Caption Compo Thread II

[woosaah]

that does look rather painful

[kinkon89]

"HOLE IN ONE GARY!!!!"

[gjohn85]

Originally posted by kinkon89@May 11 2006, 05:46 AM
"HOLE IN ONE GARY!!!!"
Hey, stop knicking my caption!

Where's my lawyer!

[wigan_rlfc]

Talk about a turtle head in your pants

[getofmeland]

Play it as it lays...

[QKXV]

Originally posted by Candyman@May 11 2006, 12:10 AM
I knew i should not of had that extra croc egg for dinner last night
'twas a tight call boys, Paddy, getofmeland and Dobrien put in some real good caption but I'll give it to new member Candyman. Congrats buddy :bravo:

[Black|Raven]

well nikga show somfin mayne!
b4 i let chiro loose............... :D and thats real loose

[PeeJay]

Originally posted by Quintes@May 10 2006, 01:09 PM
here goes...

http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/sport/sport006.jpg

rapid fire round boys, winner announced tomorrow 16:00 (gmt)
So that's how the tortoise managed to catch the hare!

[dobrien7]

Originally posted by PeeJay+May 13 2006, 09:42 AM-->
<!--QuoteBegin-Quintes@May 10 2006, 01:09 PM
here goes...

http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/sport/sport006.jpg

rapid fire round boys, winner announced tomorrow 16:00 (gmt)
So that&#39;s how the tortoise managed to catch the hare! [/b]
Kind of an ancient blow-off valve? :)

[Kimmy_The_Kiwi]

Originally posted by Quintes@May 11 2006, 12:09 AM
here goes...

http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/sport/sport006.jpg

Geez that feels good :ph34r:

[Candyman]

Originally posted by Quintes+May 12 2006, 07:31 PM-->
<!--QuoteBegin-Candyman@May 11 2006, 12:10 AM
I knew i should not of had that extra croc egg for dinner last night
&#39;twas a tight call boys, Paddy, getofmeland and Dobrien put in some real good caption but I&#39;ll give it to new member Candyman. Congrats buddy :bravo: [/b]
Cheers man...So what happens now do i post one

[kaftka]

yes

[gjohn85]

Yes go out & find a suitable picture then upload it (no doubt it will be a Batista pic) then after X amount of caption guessed, you decide a winner, then its up to the next winner, & so on.....

[PeeJay]

Originally posted by dobrien7+May 12 2006, 11:45 PM-->

Originally posted by PeeJay@May 13 2006, 09:42 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-Quintes@May 10 2006, 01:09 PM
here goes...

http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/sport/sport006.jpg

rapid fire round boys, winner announced tomorrow 16:00 (gmt)
So that&#39;s how the tortoise managed to catch the hare!
Kind of an ancient blow-off valve? :) [/b]
Actually, I was thinking more along the lines of the golfer hitting the tortoise up the arse with his club, but your suggestion is good too :D

[dobrien7]

Well how else was the tortoise gong to beat the hare???

[Candyman]

Ok here we go guys best of luck i will announce the winner tuesday 5.30pm NZ time.


http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/4950/japon22fn.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[dobrien7]

Originally posted by Candyman@May 14 2006, 04:05 PM
Ok here we go guys best of luck i will announce the winner tuesday 5.30pm NZ time.


http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/4950/japon22fn.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
And this is why there are no Asian super heroes.

[getofmeland]

I told you its S&M not S&N

[kaftka]

WTHIWWJP!?

What The Hell Is Wrong With Japanese People!?

[PeeJay]

The North and South "Poles" have never been closer

[gjohn85]

That&#39;s two magnets that won&#39;t attract anything.

[Candyman]

Originally posted by getofmeland@May 14 2006, 10:01 PM
I told you its S&M not S&N
Well done we have a winner getofmeland

Its your turn to post one

[kinkon89]

"ow shit wrong channel!!!"

[getofmeland]

Sweet I win!!!!

I will look for a pic and then post it

[allblacksfreak]

whts with candyman&#39;s obsession with men in tight undies???

[C A Iversen]

Watch out, I&#39;ve heard he believes the theory, "It&#39;s better to give than recieve!" :o :unsure: :P .... :(


:bana: :bana: :bana:

[getofmeland]

http://www.therugbyforum.com/uploads/Captioncomp.jpg

Give this one a go!!!

[C A Iversen]

"I told you Junior! It&#39;s either exercise, or choose a noose!"

[allblacksfreak]

Originally posted by getofmeland@May 17 2006, 08:16 PM
http://www.therugbyforum.com/uploads/Captioncomp.jpg


Sailor&#39;s adopted kid...

