Caption Compo Thread II

[St Helens RLFC]

Resume!

getofmeland, tis your turn.

[getofmeland]

Right Guys try this one

http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/2586/caption006small4bg.jpg

[Black|Raven]

guy: "stop taking photos and help me you stupid son of a bitch!.........thats right mum bring the boat here!"

[QKXV]

Global warming has taken it's toll as one of the few remaining humans is seen stranded on the last of the great ice sheets

[St Helens RLFC]

Transatlantic ice surfing never caught on.

[QKXV]

Man to his shadow: " Hey GET OF ME LAND!!!"

[kaftka]

The modern day Eskimo going about his daily duties despite being confined to incommodious surroundings due to the natural disaster that is global warming. (not pictured: Rich American lighting cigar with $100 note) Photographer: Leonard E. Pilksworthingtonworth. Copyright National Geographic 2015.

[Saint N Sinner]

"Mommy?"

[gjohn85]

After a freak fire, the remaining celebrity off hit prime time tv show, 'Dancing on Ice' has no option but to swim back to safety.

[kinkon89]

blind guy: "wow Australia's pretty cold james"

[wigan_rlfc]

Fred the weather man gets bored now that 'This Morning' has moved to London.

[getofmeland]

Originally posted by wigan_rlfc@Feb 9 2006, 02:58 PM
Fred the weather man gets bored now that 'This Morning' has moved to London.
:champion: :champion: :champion:

WELL DONE WIGAN YOUR THE WINNER!!!!

[wigan_rlfc]

Here we go:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images2/unrealpic5.jpg

[getofmeland]

Co Pilot: When I said take it Easy, I was talking to the passengers NOT you Bob... Now look what you done, you gone and made my feet all wet...

[SaintsFan_Webby]

It appears staff at Luton opted for the swimming pool rather than the originally proposed runway.

[Saint N Sinner]

"Chiro, I thought you knew how to fly?"

[gjohn85]

Husband (on plane): Wtf are we doing in a lake?
Wife (on plane): What do u expect, its are Easy jet.
Husband (on plane): More like, 'Couldn't give a fcuk where we land jet!'

[..::ERIC::..]

In a bid to out-do new hybrid car-boats, EasyJet introduces its new line of passenger planes that can actually take off in water.

[QKXV]

Easyjet's latest aqua plane minimizes airport tax in places like Venice

[kaftka]

Unlike rival airline Goody McTwoshoed Virgin Airlines, the somewhat more slutty Easyjet isn't afraid of getting a bit wet for a customer...

[Wally]

Originally posted by Quintes@Feb 8 2006, 09:56 PM
Global warming has taken it's toll as one of the few remaining humans is seen stranded on the last of the great ice sheets
What the fcuk was that?

[St Helens RLFC]

Someone was yet to tell Stelios that "Easy Boat" would require new equipment.

[kinkon89]

co pilot: "are you sure this is jaimaica?"

[wigan_rlfc]

Originally posted by St Helens RLFC@Feb 10 2006, 08:24 AM
Someone was yet to tell Stelios that "Easy Boat" would require new equipment.
Winner
:bravo:

[St Helens RLFC]

Wow my first go for ages and I win!

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y132/peternutter/CaptionSven.jpg

[wigan_rlfc]

"HEADS!!!!!"

[SaintsFan_Webby]

"Peter Crouch attempts another long range effort..."

;)

[gjohn85]

I don't think they realise that only 1 person hides when you play hide 'n' seek.

[paddyknight]

'david if your gonna bring your wife to training you have to stop her singing!'

[woosaah]

"FOUR"

[loratadine]

sven couldnt bear to listen as steve mclaren give the lads a team talk

[St Helens RLFC]

Originally posted by paddyknight@Feb 12 2006, 10:48 PM
'david if your gonna bring your wife to training you have to stop her singing!'
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Winner!

[paddyknight]

bloody hell im 2 for 2!

i'll find one abit quicker this time!

[St Helens RLFC]

Before you do that paddy - anyone reckon we should turn this into a proper competition? You know, have someone keep count of who is winning?

[kinkon89]

what start counting now?

or get sum1 to research all the winners from the past?

[sambãd5]

i think chiro should find out past winners. mainly because he cant count.

[kinkon89]

how would that help us then?

why dont you count em all sambad?.....you dunno?you might even be a mod for doing this :D

[sambãd5]

Originally posted by kinkon89@Feb 14 2006, 10:41 PM
how would that help us then?

why dont you count em all sambad?.....you dunno?you might even be a mod for doing this :D
because im ginga. the god of the gingas to be exact. i dont do counting.



as for saying i want to be a mod, i dont really have any desire to be a mod, but as a semi-respected member, i dont want to see this site go to shit, with worthless posts, often coming from you.

[paddyknight]

so whats happening..........?

[gjohn85]

Originally posted by St Helens RLFC@Feb 14 2006, 08:58 AM
Before you do that paddy - anyone reckon we should turn this into a proper competition? You know, have someone keep count of who is winning?
Yeah good idea SHRLFC. Perhaps you can ask one of the mods to do the counting.

