. Hey, I have a brilliant idea!! Lets organise a little travel party, and all go over to england and attend St's wedding. And afterwards, we can go back to his place and have a great ol' time. Whats it called? Slumber par... no.... an orgy? nevermind.
But seriously, congratulations.
And more importantly, Eric, nice sig. Crack up.
Originally posted by St Helens RLFC@May 5 2005, 12:04 AM
http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif ...because yesterday I got engaged to my lovely girlfriend and we will be getting married in the summer of 2008.
.
And how long did it take for yout wo to get engaged?
General Question us chicks would like to know.. http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif
St Helens RLFC
06-05-05, 04:22 PM
6 months.
Not long at all, I know, it's just one of those things that I'm 100% sure about, as is my lovely Jo, otherwise she wouldn't have said yeah.
Serge - we'd both get married tomorrow if we had the chance, it's just that these things cost a lot of money. And as you will all find out when you come to England, England is bloody expensive.
A TRF delegation would be most welcome, although you're in for a shock - I thought it was common knowledge I don't drink alcohol?
SaintsFan_Webby
06-05-05, 05:38 PM
I'll be driving by 2008, so a road trip to St Helens from wherever I end up at Uni sounds good. http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif Although I'm not sure how keen on parking I'd be to be honest.........
wigan_rlfc
06-05-05, 07:15 PM
Where shall the wedding be held?
THE CHIROPRACTOR101
06-05-05, 09:08 PM
Originally posted by .:kaftka:.+May 6 2005, 07:48 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (.:kaftka:. @ May 6 2005, 07:48 PM)</div>
Originally posted by THE CHIROPRACTOR101@May 5 2005, 08:26 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-St Helens RLFC@May 5 2005, 12:04 AM
http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif ...because yesterday I got engaged to my lovely girlfriend and we will be getting married in the summer of 2008.
cool..i shud be over there by 2008...my sister stays there in en-gu-lund im she wants me to visit in a couple of years..
cool as ill stay with YOU http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif
http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif
I'm off to England in a few years. Hey, I have a brilliant idea!! Lets organise a little travel party, and all go over to england and attend St's wedding. And afterwards, we can go back to his place and have a great ol' time. Whats it called? Slumber par... no.... an orgy? nevermind.
But seriously, congratulations.
And more importantly, Eric, nice sig. Crack up. [/b]
cool are we gonna travel on your spaceship?
As long Kaftka bring's his Banana's we'll be all set.
Wonder what all the Poms will think if I turn up in my STUBBIES!
Stubbies? I would have thought that'd be standard dress code. I'll try and save up some cash for a new pair of gumboots. Possibly white ones. St Helens doesn't drink? Ah well, more for us.
Chiro, you freak, I don't have a space ship, I have a Hovercraft. It's full of Eels. Perhaps by 2008 I'll have a ship, but we'll have to wait till then.
Ripper, I'll bring my 'nana's. Wait, by "nanas" I mean bananas, not grandparents. Stuff it, I'll bring them too. The more the merrier.
That's your most hilarious post yet kaf old buddy.
Congragulations St Helens. I'm happy for you mate and I wish all the best for you and Jo now and in the future.
Originally posted by .:kaftka:.@May 7 2005, 07:37 PM
Stubbies? I would have thought that'd be standard dress code. I'll try and save up some cash for a new pair of gumboots. Possibly white ones.
I may even get myself a New Black Singlet... or maybe a new hat
Whoa, hold on. It's a wedding. Black singlets are funerals only. Don't try and bring everyone down. Personally, I'll be wearing my Ravensdown Fertiliser branded singlet.
Wally - Who's joking?
wigan_rlfc
07-05-05, 10:43 AM
Originally posted by Ripper@May 7 2005, 09:56 AM
or maybe a new hat
Men can't wear hats in church.
He should get married in Vegas - or to save travelling costs for us Kiwis... my back shed - Im sure if we smashed down one of the walls and propped up some tarp on some big sticks we could give everybody some shelter
Originally posted by .:kaftka:.@May 7 2005, 09:26 PM
Whoa, hold on. It's a wedding. Black singlets are funerals only. Don't try and bring everyone down. Personally, I'll be wearing my Ravensdown Fertiliser branded singlet.
Ravensdown Fertiliser? Snazy.
Very. It's blue. Like the sky. But Navy blue.
I agree with your shed idea, you live in Napier right? Thats about 60 minutes away. 72, if I take my hovercraft.
Napier is in my past. I am now part of the Bay View Posse - across the road from the Airport as it happens...
So its agreed, Rippers shed at 11:30am on a date to be finalised
How about, Friday July 11th, 2008? Sounds good to me. Anybody who disagrees with this date/venue, speak now, or forever hold your peace.
Originally posted by .:kaftka:.@May 7 2005, 11:09 PM
Okay, 78 minutes.
Is that by hovercraft?
I guess so, those Hovercrafts can be preety unrealiable
I personally prefer the Segway.
Originally posted by Wally+May 8 2005, 12:18 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Wally @ May 8 2005, 12:18 AM)</div>
<!--QuoteBegin-.:kaftka:.@May 7 2005, 11:09 PM
Okay, 78 minutes.
Is that by hovercraft? [/b]
Yes. If I take a couple of shortcuts.
Originally posted by .:kaftka:.+May 7 2005, 11:19 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (.:kaftka:. @ May 7 2005, 11:19 PM)</div>
Originally posted by Wally@May 8 2005, 12:18 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-.:kaftka:.@May 7 2005, 11:09 PM
Okay, 78 minutes.