[PeeJay]

"What you lookin&#39; at, bitch? Ain&#39;t you never seen a baby do gymnastics before?!"

[QKXV]

....and after this I&#39;m going to bust you up with half my hands tied behind my back...thereby single handedly removing all your street cred...capiche?

[Black-Monday]

An image portraying the horrifying scenes at MJ&#39;s Ranch &#39;Neverland&#39;, of the &#39;Gym Room&#39;

BM

[gjohn85]

A perfect example of &#39;pushy&#39; parents.

[Candyman]

Originally posted by allblacksfreak@May 17 2006, 08:01 PM
whts with candyman&#39;s obsession with men in tight undies???
Well it no worse than having rugby players running around over a ball touching each other at least mine aren&#39;t touching anyone lol :D

[kinkon89]

Originally posted by getofmeland@May 17 2006, 06:16 PM
http://www.therugbyforum.com/uploads/Captioncomp.jpg

Give this one a go!!!
"1001.....1002...."

[woosaah]

the next arnold schwarchanegger(sp) is........



my god i cant beleive they got a kid that size to stay still long enough to take a photo, let alone pose him like that

surly the wonders of photoshop anybody?
\

[allblacksfreak]

Originally posted by Candyman+May 18 2006, 05:40 PM-->
<!--QuoteBegin-allblacksfreak@May 17 2006, 08:01 PM
whts with candyman&#39;s obsession with men in tight undies???
Well it no worse than having rugby players running around over a ball touching each other at least mine aren&#39;t touching anyone lol :D[/b]
Are you kidding ME!? what u call this then!?
http://www.puroresufan.com/images/moves/tenzananaconda.jpg

[Black|Raven]

Originally posted by getofmeland@May 17 2006, 09:16 PM
http://www.therugbyforum.com/uploads/Captioncomp.jpg

Give this one a go!!!
chuck norris just born!
if you look carefully his penis took the picture then made love to the nurse, and those are his penis rings

[getofmeland]

Originally posted by Black-Monday@May 17 2006, 06:31 PM
An image portraying the horrifying scenes at MJ&#39;s Ranch &#39;Neverland&#39;, of the &#39;Gym Room&#39;

BM
Gonna Give this one to Black Monday.....

[Black-Monday]

Sounds like mine was the best of a bad bunch.

Oh well, I&#39;ll be back with one in a bit.

BM

[Black-Monday]

http://www.v-lo.krakow.pl/~rugby/pic7.jpg

Here is my one, but if it doesn&#39;t get any good answers. I&#39;ll happily provide another one.

BM

[getofmeland]

French Dude - Kamikaze!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Irish Dude - Bloody Idiot!!!!, thats only the half way line

[allblacksfreak]

O&#39;Gara: Hey, hav I ever tell ya tht ur butt looks cute!

Frenchie: AAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!! let me get ze lawzer up zere!!

[Black-Monday]

Right I&#39;ll keep this one, seems a good one to use.

Keep it up

Irish guy = Ronan O&#39; Gara
French Guy = I...... Haridoquy
BM

[paddyknight]

O&#39; Gara:
&#39;aww which f***er let their dog shit here? Its all over my bloody boot......no, sod tackling him, i dont care if he scores, first i wanna know whos dog it was?&#39;

[kaftka]

Irish Rugby player, Ronan O&#39;Gara, challenges Superman to a race around the world.

[kinkon89]

Originally posted by Black-Monday@May 20 2006, 02:05 AM
http://www.v-lo.krakow.pl/~rugby/pic7.jpg

Here is my one, but if it doesn&#39;t get any good answers. I&#39;ll happily provide another one.

BM
french dude- "ZEEEE TRYLINE MWHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHH!!!"

irish dude- *smirks* "hee hee theres poo there ^_^"

[dobrien7]

Hardonandgay - "Yeeees ze worm ole es all miiiiine"

ROG - "Fekken frog arse is guna get his rocks off before me, to be sure"

[Groen_en_Goud]

O&#39;Gara: "Joke&#39;s on you, you got spun around when you started"

[gjohn85]

O&#39;Gara: I hate to tell you this, but where I am standing is the Dead goal line.
Haridoquy: Nooooooooooooo!

[kaftka]

A bad time to notice your shoelaces are untied?

[Black|Raven]

Originally posted by Black-Monday@May 20 2006, 05:05 AM
http://www.v-lo.krakow.pl/~rugby/pic7.jpg

Here is my one, but if it doesn&#39;t get any good answers. I&#39;ll happily provide another one.