[kaftka]

Originally posted by gjohn85+Feb 15 2006, 10:19 AM-->
<!--QuoteBegin-St Helens RLFC@Feb 14 2006, 08:58 AM
Before you do that paddy - anyone reckon we should turn this into a proper competition? You know, have someone keep count of who is winning?
Yeah good idea SHRLFC. Perhaps you can ask one of the mods to do the counting. [/b]
:box:


:injured:





:ninj:

[kinkon89]

Originally posted by sambad5@Feb 14 2006, 07:45 PM
....i dont want to see this site go to shit, with worthless posts, often coming from you.
boo hoo, go save a tree :wah:

you post as much shit as...Air ben

now stop going offtopic :)

================FORCEFIELD==================

okee dokee....why dont we just start all over again?...a new fresh start then put up a sticky thread for the scorecard?

B)

[QKXV]

Originally posted by sambad5+Feb 14 2006, 09:45 AM-->
<!--QuoteBegin-kinkon89@Feb 14 2006, 10:41 PM
how would that help us then?

why dont you count em all sambad?.....you dunno?you might even be a mod for doing this :D
because im ginga. the god of the gingas to be exact. i dont do counting.

[/b]


So are you saying that you are so blonde you&#39;ve gone ginger??

[kinkon89]

Originally posted by Quintes+Feb 15 2006, 06:19 PM-->

Originally posted by sambad5@Feb 14 2006, 09:45 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-kinkon89@Feb 14 2006, 10:41 PM
how would that help us then?

why dont you count em all sambad?.....you dunno?you might even be a mod for doing this :D
because im ginga. the god of the gingas to be exact. i dont do counting.




So are you saying that you are so blonde you&#39;ve gone ginger?? [/b]
no he&#39;s gone so blonde...that he&#39;s surpassed stupid...to the stage where he cant count B)

hey sambad...how many kaftka&#39;s are there?

:bana: :bana: :bana:

[kaftka]

Theres only ever one kaftka.

[sambãd5]

Originally posted by Quintes+Feb 15 2006, 09:19 PM-->

Originally posted by sambad5@Feb 14 2006, 09:45 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-kinkon89@Feb 14 2006, 10:41 PM
how would that help us then?

why dont you count em all sambad?.....you dunno?you might even be a mod for doing this :D
because im ginga. the god of the gingas to be exact. i dont do counting.




So are you saying that you are so blonde you&#39;ve gone ginger?? [/b]
no.



well...




no.

[St Helens RLFC]

I agree - Paddyknight, just go for it, we will start again.

[Saint N Sinner]

I&#39;m on 2 if that helps?

:P

[paddyknight]

im 2 out of 2 if that helps! yay!
http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/ambition.jpg


guys im bloody terrible at picking them....i was going to do the picture of that woman pooing in the air all over herself...you all know the one...heyho, here we are.

[QKXV]

Moscow&#39;s very own black dog cab service will get you pooch home safely (seats 1 only)

[gjohn85]

The first event of the pets Olympics, dog humping on ice.

[Saint N Sinner]

"Now this is what we call doggy style..."

[Coco]

Ahh, here we find the new parasite, often found attached to the backside of animals left outside in the cold.

Coco

[loratadine]

so much more uses with a jack

[BOKean]

"Thats a huuuuuge bitch!"

[kinkon89]

"WOOOHOOO I LOVE SEX!!!!!!!"

[Coco]

Originally posted by paddyknight@Feb 15 2006, 04:14 PM
http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/ambition.jpg



Someone else who got totally pissed last night.

Coco

[Groen_en_Goud]

You spend nine months (or how many for dogs) getting out a hole, you spend the rest of your life trying to get back in!!!


BTW.. I think I&#39;ve won 2 comps.

[..::ERIC::..]

Originally posted by paddyknight@Feb 16 2006, 05:14 AM
http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/ambition.jpg
Latest pictures from a birth control pill manufacturer reveals testing on pregnant dogs indeed did take place.

[Black|Raven]

Originally posted by paddyknight@Feb 16 2006, 05:14 AM
http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/ambition.jpg



FFS chiro!
thats not the "bitch" i was talkin bout

[paddyknight]

Originally posted by Quintes@Feb 16 2006, 05:05 AM
Moscow&#39;s very own black dog cab service will get you pooch home safely (seats 1 only)
WINNER

something abit different...didnt think any of the sex ones stood out hugely so we&#39;ll take this one! i really need to find better pictures....!

[QKXV]

Wahey!! Sorry for taking my time here lads, I&#39;ve just returned from a little getaway.


Captions away

http://www.geocities.com/spuy_dermann/Bobthebuilder_ssister.jpg

[Saint N Sinner]

"Wow, Look at the size of that...truck"

[kaftka]

Not pictured: Normality.

[Groen_en_Goud]

Somehow, the mechanics put the airbags in the wrong place

[gjohn85]

That picture is false, no way can a truck be that big.