Is that by hovercraft?
Yes. If I take a couple of shortcuts. [/b]
As long as the Short cuts doesnt mean cutting through Flaxmere ,the 'Nui or Waiora you should be fine
Originally posted by Ripper@May 7 2005, 11:19 PM
I guess so, those Hovercrafts can be preety unrealiable
Yeah, it takes about 17 minutes for the damn thing to warm up, not to mention the amount of police attention you recieve when driving one of these monstrocities.
Canadian_Rugby_Guy
07-05-05, 12:48 PM
My slow mind is struggling around this concept, do you actually own a hovercraft or just joking about it?
It's against the law to not own a hovercraft in New Zealand. Silly Canadians.
St Helens RLFC
07-05-05, 05:22 PM
Am I the only one here who's confused?? http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif
An Tarbh
07-05-05, 06:22 PM
You're not the only one Dan, but from the sounds of it you might have a hovercraft gatecrashing your wedding http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif
wigan_rlfc
07-05-05, 11:18 PM
They are amphibious beasts
Gay-Guy
07-05-05, 11:26 PM
Yeah Kaftka I'll go in your hoover vacuum http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif as well. We can stop in Samoa and pick up some food then refuel when we hit the States. http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif
St Helen............I did notice the ring on her finger in your picture.
Wow..........and English wedding! Will it be like 4 Weddings and a Funeral? I can dress up like that too! Always thought it would be cool if I could go to an English Wedding.
Me and the family will start saving.
Okay, so it's agreed. A world tour (by hovercraft) to pick up TRF members, then back to Rippers for the wedding and a ****-up.
Estimated travel time (hovercraft): 8,640 minutes (give or take a few days)
Gay-Guy
08-05-05, 12:01 AM
and when we get to samoa we will NOT take on board any bananas even though they are free.
My 3 year old looked at kaftka's sig and said "look, they are dancing"
Originally posted by Gay-Guy@May 8 2005, 12:01 PM
My 3 year old looked at kaftka's sig and said "look, they are dancing"
http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif
Thank. God.
Gay-Guy
08-05-05, 12:27 AM
Actually, they could pass quite easily as dancing to the uninitiated. But to the carnal mind it would be seen as something more.............sensual.
Originally posted by .:kaftka:.@May 8 2005, 11:36 AM
Okay, so it's agreed. A world tour (by hovercraft) to pick up TRF members, then back to Rippers for the wedding and a ****-up.
Estimated travel time (hovercraft): 8,640 minutes (give or take a few days)
Can we stop for Ice Cream?
What do you think I run an airline? No we can not stop for ice cream.
SaintsFan_Webby
08-05-05, 10:48 AM
Originally posted by .:kaftka:.@May 8 2005, 04:02 AM
What do you think I run an airline? No we can not stop for ice cream.
Lol http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Do many NZ airlines stop for ice cream then? http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif
THE CHIROPRACTOR101
08-05-05, 10:55 AM
Originally posted by SaintsFan_Webby+May 8 2005, 10:48 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (SaintsFan_Webby @ May 8 2005, 10:48 PM)</div>
<!--QuoteBegin-.:kaftka:.@May 8 2005, 04:02 AM
What do you think I run an airline? No we can not stop for ice cream.
Lol http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Do many NZ airlines stop for ice cream then? http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif [/b]
occasionally...but some times they stop off in one of the many pacific islands and buy rugby players....
invitation-check http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif ... http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif
white singlet-check
white gumboots-check
ticket-still saving up(ive almost got $2...times are tuff)
anything else?
wigan_rlfc
08-05-05, 10:56 AM
Originally posted by SaintsFan_Webby+May 8 2005, 11:48 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (SaintsFan_Webby @ May 8 2005, 11:48 AM)</div>
<!--QuoteBegin-.:kaftka:.@May 8 2005, 04:02 AM
What do you think I run an airline? No we can not stop for ice cream.
Lol http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Do many NZ airlines stop for ice cream then? http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif [/b]
I don't know but here is one taking off from Aukland international:
http://www.rqriley.com/WrightImgs/Wright1stFlight.jpg
sambãd5
08-05-05, 11:02 AM
Originally posted by wigan_rlfc@May 8 2005, 10:56 PM
http://www.rqriley.com/WrightImgs/Wright1stFlight.jpg
na thats our airforce http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif
dont worry there will be ice cream at the wedding, extra creamy http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif
Originally posted by SaintsFan_Webby+May 8 2005, 10:48 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (SaintsFan_Webby @ May 8 2005, 10:48 PM)</div>
<!--QuoteBegin-.:kaftka:.@May 8 2005, 04:02 AM
What do you think I run an airline? No we can not stop for ice cream.
Lol http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Do many NZ airlines stop for ice cream then? http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif [/b]
Pfft. Yeah. Don't they for you? http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif
..::ERIC::..
09-05-05, 08:39 AM
If anybody is flying Auckland to Wellington, ask the pilot to stop of at the Lake Dairy in Masterton. Neil (Indian) is a legend around town. They have the best combos. A punnet of chips + a can of coke for $2. And its a decent punnet of chips, the traditional cup thing with the newspaper all around it.
SaintsFan_Webby
09-05-05, 04:22 PM
Originally posted by .:kaftka:.+May 9 2005, 08:38 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (.:kaftka:. @ May 9 2005, 08:38 AM)</div>
Originally posted by SaintsFan_Webby@May 8 2005, 10:48 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-.:kaftka:.@May 8 2005, 04:02 AM
What do you think I run an airline? No we can not stop for ice cream.