BM
O&#39;gara: "dude...... your penis is hanging out"
Hardinodiqouy: :o " I have a PENIS"
O&#39;gara: :Blinky:

[gjohn85]

Black Monday, whats happening?

Are you gonna bother announcing the winner or not?

[PeeJay]

O&#39;Gara narrowly avoided the new Superman&#39;s erratic flight training.

[Black-Monday]

Sorry, I was going to wait for a few more replies but I think we may have them all. Leave it another 12 hours from now and I&#39;ll announce a winner.

BM

[Arnold Rimmer]

It was about this moment that Hardinodiqouy and O&#39;Gara both realised they were playing on a lawn bowls green.

[Black-Monday]

Originally posted by gjohn85@May 20 2006, 09:34 PM
O&#39;Gara: I hate to tell you this, but where I am standing is the Dead goal line.
Haridoquy: Nooooooooooooo!
Winner, it was hard to choose between this and Getoffmeland, but this won the toin coss.

BM

[gjohn85]

Long time no win!

Ok, here&#39;s the next round;

http://suprfile.com/src/1/13yp7b7/turtle%20matador.jpg

As always....enjoy

[QKXV]

Pokemon is not what it was

[kinkon89]

Originally posted by gjohn85@May 27 2006, 08:14 AM
Long time no win!

Ok, here&#39;s the next round;

http://suprfile.com/src/1/13yp7b7/turtle%20matador.jpg

As always....enjoy
old man: "look into the mirror....see, you look like a bull!!"

turtle: "im telling you!...i look like a tiger!...grrrrrrrrrrrowwwww!"

[kaftka]

Rabbi Weinstein the matador and his pet tortoise-bull hybrid, Dingo, fail to please uninterested talent scouts.


















:blink:

[wigan_rlfc]

Like tturtle wax to a red rag.

[gjohn85]

Come on guys, keep &#39;em coming

Chiro, St Helens, Paddy Knight, Getofmeland, Captain America etc....

Where are your captions?

[Black-Monday]

Dumbledore shows his students a new turtle he had made, only it didn&#39;t like it&#39;s horns!

BM

[paddyknight]

Humane bullfighting, involving slower matadors and impenetratably armoured, yet slower &#39;bulls&#39;, whilst popular with animal rights activists, never took off with the fans.

[Go_Crusaders_213]

Hey Every1
It&#39;s me again.
Welcom to camp Rugby Forum. where YOU can prevent forest fires

[getofmeland]

Those Animal Rights wankers have f***ed up another great sport...


WANKERS!!!

[gjohn85]

Originally posted by kinkon89+May 27 2006, 03:06 AM-->
<!--QuoteBegin-gjohn85@May 27 2006, 08:14 AM
Long time no win!

Ok, here&#39;s the next round;

http://suprfile.com/src/1/13yp7b7/turtle%20matador.jpg

As always....enjoy
old man: "look into the mirror....see, you look like a bull!!"

turtle: "im telling you!...i look like a tiger!...grrrrrrrrrrrowwwww!" [/b]
Winner, Well done Kinky.

[kinkon89]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAWWWWWRRR!!!!

ill come up with a pic in a quicky!!!

[kinkon89]

have fun!

http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper328/stills/92n84u68.jpg

[dobrien7]

Sven Goran Erikson in the happier days before he had to tear himself away from his boyfriends to manage England...

[paddyknight]

The worlds only siamese triplets were a happy bunch, defying all medical expectations by living well into middle age.

Dave (front left) was thought to have one of the strongest backs in the world, carrying 2 fully grown men around all day, every day.

[gjohn85]

Gay wrestling never took off as men where enjoying themselves too much.

[Black|Raven]

hurry up an pick a f**kin winner awready

[gjohn85]

Yeah, This round is a tough one to create a caption for it

[Black|Raven]

this is stupid

[kinkon89]

omg you guys a gay!

[Black|Raven]

aye! .................... goddammit!........just post a winner eh!

[gjohn85]

Originally posted by kinkon89@Jun 11 2006, 01:39 AM
have fun!

http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper328/stills/92n84u68.jpg
After this photo was taken, all three lovers got stuck together because their
lubrication they used was actually super glue.

[..::ERIC::..]

Police has released to following picture. The three men; Ripper, Sambad and Chiro. They say the three men are extremely gay and should not be approached under any circumstances.

[kinkon89]

Originally posted by ..::ERIC::..@Jul 9 2006, 10:51 AM
Police has released to following picture. The three men; Ripper, Sambad and Chiro. They say the three men are extremely gay and should not be approached under any circumstances.
winner

GAY PIECES OF SHITE!!