[getofmeland]

Those are the Biggest Man Boobs I have ever seen!!!

[QKXV]

Originally posted by Groen_en_Goud@Feb 22 2006, 04:02 PM
Somehow, the mechanics put the airbags in the wrong place



:cheers: Winner !! Congrats G&G

[Groen_en_Goud]

THANK YOU.... http://www.crochetville.org/forum/images/smilies/bow_flowers.gif ...THANK YOU

[The TRUTH]

post your pic again

[Groen_en_Goud]

An old Australian classic... here we go


http://members.optushome.com.au/hark/johnsreward.jpg




For those who don&#39;t know... The guy in front is our Prime Minister John Howard, and his long time treasurer Peter Costello. Good Friends... ;)

[kinkon89]

george W bush: "i bags next!"

john howard: "no silly...tony&#39;s next!"

[sambãd5]

you know monica, i dont know what the fuss was about.





aah, bill clinton jokes ehy... <_<

[loratadine]

nice tie f*** face.

[paddyknight]

name puns....woo!

&#39;God John, How &#39;ard am i right now?!&#39;


i felt obliged to do something with the other name aswell..suffice to say its equally shit. :D

&#39;wow, how much did that tie cost,&#39;ello whats this!?&#39;


hahahaha,absolutely wank, brilliant.

[gjohn85]

Originally posted by Groen_en_Goud@Feb 24 2006, 10:54 AM
An old Australian classic... here we go


http://members.optushome.com.au/hark/johnsreward.jpg




For those who don&#39;t know... The guy in front is our Prime Minister John Howard, and his long time treasurer Peter Costello. Good Friends... ;)
After this controversial picture was posted in world wide newspapers, Australian Prime Minister John Howard has stated that Peter Costello was just suffering from back pains & the prime minister was simply tying his shoe laces.

[el_tk]

Howard: (Panting) How much money did you say your department needs?
*Loud Satisfied Groan
It&#39;s yours!

[Coco]

Wow, that man is really big!

Coco

[Groen_en_Goud]

I&#39;ll run this for a bit longer then I&#39;ll announce the winner...

Just to letting you guys know once again John Howard is the one with his back turned.

[gjohn85]

I have edited my caption

[kaftka]

"Hey John, John....Hey John.... Man, watch this dude. I&#39;m gonna beat the Mankey with my Psychic Mew... You catch the Squirtle.




....Afterwards, we can play Pokemon on our Gameboys. Hi Five!!"

[Groen_en_Goud]

Originally posted by kaftka@Feb 26 2006, 05:44 PM
"Hey John, John....Hey John.... Man, watch this dude. I&#39;m gonna beat the Mankey with my Psychic Mew... You catch the Squirtle.




....Afterwards, we can play Pokemon on our Gameboys. Hi Five!!"
What a bunch of sick, dirty, immature, people we have in this forum ;) :rolleyes:

WINNER :D

[kaftka]

Sorry guys, I forgot...


Here you go:

http://www.moocow.dk/images/beach_left.jpg










Like I said, sorry guys.


Muahaha...

[QKXV]

My Entry

"Kaftka thought that posting a non-descript photo would make it hard for people to come up with a witty caption but it was a bad mistake that halved the duration of the comp significantly"


;)

[paddyknight]

The scene at Bondi beach 5 minutes after kaftka stripped down to his trunks to reveal the deadly combo of his new tattoo and his body.





(bondi purely on the grounds i thought of one that is always busy....no real relevance before you get all pedantic!)

[Saint N Sinner]

"And now, behind the scenes of The Rec...."

[Bullitt]

"Vanessa Feltzs damp patch found!"

[gjohn85]

Originally posted by kaftka@Mar 2 2006, 10:46 AM
http://www.moocow.dk/images/beach_left.jpg

It looks like bird flu hasn&#39;t put off tourists then??

[woosaah]

i see someone in the pic..

wait it was a mark on my screen

[kinkon89]

Originally posted by kaftka@Mar 2 2006, 08:46 PM
http://www.moocow.dk/images/beach_left.jpg

Adolf Hittler: "LOOK AT ALL ZERR PEEPLE!!! VEEE MUST KILL ZEM ALL!!!"

[Groen_en_Goud]

Global Warming rolls on.... The Dubai Classic is postponed due to water logged fairways.

[getofmeland]

Tiger Wood was really pissed off when he discovered the worlds biggest bunker, had a puddle in it

[allblacksfreak]

my entry:

"Did it just rain last nite??"

[Black|Raven]

Originally posted by kaftka@Mar 2 2006, 11:46 PM
http://www.moocow.dk/images/beach_left.jpg

by far this is the most fu<ked up and dumbest pic ever!


:bravo:

you&#39;ve outdone yourself kaftka! :cheers:

[sambãd5]

"welcome to naiper"

[kaftka]

Originally posted by Black|Raven+Mar 6 2006, 09:46 PM-->
<!--QuoteBegin-kaftka@Mar 2 2006, 11:46 PM
http://www.moocow.dk/images/beach_left.jpg

by far this is the most fu<ked up and dumbest pic ever!