Lol http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Do many NZ airlines stop for ice cream then? http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif
Pfft. Yeah. Don't they for you? http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif [/b]
British Airways would forget to stop for fuel unless someone reminded them. http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dry.gif
captainamerica
09-05-05, 05:44 PM
Just might be one of the funniest threads I've ever read. A hovercraft full of antipodeans with ice cream, making their way around the world for . . . what was this thread about, again?
Oh yeah, Congrats Mr. Helens!
I take it that she ended up supporting Saints instead of Wigan (wasn't she on the fence about that one at the beginning of the season?)
Or, does she support Wigan? I mean, we all know you love a good argument. http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
Congrats!
And guys, if you can swing by L.A. on your hovercraftian adventure, I'll be the one on the beach without fake breasts. Having said that, I'll go ahead and assume that I'll still be on the beach (now less-populated) when you leave.
NZL Fan
10-05-05, 03:33 AM
Good news mate!!
I'm a little behind on reading this thread, so forgive me for not offering my congrats earlier........
Originally posted by captainamerica@May 10 2005, 05:44 AM
And guys, if you can swing by L.A. on your hovercraftian adventure, I'll be the one on the beach without fake breasts. Having said that, I'll go ahead and assume that I'll still be on the beach (now less-populated) when you leave.
Okay, you'll stand out like a Skittle amongst M&M's, we'll pick you up.
What colour Jandals will you be wearing?
Originally posted by ..::ERIC::..@May 9 2005, 08:39 PM
If anybody is flying Auckland to Wellington, ask the pilot to stop of at the Lake Dairy in Masterton. Neil (Indian) is a legend around town. They have the best combos. A punnet of chips + a can of coke for $2. And its a decent punnet of chips, the traditional cup thing with the newspaper all around it.
When did Wigan say that? (It wasn't really Hitler's fault)
Originally posted by Wally+May 10 2005, 06:12 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Wally @ May 10 2005, 06:12 PM)</div>
<!--QuoteBegin-..::ERIC::..@May 9 2005, 08:39 PM
If anybody is flying Auckland to Wellington, ask the pilot to stop of at the Lake Dairy in Masterton. Neil (Indian) is a legend around town. They have the best combos. A punnet of chips + a can of coke for $2. And its a decent punnet of chips, the traditional cup thing with the newspaper all around it.
When did Wigan say that? (It wasn't really Hitler's fault) [/b]
http://www.therugbyforum.com/index.php?showtopic=2632
Excellent.
..::ERIC::..
10-05-05, 07:51 AM
Curse ye...
wigan_rlfc
10-05-05, 08:17 AM
Originally posted by SaintsFan_Webby+May 9 2005, 05:22 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (SaintsFan_Webby @ May 9 2005, 05:22 PM)</div>
Originally posted by .:kaftka:.@May 9 2005, 08:38 AM
Originally posted by SaintsFan_Webby@May 8 2005, 10:48 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-.:kaftka:.@May 8 2005, 04:02 AM
What do you think I run an airline? No we can not stop for ice cream.
Lol http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Do many NZ airlines stop for ice cream then? http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif
Pfft. Yeah. Don't they for you? http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif
British Airways would forget to stop for fuel unless someone reminded them. http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dry.gif [/b]
You use British Airways often http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif
Originally posted by wigan_rlfc+May 10 2005, 08:17 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (wigan_rlfc @ May 10 2005, 08:17 PM)</div>
Originally posted by SaintsFan_Webby@May 9 2005, 05:22 PM
Originally posted by .:kaftka:.@May 9 2005, 08:38 AM
Originally posted by SaintsFan_Webby@May 8 2005, 10:48 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-.:kaftka:.@May 8 2005, 04:02 AM
What do you think I run an airline? No we can not stop for ice cream.
Lol http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Do many NZ airlines stop for ice cream then? http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif
Pfft. Yeah. Don't they for you? http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif
British Airways would forget to stop for fuel unless someone reminded them. http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dry.gif
You use British Airways often http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif [/b]
http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mellow.gif Don't tell him what he does or does not do.
Meanie.
St Helens RLFC
10-05-05, 11:57 AM
I think we need a Hall of Fame for this thread, amongst others!
That ring on Jo's finger in the picture isn't an engagement ring, it's a ring that her mum bought her for Christmas that she happens to wear on that finger.
I'll get a photo soon of her, furnished with the correct ring.
captainamerica - she's still on the fence. She likes watching Saints play, however, she does NOT like Knowsley Road as she has bad knees and it hurts her to stand up. She does, however, know that Wigan are.... ****, basically. The draw to Saints is Mark Edmondson who is, and I quote, "from near where I live." And he's good.
This world hovercraft tour is... interesting, although my fiancee will be dashing your hopes of ice cream, as we're having chicken legs, vol au vents and cheesecake. And the hovercraft is not allowed at the church, as it will, and I quote, "scare the horses."
Mrs SHRLFC
10-05-05, 12:02 PM
If you want to come by hovercraft can you please get off at Dover or somewhere and transfer to a vintage car?
Hovercrafts are soooo last season.
I DO NOT support Saints. I go watching them cos I think they are good but I'm not getting rid of my Wigan shirts just yet. At least the JJB has seats. Maybe I can be the first person ever to support both clubs. The rivalry doesn't bother me cos I'm from neither town and don't have a strong allegiance to them anyway.