[gjohn85]

Wahoo a winner finally!!

Now hurry up & post a new pic ERIC!!!

[Black|Raven]

yeah man FOR F@<K SAKE!

[..::ERIC::..]

f*** you. Get your own pic.

[gjohn85]

Right then,

http://isakson.senate.gov/pictures/072205bushplane.jpg

Enjoy!

[gjohn85]

Come on guys, its not that hard is it?

[Canadian_Rugby_Guy]

Bush: Gee I always wanted to sit in the same seat harrison ford did.

[allblacksfreak]

Bush was talking bullshit as ussual when that guy next to him realises Osama bin Laden was hanging on to the wing!!!

[MonoTurd]

"you know, I only wanted to be president because of the sweet hook-ups"

[woosaah]

bush lifts leg "ahhh thats better"

other guy, casually stands up leaves the area...

bush passes out by smell

[captainamerica]

"one last time, mr. president: the plane is in the air, and you . . . are in the plane."

[gjohn85]

"one last time, mr. president: the plane is in the air, and you . . . are in the plane." [/b]



Winner!



Nice to see you back on this thread! :cheers:

[captainamerica]

hooray!

thanks gjohn, nice to be back.

alrighty then:

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/1985/0001trfrq8.jpg

[dobrien7]

Oh goody, I&#39;ll get to wipe my ass with a deer again, they&#39;re so wonderfully soft...

[MonoTurd]

deer: "S..Santa?"

[gjohn85]

Timmy was delighted when he got his hands on the sniper rifle, the only problem, he didn&#39;t realise that it had enough kick to blow his pants off.

[getofmeland]

That will teach that dirty ole deer!!!

[Groen_en_Goud]

The poster for Heath Ledger&#39;s San Fransisco shooting ranch.

[captainamerica]

The poster for Heath Ledger&#39;s San Fransisco shooting ranch.
[/b]


WINNER.

[Groen_en_Goud]

:cheers:

This is Michael Schumacher, with the head cloth thing worn under the helmet

good luck

http://sport.ard.de/sp/formel1/news200604/03/img/bg_schumi_sturmh_dpa_300.jpg

[getofmeland]

F1 Welcomes you to the modern ku klux klan Mr Schumacher

[gjohn85]

:cheers:

This is Michael Schumacher, with the head cloth thing worn under the helmet

good luck

http://sport.ard.de/sp/formel1/news200604/03/img/bg_schumi_sturmh_dpa_300.jpg [/b]

Note to self, Next time I get wedgied, I must wear clean underwear.

[Groen_en_Goud]

Where did all the other funny people go? :blink:

oh well it&#39;s over a week so my choice is gjohn85. Congratulations!!!

[gjohn85]

Right, gimme a few minutes to find a worthy picture...

[gjohn85]

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/9122/kittykungfuis6.jpg

Enjoy..

[Groen_en_Goud]

Jo-burg supporters when they found out they&#39;re boys are back in the S14.

[dobrien7]

Even as cats no one could beat Chuck Norris&#39;s roundhouse kick

[RoyalBlueStuey]

Meo takes on two Smiths in The Catrix.

[gjohn85]

Great stuff guys, keep &#39;em coming!

[MonoTurd]

even cats hate gingas

[gjohn85]

Come on guys, surely you can think of something??

[gjohn85]

even cats hate gingas [/b]



WINNER!

Congratulations MonoTurd, now it&#39;s you turn!

[MonoTurd]

sexy

http://www.dropshots.com/photos/135541/20061111/172133.jpg

this is an easy one so i&#39;ll accept nothing but gold

[dobrien7]

P... O... R... N... wait, that&#39;s not Mark Gowans!

[SaintsFan_Webby]

"Female, 24, looking to meet my knight in shining armour..."

[gjohn85]

sexy

http://www.dropshots.com/photos/135541/20061111/172133.jpg

this is an easy one so i&#39;ll accept nothing but gold [/b]

See kids this is what I mean when you talk to people on the internet. For all you know, you could be talking to a retard

[RoyalBlueStuey]

http://www.dropshots.com/photos/135541/20061111/172133.jpg


The hours spent on TheRugbyForum Arcade take their toll on reigning champion Groen_en_Goud!

[MonoTurd]

The hours spent on TheRugbyForum Arcade take their toll on reigning champion Groen_en_Goud!
[/b]
Hot Dog! We have a weiner!


Incase you didnt get that, you won

[RoyalBlueStuey]

Hot Dog! We have a weiner!