:bravo:

you&#39;ve outdone yourself kaftka! :cheers: [/b]
WINNER!!!

It was a toss up between you and Woosaah.



Ultimately you&#39;re the biggest tosser, so.... You WIN!!!

[allblacksfreak]

k, so NEXT!!!!!!!

[kaftka]

Mate, it&#39;s been 11 minutes.... Give them a chance.

[allblacksfreak]

but i wanna play!! NEXT!!!!!!! :P

[Black|Raven]

Originally posted by kaftka+Mar 7 2006, 12:44 AM-->

Originally posted by Black|Raven@Mar 6 2006, 09:46 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-kaftka@Mar 2 2006, 11:46 PM
http://www.moocow.dk/images/beach_left.jpg

by far this is the most fu<ked up and dumbest pic ever!


:bravo:

you&#39;ve outdone yourself kaftka! :cheers:
WINNER!!!

It was a toss up between you and Woosaah.



Ultimately you&#39;re the biggest tosser, so.... You WIN!!! [/b]
i love you kaftka!

be right back wit a pic

[Black|Raven]

back!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v172/mbogoo/karate_kat.jpg
hav fun

[gjohn85]

That pic is not real, It&#39;s impossible to make the cats eyes glow like that.

[robbinho]

Originally posted by gjohn85@Mar 8 2006, 02:29 AM
That pic is not real, It&#39;s impossible to make the cats eyes glow like that.
Yeah, because Cat&#39;s Eyes are in no way famous for their ability to reflect light, and certainly haven&#39;t had a road safety device either based on, or named after them.

:wacko:

[allblacksfreak]

Black Raven was taken to custody by the "Homeland Security" this morning due to the alleged bionic cat conspiracy.*




* this picture is for illustrative use only




tht&#39;s my entry!

[toup]

"After seeing the outcome of Max&#39;s &#39;argument&#39; with Uri Gellar, Sparky decided to keep quiet"

[getofmeland]

The Exorcist for Cats!!!

[gjohn85]

Originally posted by robbinho+Mar 7 2006, 02:53 PM-->
<!--QuoteBegin-gjohn85@Mar 8 2006, 02:29 AM
That pic is not real, It&#39;s impossible to make the cats eyes glow like that.
Yeah, because Cat&#39;s Eyes are in no way famous for their ability to reflect light, and certainly haven&#39;t had a road safety device either based on, or named after them.

:wacko: [/b]
U don&#39;t get it do you?

Instead of posting about the cat being unable to do that flying kick, I went for the not so obvious approach.

Perhaps you are too intelligent to get it or I&#39;m too dull :unsure:

[woosaah]

take us to your leader :D

sorry i have no idea that pic just cracks me up:)

[Groen_en_Goud]

Glowing glazey eyes, heightened awareness, paranoia... the latest advert highlighting the side effects of prolonged catnip abuse.

[allblacksfreak]

Originally posted by gjohn85+Mar 8 2006, 07:39 AM-->

Originally posted by robbinho@Mar 7 2006, 02:53 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-gjohn85@Mar 8 2006, 02:29 AM
That pic is not real, It&#39;s impossible to make the cats eyes glow like that.
Yeah, because Cat&#39;s Eyes are in no way famous for their ability to reflect light, and certainly haven&#39;t had a road safety device either based on, or named after them.

:wacko:
U don&#39;t get it do you?

Instead of posting about the cat being unable to do that flying kick, I went for the not so obvious approach.

Perhaps you are too intelligent to get it or I&#39;m too dull :unsure: [/b]
hahaha, i was thinking of the same thing!

[kinkon89]

wtf!?!?...this isnt porn!!!!!!...

[robbinho]

Originally posted by gjohn85@Mar 8 2006, 07:39 AM
Perhaps you are too intelligent.... I&#39;m too dull :unsure:
A little from column A, a little from column B.

[paddyknight]

&#39;the feline air guitar world championships began today with the above entrant exhibiting the perfect &#39;Busted leap&#39;.&#39;

[Black|Raven]

Originally posted by paddyknight@Mar 9 2006, 07:44 AM
&#39;the feline air guitar world championships began today with the above entrant exhibiting the perfect &#39;Busted leap&#39;.&#39;
winner!

[allblacksfreak]

oh man....
i wanna win! :P

[St Helens RLFC]

"Have you seen what they&#39;ve done? Your c**ting cats?"

[Black|Raven]

Originally posted by allblacksfreak@Mar 10 2006, 12:49 AM
oh man....
i wanna win! :P
:rolleyes: yes allblacksfreak you won............... :) now go take your madecine and sit next to kaftka........hmmm wait....<_<

no chiro........ :o wait wait!......no just sit in the corner :)



good boy.......yes you are!

arnet you a good little boy :)

[gjohn85]

Come on Paddy get your skates on!