We aren't having ice cream sorry. I want a huge mad buffet with everything on it but not ice cream cos someone might drop it on my dress.
An Tarbh
10-05-05, 12:15 PM
Any specific car in mind, we wouldn't want to spoil the mood by arriving in the wrong car, although there could be a delay if certain people need to stop for ice-cream now there won't be any at the wedding.
Mrs SHRLFC
10-05-05, 12:19 PM
Ummm... no but you might have to park round the corner.
If you're late can you enter the church quietly please and in an orderly fashion?
St Helens RLFC
10-05-05, 12:22 PM
We need to pick a church first, sweetheart! All this talk of hovercrafts, eels and indeed ice cream has deflected the issue!
Mrs SHRLFC
10-05-05, 12:23 PM
Get a f***ing move on then and stop fannying about. I want things booked and planned.
St Helens RLFC
10-05-05, 12:24 PM
I have to go through the painful process of changing my religion...
Mrs SHRLFC
10-05-05, 12:25 PM
Well if you don't want to don't do it. Find a Catholic to marry instead.
An Tarbh
10-05-05, 12:26 PM
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif
Good on ya Mrs SHRLFC!! keep him on his toes, wish more men would listen rofl http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
Just kidden http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif
SaintsFan_Webby
10-05-05, 04:42 PM
Wow, must be a first. A (almost) married couple on the forum.
All this talk of classic cars has put me off slightly I must admit. http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif
I'll be a poor student in mountains of debt at the time. Can I turn up in an old Volkswagon Golf as long as I wear a suit?
Mrs SHRLFC
10-05-05, 06:33 PM
No, cos it's spelt Volkswagen http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
You can as long as you park down the road, I don't want it getting in the pictures you see.
SaintsFan_Webby
10-05-05, 06:39 PM
Originally posted by Mrs SHRLFC@May 10 2005, 07:33 PM
No, cos it's spelt Volkswagen http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
You can as long as you park down the road, I don't want it getting in the pictures you see.
That's why I'm still at skool [sic] you see.......... http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif
That's fair enough. Have to try and get "Webby" embroided on a jacket so everyone know who I am http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
St Helens RLFC
10-05-05, 06:42 PM
Whatever you do, don't mis-spell anything, because I'll be getting told at to edit it!
SaintsFan_Webby
10-05-05, 06:47 PM
Originally posted by St Helens RLFC@May 10 2005, 07:42 PM
Whatever you do, don't mis-spell anything, because I'll be getting told at to edit it!
http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif
That's quite impressive. Do your admin powers work off the forum as well then? http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif
St Helens RLFC
10-05-05, 06:48 PM
No, I have no powers, admin or otherwise, outside the forum! http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif
SaintsFan_Webby
10-05-05, 06:54 PM
Originally posted by St Helens RLFC@May 10 2005, 07:48 PM
No, I have no powers, admin or otherwise, outside the forum! http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif
Blimey. Hitler being out-Nazied? Surely not http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif
Mrs SHRLFC
10-05-05, 07:03 PM
Erm... he's not under the thumb if that's what you mean! http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif
St Helens RLFC
10-05-05, 07:08 PM
I'm not, no, but it's best not to mess with the boss!
SaintsFan_Webby
10-05-05, 07:13 PM
Originally posted by Mrs SHRLFC@May 10 2005, 08:03 PM
Erm... he's not under the thumb if that's what you mean! http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif
No, just sounds more like a case of who wears the trousers. http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif
NZL Fan
10-05-05, 08:00 PM
Originally posted by St Helens RLFC@May 10 2005, 11:57 PM
as she has bad knees and it hurts her to stand up
I won't ask what this was caused by......... http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif
Gay-Guy
11-05-05, 04:38 AM
http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif
Sorry this is late but welcome to the Forum Mrs SHRLC. http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif
Now is anybody in England going to host us Antipopdeans? And the tag along from America? http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif
By the time 2008 comes we would have already familiarised ourselves with online rugby/ rugby league play and I would have established once and for all my dominance in the gaming world. However this meeting in the flesh between northern and southern TRF comrades will determine once and for all the power shift in real life footie http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif which has shifted to...................?
wigan_rlfc
11-05-05, 11:51 AM
I like the Idea of a hovercraft traveling around the world picking people up on the way.
Mrs SHRLFC
11-05-05, 03:55 PM
Um... I can give you the number of some hotels?
St Helens RLFC
11-05-05, 03:56 PM
Originally posted by Mrs SHRLFC@May 11 2005, 03:55 PM
Um... I can give you the number of some hotels?
http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif
Can we not agree where we're getting married first my love?
Mrs SHRLFC
11-05-05, 04:17 PM
In a church. There ya go. Now the hotel numbers are .....
St Helens RLFC
11-05-05, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by Mrs SHRLFC@May 11 2005, 04:17 PM
In a church.
Good... glad that's sorted! http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif
Perhaps we should get TRF to make a poll on where we should get married? http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif
(hovercrafts don't have wedding licenses!)
Mrs SHRLFC
11-05-05, 05:11 PM
Or licences either.
St Helens RLFC
11-05-05, 05:19 PM
Originally posted by Mrs SHRLFC@May 11 2005, 05:11 PM
Or licences either.
No, I don't think they do.
Whose the mod here by the way, me or you? http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif
Mrs SHRLFC
11-05-05, 05:19 PM
Me.