Incase you didnt get that, you won
[/b]


WooHoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I rock!

[RoyalBlueStuey]

Has this one been done before? :

http://www.planet-rugby.com/mediastore/images/editorial/England/johnno_dallaglio_joke_400.jpg

[SaintsFan_Webby]

"Baldy"

[gjohn85]

Martin Johnson picks out his candidate for the 2009 Lions tour.

[MonoTurd]

"no you&#39;re ugly"

[RoyalBlueStuey]

Can I enter my own competition? I&#39;ve just noticed that Johno is carrying a severed head and Dallaglio&#39;s left arm appears to be nowt but a bloody stump...Doesn&#39;t take any prisoners that Mr Johnson.

[Black-Monday]

Hey, Law . My bodies gone all stiff, I am stuck in the &#39;hey ref he grabbed my balls&#39; position. Could you help me out.

Nah, you may wanna stay in that position. Your playing the All blacks next week.

BM

[RoyalBlueStuey]

Martin Johnson picks out his candidate for the 2009 Lions tour.
[/b]

I&#39;ll pick Gaz as the winner of this round.

Gaz it&#39;s over to you!

[gjohn85]

Right, time for a festive round

http://myspacecomedy.com/images/funny/santa-hates-his-job.jpg

Enjoy!

[RoyalBlueStuey]

Right, time for a festive round

http://myspacecomedy.com/images/funny/santa-hates-his-job.jpg

Enjoy!
[/b]

New ultra lifelike roboChild dolls react with dismay at the news that Gary Glitter has been a good boy this year.

[Groen_en_Goud]

Too many mince pies gave Santa bad gas.

[kinkon89]

"alpha team..we have visual contact of the suspect.."

[MonoTurd]

"No Santa, we will NOT join TRF!!!"

[Prestwick]

Daily Mail: MICHAEL JACKSON IN KIDDY FIDDLER SANTA DISGUISE SHOCKER!!!

[gjohn85]

Keep them coming guys, there has been some great entries. I will properly wait until the weekend to announce the winner.

[Bullitt]

Santas "Face boobs" were the biggest hit on the catwalks of Milan since his last sensation, "the Raindeer skin coat".

[gjohn85]

<div class='quotemain'>
Right, time for a festive round

http://myspacecomedy.com/images/funny/santa-hates-his-job.jpg

Enjoy!
[/b]

New ultra lifelike roboChild dolls react with dismay at the news that Gary Glitter has been a good boy this year.
[/b][/quote]

WINNER!!

[RoyalBlueStuey]

<div class='quotemain'>


WINNER!!
[/b]

WooHoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Honourable mention to Mite for his face boob one tohugh.

Okay this one is courtesy of Nate :

http://static.flickr.com/141/324890052_b2a29a2797_b.jpg

[dobrien7]

Oi Gary, leave your bloody inhaler alone and check out the Santa Smurf...

[Groen_en_Goud]

Elvis didn&#39;t die, he just retired from singing to focus on his other job.

[gjohn85]

American&#39;s new televsion show, &#39;Santa Idol&#39; kicks starts toady.

[RoyalBlueStuey]

The winner of this round :

dobrien7 with "Oi Gary, leave your bloody inhaler alone and check out the Santa Smurf..."

[dobrien7]

Yuss my 1st Caption Comp win...

so here you are. Enjoy! :P

http://img483.imageshack.us/img483/1424/captioncomp1rj4.jpg

[RoyalBlueStuey]

Yuss my 1st Caption Comp win...

so here you are. Enjoy! :P

http://img483.imageshack.us/img483/1424/captioncomp1rj4.jpg
[/b]

John&#39;s hernia didn&#39;t stop his legendary farts causing nausea for innocent bystanders

[Mr Bean]

http://img483.imageshack.us/img483/1424/captioncomp1rj4.jpg
[/b]

How the hell do you pee through this thing!!!

[maddog79]

"I don&#39;t care how big they think it is. THIS is how big it SHOULD be"

[gjohn85]

I love introducing new games everyday. Today it&#39;s hide & seek the rugby ball.

Right, where can I hide it?...I know, I&#39;ll stuff it down here, they will just think I am well endowed.

[Juggernaut]

Now, what was that saying again.."Once you go black..".

[Canadian_Rugby_Guy]

Alright boys, who&#39;s ready to fight the wack off champ with his new and improved accessories?

[dobrien7]

Oops, guess who forgot about this hehe...

And here&#39;s our winner...



John&#39;s hernia didn&#39;t stop his legendary farts causing nausea for innocent bystanders
[/b]

[RoyalBlueStuey]

Oops, guess who forgot about this hehe...