[allblacksfreak]

Originally posted by Black|Raven+Mar 9 2006, 11:57 PM-->
<!--QuoteBegin-allblacksfreak@Mar 10 2006, 12:49 AM
oh man....
i wanna win! :P
:rolleyes: yes allblacksfreak you won............... :) now go take your madecine and sit next to kaftka........hmmm wait....<_<

no chiro........ :o wait wait!......no just sit in the corner :)



good boy.......yes you are!

arnet you a good little boy :) [/b]
:bana:
so... what now? PADDY!! where the he;;&#39;s da pic??

[paddyknight]

shit sorry guys i didnt even see i&#39;d won! i saw all the people posting i want to win etc and then others posting they had won that i didnt realise i&#39;d win.....its nice when you can be so casual about victory like that :P

gotta go eat then i&#39;ll get one.

[paddyknight]

http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com//images/captionthis.62.jpg


go wild

[getofmeland]

The annual worldwide gathering of pantomime actors, turned into disaster when the plane failed to take off and the D list celebs ordered the congrogation of Seven Dwarfs to pull the plane..

[gjohn85]

I dunno why they are struggling....Its only a toy plane.

[sambãd5]

the concequence of not pulling the plane 100m in 1min? DWARF TOSSING!

[Canadian_Rugby_Guy]

Due to budget cuts resulting in less fuel, Air Canada has had to resort to other means to get its planes to take off.

[Coco]

When they said budget holiday, I didn&#39;t think they would cut the fuel out...


Coco

[el_tk]

Midgets aim for new heights...

[wigan_rlfc]

Hi Hooooooooooooo

[Black|Raven]

Originally posted by paddyknight@Mar 11 2006, 06:47 AM
http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com//images/captionthis.62.jpg

co-pilot: :huh: "whats the red do?"
pilot: "the red steers to the right"
co-pilot: "and blue?"
pilot: "blue to the left"
co-pilot: "and the white in the middle"
pilot: "thats forward"
co-pilot: :huh: "well why the fu%k are&#39;nt we moving?"
pilot: "shhh....i got the brakes on, i wanna see the little fu#kers squirm..... hehe"

[paddyknight]

hahahaha, that will take some beating! i&#39;ll leave it open for the rest of today.

[paddyknight]

Originally posted by Black|Raven+Mar 12 2006, 05:01 PM-->
<!--QuoteBegin-paddyknight@Mar 11 2006, 06:47 AM
http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com//images/captionthis.62.jpg

co-pilot: :huh: "whats the red do?"
pilot: "the red steers to the right"
co-pilot: "and blue?"
pilot: "blue to the left"
co-pilot: "and the white in the middle"
pilot: "thats forward"
co-pilot: :huh: "well why the fu%k are&#39;nt we moving?"
pilot: "shhh....i got the brakes on, i wanna see the little fu#kers squirm..... hehe" [/b]
well if no one else is gonna have a go.

WINNER!!

[paddyknight]

I also think its worth pointing out that i think the 2nd red one from the left at the front is anthony worrall thompson... hahahahaa

[woosaah]

which is?

[gjohn85]

Originally posted by woosaah@Mar 13 2006, 10:41 PM
which is?
http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/9096/wazza4ha.png
/\
That guy.......................... Looks like \/
http://www.leics.gov.uk/worrel_tom.gif

[kinkon89]

LMAO!!! it does....

roll on next picture...

[Black|Raven]

http://www.lolcars.com/images/my-new-ferrari.jpg
:ph34r: wasn&#39;t me!..........swear!

[QKXV]

Micheal J Fox Returns as Marty Mcfly in the 4th Back to the future movie entitled Back to the future 4: The end is the beginning is the end

[wigan_rlfc]

&#39;Please MTV...Pimp my Ride&#39;

[gjohn85]

Guy in car: I wonder if they notice that we are driving without a tax disk?

[Coco]

Ahh, the perils of rally driving!

Coco

[kinkon89]

Originally posted by Black|Raven@Mar 14 2006, 10:58 PM
http://www.lolcars.com/images/my-new-ferrari.jpg
:ph34r: wasn&#39;t me!..........swear!
army soldier: "WTF MAN!?!?! what did you do to my car!?!?!?!"

driver:"i had a couple of drinks...and i hit a tree"

passenger:"yeah....bloody drinking!"

[kaftka]

1/04/05
Locals display good humour when threatening to "bomb" American troops as part of a practical play on words.

[paddyknight]

The humiliation of an unsuccessful carbomb suicide attempt : driving through the intended target being laughed at after the bomb goes off early inflicting relatively minimal damage.










(in comparison to killing everyone and destroying a lot of vehicles....i acknowledge if that happened to my car i would regard it as a large amount of damage!)

[Groen_en_Goud]

Now that&#39;s what you call a bomb!!!

[Groen_en_Goud]

http://box44.bluehost.com/~gloryboy/components/com_forum//images/smiles/munky2.gif

[Black|Raven]

i let it run for one more day

[gjohn85]

2nd attempt;

Guy in car: I swear officer.....I haven&#39;t been drinking

[Canadian_Rugby_Guy]

haha I bet you US soldiers never seen such a hot ride. I can pick up alot of chicks with this ride baby.