Know your place http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/excl.gif
St Helens RLFC
11-05-05, 05:20 PM
Originally posted by Mrs SHRLFC@May 11 2005, 05:19 PM
Me.
Know your place http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/excl.gif
Now now dear, not on the forum! http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
An Tarbh
11-05-05, 06:37 PM
So will these little online tiffs become a daily event? http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
wigan_rlfc
11-05-05, 06:45 PM
Yeah, they're like a married couple.
Boom Boom
Waittaminute waittaminute. Deep breaths people. Aren't you getting married in Rippers shed?
THE CHIROPRACTOR101
12-05-05, 08:10 AM
http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif ..i thought ur bringing rippers shed on the hovercraft http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mellow.gif
dam that means no room for my favorite clown shoes http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mad.gif
Not to worry chiro, I'll bring my hover-trailer. And no, we are not taking the shed with us, they will be getting married in Napier, or they won't be married at all. And that's final.
Originally posted by Mrs SHRLFC@May 12 2005, 04:17 AM
In a church. There ya go. Now the hotel numbers are .....
Not on my f***ing watch
Its my Shed or the Synagogue take it or leave it
Mrs SHRLFC
13-05-05, 11:26 AM
http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif
OK, OK... the shed it is.
St Helens RLFC
13-05-05, 11:47 AM
Ripper, have you been at the Kiwi fruit again?
THE CHIROPRACTOR101
13-05-05, 01:53 PM
Originally posted by St Helens RLFC@May 13 2005, 11:47 PM
Ripper, have you been at the Kiwi fruit again?
we all have cant you tell
Originally posted by St Helens RLFC@May 13 2005, 11:47 PM
Ripper, have you been at the Kiwi fruit again?
Nah bro, just been raiding the fejoa trees
wigan_rlfc
14-05-05, 10:32 PM
Originally posted by Ripper+May 14 2005, 01:37 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Ripper @ May 14 2005, 01:37 AM)</div>
<!--QuoteBegin-St Helens RLFC@May 13 2005, 11:47 PM
Ripper, have you been at the Kiwi fruit again?
Nah bro, just been raiding the fejoa trees [/b]
It might be funny if we new what they were.
THE CHIROPRACTOR101
15-05-05, 06:08 AM
little fruit berry like thingies...not berries tho taste tangy/sweet
and is used highly in meth http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif
sambãd5
15-05-05, 08:44 AM
Originally posted by wigan_rlfc+May 15 2005, 10:32 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (wigan_rlfc @ May 15 2005, 10:32 AM)</div>
Originally posted by Ripper@May 14 2005, 01:37 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-St Helens RLFC@May 13 2005, 11:47 PM
Ripper, have you been at the Kiwi fruit again?
Nah bro, just been raiding the fejoa trees
It might be funny if we new what they were. [/b]
lol my mate from oz had his first fejoa the other day, and your ment to cut it in half and spoon out the middle part of it, (like a passionfuit or a kiwifruit) but he just took a huge bite out of it. he doesnt like them http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif
St Helens RLFC
16-05-05, 12:39 PM
Well, the parents have been told, so now EVERYBODY knows!
wigan_rlfc
16-05-05, 02:28 PM
Originally posted by St Helens RLFC@May 16 2005, 01:39 PM
Well, the parents have been told, so now EVERYBODY knows!
"You're throwing your life away son"
St Helens RLFC
16-05-05, 03:49 PM
Not at all, we've had a 100% positive response, haven't we sweetie?
An Tarbh
16-05-05, 04:01 PM
Originally posted by St Helens RLFC@May 16 2005, 04:49 PM
Not at all, we've had a 100% positive response, haven't we sweetie?
even for the hovercraft idea?
St Helens RLFC
16-05-05, 09:16 PM
Originally posted by An Tarbh+May 16 2005, 04:01 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (An Tarbh @ May 16 2005, 04:01 PM)</div>
<!--QuoteBegin-St Helens RLFC@May 16 2005, 04:49 PM
Not at all, we've had a 100% positive response, haven't we sweetie?
even for the hovercraft idea? [/b]
I was too scared to tell people about the hovercraft. Getting married is one thing; a hovercraft containing half the Southern Hemisphere and ice cream is quite another thing..... http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif
Mrs SHRLFC
16-05-05, 09:33 PM
Originally posted by St Helens RLFC@May 17 2005, 03:49 AM
Not at all, we've had a 100% positive response, haven't we sweetie?
Yes my love, apart from the Yorkshire bitter bint.
robbinho
16-05-05, 09:37 PM
Originally posted by Mrs SHRLFC+May 17 2005, 09:33 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Mrs SHRLFC @ May 17 2005, 09:33 AM)</div>
<!--QuoteBegin-St Helens RLFC@May 17 2005, 03:49 AM
Not at all, we've had a 100% positive response, haven't we sweetie?
Yes my love, apart from the Yorkshire bitter bint. [/b]
and there was me thinking you were calling An Tarbh sweetie....
think we may need a "No Heavy Petting" rule applied to the forum... http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dry.gif
seriously though, congratulations chaps. all the best. http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif
St Helens RLFC
16-05-05, 09:38 PM
Originally posted by Mrs SHRLFC+May 16 2005, 09:33 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Mrs SHRLFC @ May 16 2005, 09:33 PM)</div>
<!--QuoteBegin-St Helens RLFC@May 17 2005, 03:49 AM
Not at all, we've had a 100% positive response, haven't we sweetie?