And here&#39;s our winner...

<div class='quotemain'>
John&#39;s hernia didn&#39;t stop his legendary farts causing nausea for innocent bystanders
[/b]
[/b][/quote]

Wowsers! Okay

http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/71830354.jpg?v=1&c=MS_GINS&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19390335F8FA9CA92A637F17436CC5CB733 F06BF04B24B4128C

[gjohn85]

So thats how posh got her name of &#39;golden balls&#39; as her nickname for Becks.

[O'Rothlain]

http://img483.imageshack.us/img483/1424/captioncomp1rj4.jpg
"No one enjoyed watching him f___ the ball."

[kaftka]

Loaded magazine generic unwitty &#39;Ball&#39; pun caption 12

[getofmeland]

<div class='quotemain'>
Oops, guess who forgot about this hehe...

And here&#39;s our winner...

<div class='quotemain'>
John&#39;s hernia didn&#39;t stop his legendary farts causing nausea for innocent bystanders
[/b]
[/b][/quote]

Wowsers! Okay

http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/71830354.jpg?v=1&c=MS_GINS&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19390335F8FA9CA92A637F17436CC5CB733 F06BF04B24B4128C
[/b][/quote]

Yobo can only dream of what it is like to be kicked in the balls!!! (PC Version)

[RoyalBlueStuey]

Yobo can only dream of what it is like to be kicked in the balls!!! (PC Version)
[/b]

There&#39;s got to be one involving Mr Pancake but I daresay no-one outside Liverpool will get it.

[getofmeland]

<div class='quotemain'>
Yobo can only dream of what it is like to be kicked in the balls!!! (PC Version)
[/b]

There&#39;s got to be one involving Mr Pancake but I daresay no-one outside Liverpool will get it. [/b][/quote]

I am not expecting to win this cos I am a rednosed gobshite!!!

[RoyalBlueStuey]

I am not expecting to win this cos I am a rednosed gobshite!!!
[/b]

I&#39;d never hold that against you.

Pity you can&#39;t enter your own competition...I&#39;ve just come up with a great one :

"Dr Steven Gerrard PHd went to great lengths to explore every aspect of the &#39;cleats or studs&#39; debate."

[RoyalBlueStuey]

Argh! the Gerrard piccie has gone now anyway.

Okay brand new competition :

http://www.ultraleggeri.net/Foto/38cessna_747.jpg

[kaftka]

http://www.ultraleggeri.net/Foto/38cessna_747.jpg

f***.

[melon]

http://www.ultraleggeri.net/Foto/38cessna_747.jpg

"Flight 172381 to air control, there seems to be a bird on the run way"

[Bullitt]

Argh! the Gerrard piccie has gone now anyway.

Okay brand new competition :

http://www.ultraleggeri.net/Foto/38cessna_747.jpg [/b]

Fuel rate increases meant the British Airways "tow tours" got into full swing.

[getofmeland]

Why is it I always get stuck behind the OAPs on narrow runways....

[gjohn85]

Argh! the Gerrard piccie has gone now anyway.

Okay brand new competition :

http://www.ultraleggeri.net/Foto/38cessna_747.jpg [/b]

Pilot in small plane: Damn, this plane is cutting out......BUGGER!! That the last time I&#39;m getting my petrol from Tesco&#39;s, Save club card points on fuel my arse! Oh well, I&#39;ll just wait here until I can get this plane repaired.......oh wait, what&#39;s that noise?

[O'Rothlain]

http://www.ultraleggeri.net/Foto/38cessna_747.jpg
Is that John Travolta back there? Why can&#39;t he just be happy with a cesna like the rest of us rich "pilots"?

[robinweide]

the easy-jet way to downsizing

[RoyalBlueStuey]

http://www.ultraleggeri.net/Foto/38cessna_747.jpg

Pilot in small plane: Damn, this plane is cutting out......BUGGER!! That the last time I&#39;m getting my petrol from Tesco&#39;s, Save club card points on fuel my arse! Oh well, I&#39;ll just wait here until I can get this plane repaired.......oh wait, what&#39;s that noise?
[/b]

Winner there I think!

[gjohn85]

http://www.therugbyforum.com/uploads/1173453528/gallery_48_5_7074.jpg

Enjoy...

[RoyalBlueStuey]

http://www.therugbyforum.com/uploads/1173453528/gallery_48_5_7074.jpg

[/b]

"So let me get this straight...You&#39;ve come to take my soul down to suffer eternal suffering & damnation?.....Just for wearing socks and sandals? Wow, seems a little harsh to me!"