[Black|Raven]

Originally posted by Canadian_Rugby_Guy@Mar 21 2006, 11:17 AM
haha I bet you US soldiers never seen such a hot ride. I can pick up alot of chicks with this ride baby.
:lol: :lol: i just imagined them sayin that in a middle eastern accent! :lol: :bravo:
WINNER!

[Canadian_Rugby_Guy]

Ahaha number 10. ok here&#39;s the pic:

http://pictureserver.funnyjunk.com/pics2/0342.jpg

[gjohn85]

http://pictureserver.funnyjunk.com/pics2/0342.jpg
/\ we had this pic before, although 2nd attempt can&#39;t be bad.

----------------------------------------------------

&#39;Bloody animal cruelty, that guy is making the bull do headstands&#39;

[Canadian_Rugby_Guy]

I can change it if you like. Just say the word.

[paddyknight]

In the latest pet talent competition George the bull wowed both the crowd and the judges with a flawless headstand.

[Groen_en_Goud]

José Rodriguez, the legendary Spanish mime, trys his hand at bull fighting and puts up an invisible wall, which the bull doesn&#39;t see.

[wigan_rlfc]

Look at the Bullocks on that.

[kinkon89]

friend: "why&#39;d you throw the red blanket on the floor!?!?"

Rodriguez: "....watch this.. B) "

[gjohn85]

Originally posted by Canadian_Rugby_Guy@Mar 22 2006, 02:36 AM
I can change it if you like. Just say the word.
Nope, we&#39;ll keep it. Some real good ones so far!

[EVOL]

Matador: Is it working yet?

Bull: Nope, still got the hiccups.

[Boy]

http://img462.imageshack.us/img462/5573/03422um.jpg

Face of Gromit haunts Bull&#39;s fun-zone.

[Canadian_Rugby_Guy]

Originally posted by Boy@Mar 22 2006, 04:53 PM
http://img462.imageshack.us/img462/5573/03422um.jpg

Face of Gromit haunts Bull&#39;s fun-zone.
hilarious. but you haven&#39;t won yet. I&#39;ll keep it on for a bit longer.

[allblacksfreak]

"This Beastiality MUST stop, it has gone too far"

[Black|Raven]

http://pictureserver.funnyjunk.com/pics2/0342.jpg

bull: "can i go now?" :unsure:
matador: "no! :angry: if you wanna be a ballarina, you gonna have to work at it" -_-
bull: awww F@#K! :angry:

[kaftka]

Bull:

Ready........Aim.........

[St Helens RLFC]

Jim Bowen&#39;s idea for an all action version of Bullseye fell wide of the mark

[woosaah]

look i can do cartwheels :)

[Canadian_Rugby_Guy]

well here&#39;s the final result, Boy wins.

[Boy]

What can I say? I see plasticine dogs in the genitalia of prize bulls.

It&#39;s a gift.

[gjohn85]

Originally posted by Boy@Mar 24 2006, 03:27 PM
What can I say? I see plasticine dogs in the genitalia of prize bulls.

It&#39;s a gift.
Bullshit...........Oh wait wrong end..........dickhead

[Boy]

Originally posted by gjohn85+Mar 25 2006, 09:08 AM-->
<!--QuoteBegin-Boy@Mar 24 2006, 03:27 PM
What can I say? I see plasticine dogs in the genitalia of prize bulls.

It&#39;s a gift.
Bullshit...........Oh wait wrong end..........dickhead [/b]
Necessary?

[kaftka]

Originally posted by Boy+Mar 25 2006, 09:41 AM-->

Originally posted by gjohn85@Mar 25 2006, 09:08 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-Boy@Mar 24 2006, 03:27 PM
What can I say? I see plasticine dogs in the genitalia of prize bulls.

It&#39;s a gift.
Bullshit...........Oh wait wrong end..........dickhead
Necessary? [/b]
Picture?

[gjohn85]

Please?

[Black|Raven]

ffs get a pic up!

[Groen_en_Goud]

IMO...
A new rule should apply.. if the winner hasn&#39;t posted a new pic by the 5th day after the announcement of the winner, then the previous winner should choose the new picture, or a new winner be announced, and that person shall be required to post a new picture.

[St Helens RLFC]

Originally posted by Groen_en_Goud@Mar 30 2006, 07:41 AM
IMO...
A new rule should apply.. if the winner hasn&#39;t posted a new pic by the 5th day after the announcement of the winner, then the previous winner should choose the new picture, or a new winner be announced, and that person shall be required to post a new picture.
Or we could appoint someone to run the caption competition and get them to PM the person in question?

[paddyknight]

i think we should be fair....theres alot of elation involved in winning the caption compo...boy couldve gone on a celebratory 5 day bender for all we know.......