Yes my love, apart from the Yorkshire bitter bint. [/b]
Meh, she's just ridiculous though. Perhaps the now famous Jacko would be interested in a 21 year old Yorkshire boot who acts like a 12 year old....
St Helens RLFC
16-05-05, 09:42 PM
Originally posted by robbinho@May 16 2005, 09:37 PM
seriously though, congratulations chaps. all the best. http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif
Thank you Robbinho, at least you don't need to deal with all this hovercraft business!
robbinho
16-05-05, 09:45 PM
Originally posted by St Helens RLFC+May 17 2005, 09:42 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (St Helens RLFC @ May 17 2005, 09:42 AM)</div>
<!--QuoteBegin-robbinho@May 16 2005, 09:37 PM
seriously though, congratulations chaps.* all the best.* http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif
Thank you Robbinho, at least you don't need to deal with all this hovercraft business! [/b]
absolutely not.....
............... I have a jet-pack. http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif
St Helens RLFC
16-05-05, 09:47 PM
lmao! http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif
robbinho
16-05-05, 09:49 PM
Ithankyou
pfft... Jet Packs - there so 1999
Originally posted by .:kaftka:.@May 12 2005, 08:34 PM
Not to worry chiro, I'll bring my hover-trailer. And no, we are not taking the shed with us, they will be getting married in Napier, or they won't be married at all. And that's final.
We could take them on a guided tour through Waiora... Dont you live in Waipak?
Gay-Guy
17-05-05, 04:49 AM
Originally posted by Ripper@May 17 2005, 02:38 PM
We could take them on a guided tour through Waiora...
Do you know the King family in Wairoa? They look after the Christian Revival Church there?
Nice little place Wairoa...........
Originally posted by Ripper+May 17 2005, 02:38 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Ripper @ May 17 2005, 02:38 PM)</div>
<!--QuoteBegin-.:kaftka:.@May 12 2005, 08:34 PM
Not to worry chiro, I'll bring my hover-trailer. And no, we are not taking the shed with us, they will be getting married in Napier, or they won't be married at all. And that's final.
We could take them on a guided tour through Waiora... Dont you live in Waipak? [/b]
No Ripper, Waipak is the 'second-rate' manufacturer of Robinho's deathtrap.
I live in Waipuk.
Originally posted by wigan_rlfc+May 15 2005, 10:32 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (wigan_rlfc @ May 15 2005, 10:32 AM)</div>
Originally posted by Ripper@May 14 2005, 01:37 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-St Helens RLFC@May 13 2005, 11:47 PM
Ripper, have you been at the Kiwi fruit again?
Nah bro, just been raiding the fejoa trees
It might be funny if we new what they were. [/b]
Lol. I pay that.
Originally posted by Gay-Guy+May 17 2005, 04:49 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Gay-Guy @ May 17 2005, 04:49 PM)</div>
<!--QuoteBegin-Ripper@May 17 2005, 02:38 PM
We could take them on a guided tour through Waiora...
Do you know the King family in Wairoa? They look after the Christian Revival Church there?
Nice little place Wairoa........... [/b]
Nice enough if you remember to lock your doors and wind up your windows...
Gay-Guy
19-05-05, 06:04 AM
Originally posted by Ripper+May 18 2005, 08:04 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Ripper @ May 18 2005, 08:04 AM)</div>
Originally posted by Gay-Guy@May 17 2005, 04:49 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Ripper@May 17 2005, 02:38 PM
We could take them on a guided tour through Waiora...
Do you know the King family in Wairoa? They look after the Christian Revival Church there?
Nice little place Wairoa...........
Nice enough if you remember to lock your doors and wind up your windows... [/b]
Yeah true dat............
When I was 18 I was over there with a church group and they were doing a sports thing in a hall. There were these teenage prospect type wannabes going on about how BAD Wairoa was.
I didn't know whether to laugh or give him a haircut http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif
Anyway better keep on topic........................Who is your best man Helen?
THE CHIROPRACTOR101
19-05-05, 07:18 AM
you mean bridesmaid http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif
yep...uhh..helen?
oh helen yes st.helen http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif
im guessing st.jessica?
St Helens RLFC
19-05-05, 12:04 PM
That's spooky, one of MRS SHRLFC's nominated bridesmaids is called Jessica....
robbinho
19-05-05, 12:06 PM
I've met Jessica, and Christ, spooky is not the word!
http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif
St Helens RLFC
19-05-05, 12:11 PM
Originally posted by Gay-Guy@May 19 2005, 06:04 AM
Who is your best man Helen?
I'm having two, both very old friends.
SaintsFan_Webby
19-05-05, 06:01 PM
Originally posted by St Helens RLFC+May 19 2005, 01:11 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (St Helens RLFC @ May 19 2005, 01:11 PM)</div>
<!--QuoteBegin-Gay-Guy@May 19 2005, 06:04 AM
Who is your best man Helen?
I'm having two, both very old friends. [/b]
How does that work? Are you going to make them fight to see who's actually the 'Best Man'?
captainamerica
19-05-05, 08:57 PM
Originally posted by St Helens RLFC+May 20 2005, 12:11 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (St Helens RLFC @ May 20 2005, 12:11 AM)</div>
<!--QuoteBegin-Gay-Guy@May 19 2005, 06:04 AM
Who is your best man Helen?
I'm having two, both very old friends. [/b]
How old?
Pensioners? -- Might have trouble getting them down the aisle. Might need to borrow robbinho's jetpack.