[gjohn85]

Great observation there RBS.

[SaintsFan_Webby]

"Weren&#39;t you in Bill and Ted?"

[Bullitt]

http://www.therugbyforum.com/uploads/1173453528/gallery_48_5_7074.jpg

Enjoy...

[/b]

Does my bum look big in this?

[RoyalBlueStuey]

Great observation there RBS.
[/b]

Harsh but fair I think....there is nothing more nerdy looking than socks and sandals

[gjohn85]

Great enteries so far guys, you can enter more than once!

[RoyalBlueStuey]

http://www.therugbyforum.com/uploads/1173453528/gallery_48_5_7074.jpg
[/b]

"You&#39;ve been waiting HOW long?"

[Mr Bean]

http://www.therugbyforum.com/uploads/1173453528/gallery_48_5_7074.jpg
[/b]

Jeeeeeez buddy you look like Death warmed up

[gjohn85]

Any more for any more?

[melon]

http://www.therugbyforum.com/uploads/1173453528/gallery_48_5_7074.jpg



[/b]

Deeaadddd Maaan Waallkiinnn! I said, DEEEAAD MAAAN WAALKKIIN!

(im sure those of you who have watched The Green Mile would understand :) )

[gjohn85]

<div class='quotemain'>
http://www.therugbyforum.com/uploads/1173453528/gallery_48_5_7074.jpg

[/b]

"So let me get this straight...You&#39;ve come to take my soul down to suffer eternal suffering & damnation?.....Just for wearing socks and sandals? Wow, seems a little harsh to me!" [/b][/quote]



WINNER!! Congrats RBS, all the entries could of won in this round.

Over to you RBS.

[RoyalBlueStuey]

Over to you RBS.
[/b]

Okay.....easy one this :

http://www.funnypart.com/pictures/FunnyPart-com-athelet.jpg

[RoyalBlueStuey]

Over to you RBS.
[/b]

Okay.....easy one this :

http://www.funnypart.com/pictures/FunnyPart-com-athelet.jpg
[/b]
Ooops try that one again :

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/90/241601646_72534545d5.jpg?v=0

[gjohn85]

Coach: Ok, who ate the mascot who was carrying the ball bag?

[QKXV]

Another Elvis sighting puts the (burger)king at local grid iron trials

[Prestwick]

Republican Party of America&#39;s Rugby team gets fined for failing to remove illeigal padding before match.

[RoyalBlueStuey]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/90/241601646_72534545d5.jpg?v=0
[/b]

I know I can&#39;t win but how about

"Not all of Armour-fit&#39;s under armour prototypes made it to the production stage"

or

"Upon returning to pre-season training the coach instantly regretted telling his super fast, 120 pound running-back to &#39;Bulk up a bit&#39;."



<div class='quotemain'>
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/90/241601646_72534545d5.jpg?v=0
[/b]

I know I can&#39;t win but how about

"Not all of Armour-fit&#39;s under armour prototypes made it to the production stage"

"It was no use...no-one bought Hank&#39;s claim that his uniform had shrunk in the wash"

or

"Upon returning to pre-season training the coach instantly regretted telling his super fast, 120 pound running-back to &#39;Bulk up a bit&#39;."
[/b][/quote]

[Juggernaut]

Now who the f**k stole my jersey???

[gjohn85]

Somebody has had a good Easter.

or

Guys, be honest....Does my ass look big in this?

[RoyalBlueStuey]

Coach: Ok, who ate the mascot who was carrying the ball bag?
[/b]

I&#39;ll go with this one &#39;cause I like the idea that he was so hungry he&#39;d eat a mascott

Over to you

[shtove]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/90/241601646_72534545d5.jpg?v=0


Randy felt humiliated - his mom had packed the wrong socks ... again!

Or

Randy was a beautifully balanced player - even after the fatal coronary he managed to stay on his feet.

[RoyalBlueStuey]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/90/241601646_72534545d5.jpg?v=0


Randy felt humiliated - his mom had packed the wrong socks ... again!

Or

Randy was a beautifully balanced player - even after the fatal coronary he managed to stay on his feet.
[/b]


Oooh good one....but I&#39;d already passed the baton to gjohn85....sorry dude, rules are rules.

[melon]

nnnneeeexxxxxt

[Dumbo]

Matt Dunning switches codes...

[RoyalBlueStuey]

Matt Dunning switches codes...
[/b]


hahahaha. Supoib! Where were these suggestions a week ago!

[gjohn85]

Here&#39;s the next round guys

http://www.therugbyforum.com/uploads/1179089138/gallery_48_2_22202.jpg

[shtove]

Should I say this??