[gjohn85]

Originally posted by St Helens RLFC+Mar 30 2006, 09:49 AM-->
<!--QuoteBegin-Groen_en_Goud@Mar 30 2006, 07:41 AM
IMO...
A new rule should apply.. if the winner hasn&#39;t posted a new pic by the 5th day after the announcement of the winner, then the previous winner should choose the new picture, or a new winner be announced, and that person shall be required to post a new picture.
Or we could appoint someone to run the caption competition and get them to PM the person in question?[/b]
Thats what I have been doing, but I didn&#39;t bother asking Boy as I thought he was gonna post a new pic by now. I don&#39;t think Boy comes on the forum everyday, so thats why I didn&#39;t pm him yet.

[Boy]

Soz, been swamped with unnecessary things like coursework for finals which could determine irrelevant things like my future.

Here you go.

http://pictureserver.funnyjunk.com/pics2/0101.jpg

[sambãd5]

Originally posted by Boy@Mar 31 2006, 09:38 AM
Soz, been swamped with unnecessary things like coursework for finals which could determine irrelevant things like my future.

Here you go.
bollocks.


no caption for the picture though.

[Groen_en_Goud]

I&#39;m *QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN* of the world!!!!

[paddyknight]

Originally posted by Boy@Mar 31 2006, 09:38 AM


http://pictureserver.funnyjunk.com/pics2/0101.jpg
&#39;Nike&#39;s latest contribution to the boot market, whilst aesthetically pleasing, just wasn&#39;t practical&#39;

[wigan_rlfc]

"ooooooo Kinky"

[gjohn85]

I think he kicked the wrong ball.

[kinkon89]

Originally posted by Boy@Mar 31 2006, 07:38 AM
Soz, been swamped with unnecessary things like coursework for finals which could determine irrelevant things like my future.

Here you go.

http://pictureserver.funnyjunk.com/pics2/0101.jpg
"I said give me the FAWWKING BALLL!!!!!!"

[Canadian_Rugby_Guy]

Soccer proves to be as brutal as rugby with a repeat of what happened to BUck Shelford.

[OhWhenTheSaints]

damn, its stuck!

[Boy]

Anything else to offer, guys?

[paddyknight]

nupty...but i edited mine a little for reading purposes.

[Black-Monday]

&#39;&#39;Come on ref, the tackle wasn&#39;t that bad. I got the balls.&#39;&#39;

BM

[gjohn85]

Originally posted by Boy@Mar 30 2006, 09:38 PM
Soz, been swamped with unnecessary things like coursework for finals which could determine irrelevant things like my future.

Here you go.

http://pictureserver.funnyjunk.com/pics2/0101.jpg
2nd attempt,

One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind

or

Houston, we have a problem.

[SaintsFan_Webby]

Parachute just out of shot

[Boy]

Originally posted by paddyknight@Mar 31 2006, 09:59 PM
&#39;Nike&#39;s latest contribution to the boot market, whilst aesthetically pleasing, just wasn&#39;t practical&#39;
Winner.

Bit of a disappointing overall response considering how many people cried about me not posting a picture straight away.

[paddyknight]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO


I&#39;d like to think that my win was in part down to my defence of your lack of picture posting due to going on a 5 day bender after winning caption compo?!

[paddyknight]

next

http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/sport19.jpg

[gjohn85]

I&#39;ve heard of a headless horseman.........but a headless gymnast?

[Bullitt]

The special olympics 100m sprint got off to a flying start.

[woosaah]

i thought that foot was the head

[Black|Raven]

Originally posted by paddyknight@Apr 7 2006, 07:18 AM
next

http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/sport19.jpg
:o this is what happens when you "accidentally" shove your foot up your a$$ -_-

[kinkon89]

spot the head compo

[Groen_en_Goud]

It&#39;s a no brainer who will win the gold.

[gjohn85]

2nd Attempt.

&#39;With a head like that, how do tell when she&#39;s happy?&#39;

[paddyknight]

Originally posted by Black|Raven+Apr 7 2006, 05:23 PM-->
<!--QuoteBegin-paddyknight@Apr 7 2006, 07:18 AM
next

http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/sport19.jpg
:o this is what happens when you "accidentally" shove your foot up your a$$ -_- [/b]
WINNER


...guess we&#39;ll keep it to ourselves then! :huh:

[Black|Raven]

awwwwww shiyat!
BRB wit a pic

[Black|Raven]

http://media.spikedhumor.com/22956/nigerians2[1].jpg
awesome pets aye

[Groen_en_Goud]

The animals with the smaller brains capture the intelligent creatures.

[kinkon89]

man 1: "aye! look at my pet dog!!!"

man 2: "yo! f*** that man!!! look at my cat!!"

[wigan_rlfc]

"Wheres that bastard Rassie?"


;)

[Black-Monday]

&#39;Huy man, why&#39;s your dog got a multi-coloured arse??!!&#39;&#39;

BM

[gjohn85]

I don&#39;t think it was a good idea to tie these animals to our balls.