Incidentally, my head exploded trying to catch up with this thread.
THE CHIROPRACTOR101
19-05-05, 09:39 PM
Originally posted by captainamerica+May 20 2005, 08:57 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (captainamerica @ May 20 2005, 08:57 AM)</div>
Originally posted by St Helens RLFC@May 20 2005, 12:11 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-Gay-Guy@May 19 2005, 06:04 AM
Who is your best man Helen?
I'm having two, both very old friends.
How old?
Pensioners? -- Might have trouble getting them down the aisle. Might need to borrow robbinho's jetpack.
Incidentally, my head exploded trying to catch up with this thread. [/b]
ahhh so that is you in the sig!!!!!
im guessing with that brain explosion,you are bald now
captainamerica
19-05-05, 11:59 PM
Originally posted by THE CHIROPRACTOR101+May 20 2005, 09:39 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (THE CHIROPRACTOR101 @ May 20 2005, 09:39 AM)</div>
Originally posted by captainamerica@May 20 2005, 08:57 AM
Originally posted by St Helens RLFC@May 20 2005, 12:11 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-Gay-Guy@May 19 2005, 06:04 AM
Who is your best man Helen?
I'm having two, both very old friends.
How old?
Pensioners? -- Might have trouble getting them down the aisle. Might need to borrow robbinho's jetpack.
Incidentally, my head exploded trying to catch up with this thread.
ahhh so that is you in the sig!!!!!
im guessing with that brain explosion,you are bald now [/b]
http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif
It's not the baldness so much as it is the brain and blood seeping all over my face. You know, from the explosion and all.
I'd like to take the time now to comment on the debauchery to be had the night before and then after the wedding:
What goes on in Ripper's shed -- Stays in Ripper's shed.
And thank god for that because the thought is disgusting.
Ripper's Shed.
Sure, I know his real name isn't Ripper (what if his name was Consuela -- that might make things a tad nicer. Welcome to Consuela's Shed. Here, have a cake.)
But Ripper's Shed?
I smell burnt popcorn and wet dog. I see things soaking in formaldehyde. What's the kiwi equivalent for Rednecks?
Bah, I'm sure it'll be fine. Rips, I'll bring a Kurt Warner poster to cover up that whore-shaped hole in the wall.
I have only just seen this thread and what a laugh it is and congrats st Helens even though I am a few weeks late.
THE CHIROPRACTOR101
20-05-05, 01:48 AM
Originally posted by captainamerica@May 20 2005, 11:59 AM
What's the kiwi equivalent for Rednecks?
.
cantabs http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif
hey mr and mrs st.helens
all fine and dandy,u guys gettin married and what not...BUT
WHERES DA FEED AT!?!
after function anyone?....
Gay-Guy
20-05-05, 04:48 AM
Originally posted by captainamerica@May 20 2005, 11:59 AM
Rips, I'll bring a Kurt Warner poster to cover up that whore-shaped hole in the wall.
http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif
A whore shape or just a part of her anatomy.............
.............and I thought I had a patent on that wall hole shape http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif (Chiro assured me that no one else knew)
St Helens RLFC
20-05-05, 06:26 PM
Originally posted by SaintsFan_Webby+May 19 2005, 06:01 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (SaintsFan_Webby @ May 19 2005, 06:01 PM)</div>
Originally posted by St Helens RLFC@May 19 2005, 01:11 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Gay-Guy@May 19 2005, 06:04 AM
Who is your best man Helen?
I'm having two, both very old friends.
How does that work? Are you going to make them fight to see who's actually the 'Best Man'? [/b]
No, they'll both just pass the rings over for me. One is in the Navy.
Captainamerica - they won't be needing jetpacks quite yet!
esoj - thank you
function - no ideas yet, we need to start looking into things like this very soon, and I dare say we will. I intend to have a chocolate fountain though; perhaps you could bring some of your bananas, Kaftka? http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif
wigan_rlfc
20-05-05, 09:40 PM
Originally posted by St Helens RLFC@May 20 2005, 07:26 PM
One is in the Navy.
Is it essential that we know this?
Well maybe or maybe not but thats Saints choice on which info he gives us and his missus will put him in line if he goes to far. I like that choclate fountain idea
Originally posted by captainamerica+May 20 2005, 11:59 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (captainamerica @ May 20 2005, 11:59 AM)</div>
Originally posted by THE CHIROPRACTOR101@May 20 2005, 09:39 AM
Originally posted by captainamerica@May 20 2005, 08:57 AM
Originally posted by St Helens RLFC@May 20 2005, 12:11 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-Gay-Guy@May 19 2005, 06:04 AM
Who is your best man Helen?
I'm having two, both very old friends.
How old?
Pensioners? -- Might have trouble getting them down the aisle. Might need to borrow robbinho's jetpack.
Incidentally, my head exploded trying to catch up with this thread.
ahhh so that is you in the sig!!!!!
im guessing with that brain explosion,you are bald now
http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif
It's not the baldness so much as it is the brain and blood seeping all over my face. You know, from the explosion and all.
I'd like to take the time now to comment on the debauchery to be had the night before and then after the wedding:
What goes on in Ripper's shed -- Stays in Ripper's shed.
And thank god for that because the thought is disgusting.
Ripper's Shed.
Sure, I know his real name isn't Ripper (what if his name was Consuela -- that might make things a tad nicer. Welcome to Consuela's Shed. Here, have a cake.)
But Ripper's Shed?