"Girl gives birth to Super Cat. World saved."

[RoyalBlueStuey]

Should I say this??

"Girl gives birth to Super Cat. World saved."
[/b]

hahahahhahaha

Well that was the shortest competition ever...nothing&#39;s going to top that.

I was going to put "Vermin deserts sinking ship" just to annoy Chris. Doesn&#39;t seem like much point noe though. Hats off.

[gjohn85]

Come guys, we need more enteries!

[shtove]

Am I supposed to post a picture?

[gjohn85]

Not yet, I want to see more guesses before I announce the winner.

[RoyalBlueStuey]

Am I supposed to post a picture? [/b]

I think you can safely declare yourself the winner now mate....post away

[Commander Jaco]

Girl kicks cat:"Get the f*** of our boat you stupid cat, and pull back those claws..."

[gjohn85]

Should I say this??

"Girl gives birth to Super Cat. World saved." [/b] Winner!

[AllezWasps]

Here&#39;s the next round guys

http://www.therugbyforum.com/uploads/1179089138/gallery_48_2_22202.jpg
[/b]

MAN THE HARPOOOOOOONS!!!!!

[melon]

Here&#39;s the next round guys

http://www.therugbyforum.com/uploads/1179089138/gallery_48_2_22202.jpg [/b]
Cat: "I hate those bloody photoshoppers always putting us cats in compromising situation"

[Warriors#1]

Sooo.... it&#39;s been a while, is this game still on or is it finished!!!

[Wally]

Girl kicks cat:"Get the f*** of our boat you stupid cat, and pull back those claws..." [/b]

Are you f***ing retarded?

[kaftka]

Hahaha!! Wally must surely win this round...

No offense to anyone.

[getofmeland]

Rugby World Cup Themed Caption Comp Round....

So lets have a caption for this beautiful picture...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/rugbyworldcup/chabalblogpic_ap.jpg

[AllezWasps]

Rugby World Cup Themed Caption Comp Round....

So lets have a caption for this beautiful picture...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/rugbyworldcup/chabalblogpic_ap.jpg
[/b]

The 2 previous films were scary enough, but The Ring 3 was the worst of them all.

[gjohn85]

Rugby World Cup Themed Caption Comp Round....

So lets have a caption for this beautiful picture...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/rugbyworldcup/chabalblogpic_ap.jpg [/b] I&#39;m a little teapot, short & stout, here&#39;s my handle, here&#39;s my spout.

[serbo3000]

Rugby World Cup Themed Caption Comp Round....

So lets have a caption for this beautiful picture...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/rugbyworldcup/chabalblogpic_ap.jpg
[/b]

Cousin It&#39;s rugby career was ultimately short-lived

[dullonien]

Ahhh man, I&#39;ve been holding it in for far too long........ F*ck it I&#39;m going here!

[RoyalBlueStuey]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/rugbyworldcup/chabalblogpic_ap.jpg

L&#39;Oreal : &#39;cause you&#39;ve blown it

[stormmaster1]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/rugbyworldcup/chabalblogpic_ap.jpg

ooh. That&#39;s a nice daisy :D

[kaftka]

The french are queers.

[shtove]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/rugbyworldcup/chabalblogpic_ap.jpg

L&#39;Oreal : &#39;cause you&#39;ve blown it
[/b]

Perfick :P

[O'Rothlain]

Rugby World Cup Themed Caption Comp Round....

So lets have a caption for this beautiful picture...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/rugbyworldcup/chabalblogpic_ap.jpg [/b]
Bonjour earth, ca va? Today I am going to plant All Black seed in you, but do not fear mon amor, for the All Black is a plant that will choke itself, you need not worry about pesticides.

[Fowlet]

"Is... green... and soft... grass? What is grass?"

[musicalhamster]

"Rugby was easier when my hair wasn&#39;t attracted to the floor"

[gjohn85]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/rugbyworldcup/chabalblogpic_ap.jpg
Come here Dominici, time to go home.

[DaMastaToad]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/rugbyworldcup/chabalblogpic_ap.jpg
"Damn contacts...."

[Sir Speedy]

Has a winner for this one been announced? Lets get another pic!

[Dmx#1]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/rugbyworldcup/chabalblogpic_ap.jpg
Chabal refering to a blade of grass "Hey Look! I found another one!" [/b]

[Dmx#1]

Whoops sorry for the quote

[Pieter Botha]

http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/ambition.jpg

"Fetch my clogs, you bleck!"

[getofmeland]

Closed for Round 3 to Take Place :)