I smell burnt popcorn and wet dog. I see things soaking in formaldehyde. What's the kiwi equivalent for Rednecks?
Bah, I'm sure it'll be fine. Rips, I'll bring a Kurt Warner poster to cover up that whore-shaped hole in the wall. [/b]
Burnt Popcorn and Wet Dog?
No dogs in MY shed - although we might have to make some exceptions if Neh is to attend this Bash, one of my dogs has a bladder problem and the other ****s at the drop of a hat... or the wag of a tail so to speak
Originally posted by St Helens RLFC@May 21 2005, 06:26 AM
perhaps you could bring some of your bananas, Kaftka? http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif
Meh, I only have two holsters, but I suppose I can fit some in my tophat.
THE CHIROPRACTOR101
21-05-05, 06:32 AM
Originally posted by .:kaftka:.+May 21 2005, 02:21 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (.:kaftka:. @ May 21 2005, 02:21 PM)</div>
<!--QuoteBegin-St Helens RLFC@May 21 2005, 06:26 AM
perhaps you could bring some of your bananas, Kaftka?* http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif
Meh, I only have two holsters, but I suppose I can fit some in my tophat. [/b]
pleez dont they mite scare off our resident monkey kinkonhttp://img265.echo.cx/img265/4940/scary6ey.jpg
and we need kinkon to cater for our after function drink up!!!
hes a very good bum boy...i assure you
SaintsFan_Webby
21-05-05, 07:52 AM
Originally posted by THE CHIROPRACTOR101+May 21 2005, 07:32 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (THE CHIROPRACTOR101 @ May 21 2005, 07:32 AM)</div>
Originally posted by .:kaftka:.@May 21 2005, 02:21 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-St Helens RLFC@May 21 2005, 06:26 AM
perhaps you could bring some of your bananas, Kaftka?* http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif
Meh, I only have two holsters, but I suppose I can fit some in my tophat.
pleez dont they mite scare off our resident monkey kinkonhttp://img265.echo.cx/img265/4940/scary6ey.jpg
and we need kinkon to cater for our after function drink up!!!
hes a very good bum boy...i assure you [/b]
Wow. You've just taken an amusing thread and taken it to the point of death in one swoop.
Quick someone rescue it, kaftka, robbinho, captain, anyone..........
kinkon89
21-05-05, 11:02 AM
shame chiro!
you got told ahahaaaa!!!
shame you dry c***!
St Helens RLFC
21-05-05, 11:14 AM
AY!
This is MY thread! If I wanted a picture of Andy Farrell I would have asked for it!
Originally posted by .:kaftka:.+May 21 2005, 02:21 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (.:kaftka:. @ May 21 2005, 02:21 PM)</div>
<!--QuoteBegin-St Helens RLFC@May 21 2005, 06:26 AM
perhaps you could bring some of your bananas, Kaftka?* http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif
Meh, I only have two holsters, but I suppose I can fit some in my tophat. [/b]
Top-Hat, Signlet, Gumboots...
You must Ooze of Class Kafkta...
Originally posted by SaintsFan_Webby@May 21 2005, 07:52 PM
Wow. You've just taken an amusing thread and taken it to the point of death in one swoop.
Quick someone rescue it, kaftka, other tards........
Sorry mate, I'm only human.
Sort of.
Ripper- You nose it.
THE CHIROPRACTOR101
22-05-05, 06:39 AM
Originally posted by St Helens RLFC@May 21 2005, 11:14 PM
AY!
This is MY thread! If I wanted a picture of Andy Farrell I would have asked for it!
its my wedding gift...take it or leave it http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif
getofmeland
17-05-07, 09:41 PM
...because yesterday I got engaged to my lovely girlfriend and we will be getting married in the summer of 2008.
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A Year to Go Mate!!!
SaintsFan_Webby
17-05-07, 09:52 PM
I'd forgotten all about this thread. Has to go down as one of the classics. I actually read through from start to finish. Needs pinning somewhere.
And still time to find my knackered Golf and personalised tux. :D
woosaah
17-05-07, 09:54 PM
**** thats a long engagement
RoyalBlueStuey
17-05-07, 09:57 PM
Congratumalations....best of luck with the planning etc etc
St Helens RLFC
17-05-07, 10:48 PM
A year away! lmao!
Add another three and it will be more realistic!
getofmeland
17-05-07, 10:49 PM
Damn I will need a new suit by then....
Rugby_Cymru
17-05-07, 11:42 PM
Yup, Charlie's expecting his growth spurt any time soon, now.
Poor lad, living in the country must have stunted his growth. Now he's this weirdly short freak of nature. :(
But we still love him... :D
St Helens RLFC
17-05-07, 11:49 PM
Yup, Charlie's expecting his growth spurt any time soon, now.
Poor lad, living in the country must have stunted his growth. Now he's this weirdly short freak of nature. :(
But we still love him... :D [/b]
:lol2tn:
IRNOIC alert!
getofmeland
18-05-07, 07:57 AM
Yup, Charlie's expecting his growth spurt any time soon, now.
Poor lad, living in the country must have stunted his growth. Now he's this weirdly short freak of nature. :(
But we still love him... :D [/b]
Yep I am expecting my outward growth spurt, my gut is growing slowly...
Don't know why the hell I started reading this, but I'm so glad I did! :D
Congratulations on the engagement and future wedding Helen and missus Helen, but why the extra three years?
Also, stick to that chocolate fountain idea. Just make sure no kids approach it, the brides dress will be off white with little brown handmarks on it if they do.
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