[Black|Raven]

LMAO^ thats gonna be hard to beat......i&#39;ll let it run a few more days

[wigan_rlfc]

Chiro&#39;s Hood

[paddyknight]

Guy at back with sat down monkey:

&#39;Get up and stop sulking you shit!
F***ing typical. Guys, why do i ALWAYS get the shit animal? When we did cock fighting mine had bird flu, bull fighting - bse, and now this boring little bastard..... Ridiculous.&#39;

[Black|Raven]

Originally posted by gjohn85@Apr 19 2006, 11:20 AM
I don&#39;t think it was a good idea to tie these animals to our balls.
winner!

[Groen_en_Goud]

I thought Wigan&#39;s two comments were bloody hilarious.

[gjohn85]

Wahoo, I haven&#39;t won it for ages. Anway, here&#39;s the next round;
http://www.prankabuddy.com/files/stupid-bull.jpg

Should be an easy one, enjoy.

[Groen_en_Goud]

The winner of the Belly Flop contest

[wigan_rlfc]

oh Shit

[Black-Monday]

Girl - &#39;&#39;Jump willy jump, be free&#39;&#39;

BM

[PeeJay]

Didier Drogba had really let himself go.

[SaintsFan_Webby]

Red Bull gives you wings.

[PeeJay]

Originally posted by SaintsFan_Webby@Apr 24 2006, 04:43 PM
Red Bull gives you wings.
Love it! :D Winner, tbh

[paddyknight]

As the lady pulled away the trapdoor directly above her she realised her amusing stunt was not as well planned as first thought.

[SaintsFan_Webby]

Originally posted by PeeJay+Apr 24 2006, 06:36 PM-->
<!--QuoteBegin-SaintsFan_Webby@Apr 24 2006, 04:43 PM
Red Bull gives you wings.
Love it! :D Winner, tbh [/b]
Is that official or are you still letting it run?

[PeeJay]

Originally posted by SaintsFan_Webby+Apr 24 2006, 07:44 PM-->

Originally posted by PeeJay@Apr 24 2006, 06:36 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-SaintsFan_Webby@Apr 24 2006, 04:43 PM
Red Bull gives you wings.
Love it! :D Winner, tbh
Is that official or are you still letting it run? [/b]
It&#39;s not my comp, mate ;) But if it was yours would be the winner :D

[gjohn85]

I am the one who chooses this round.

I am letting it run for a couple of days to make sure I get the worthy winner.

Please feel free to post as many guesses as you can.

[kinkon89]

"look a bull can swim!"

"...BULLSHIT!"

[gjohn85]

Any more guesses? If not I will announce the winner tonight.

[gjohn85]

Originally posted by SaintsFan_Webby@Apr 24 2006, 03:43 PM
Red Bull gives you wings.
WINNER!

Congrats SaintsFan_Webby.

[SaintsFan_Webby]

Haven&#39;t done one of these for a while...

http://dogfightatbankstown.typepad.com/blog/images/howardbushatapec.jpg

[gjohn85]

Can somebody please tell Mr President he&#39;s not looking at himself in the mirror.

[QKXV]

First pictures of the genetically modified two-headed chameleon as it tries to blend in sitting on a smartie box

[kinkon89]

Originally posted by SaintsFan_Webby@Apr 29 2006, 09:47 PM
Haven&#39;t done one of these for a while...

http://dogfightatbankstown.typepad.com/blog/images/howardbushatapec.jpg
howard - "uhhh george...i need to tell you something"

bush- "uhhh..yes john?"

tony blair- "hey BUSH! look theres no zipper!!!!..HAHHHHAHAHA!!"

howard- "dont worry" <_<

[kaftka]

"John. The plane leaves for Boston tonight. I don&#39;t know when I will see you again. Farewell."
"Your lips are real pretty-like..."

[PeeJay]

"Have I ever told you that you have beautiful eyes?"

[Black-Monday]

&#39;&#39;George, when I said we had to stick together through hard times. I didn&#39;t mean it literally. I need my wife!&#39;&#39;

BM

[Black|Raven]

Originally posted by SaintsFan_Webby@Apr 30 2006, 12:47 AM
Haven&#39;t done one of these for a while...

http://dogfightatbankstown.typepad.com/blog/images/howardbushatapec.jpg
bush wispers: "now tell me john! ..............do i look sexy to you?"
john: "not now george!"
bush: "i have to know dammit!"
john: ^_^ "you know you rock my boat"
bush: ^_^ "tonight i&#39;ll be tarzan and you&#39;ll be jane"
john: :rolleyes:

[dobrien7]

Hey John, you sure do got perty lips...

[QKXV]

This still going?

[kaftka]

Originally posted by Quintes@May 10 2006, 08:43 PM
This still going?
Winner!!

[dobrien7]

Originally posted by kaftka+May 10 2006, 09:16 PM-->
<!--QuoteBegin-Quintes@May 10 2006, 08:43 PM
This still going?
Winner!! [/b]
Haha well done Quintes hip hip hooray! :P

[QKXV]

Originally posted by dobrien7+May 10 2006, 09:23 AM-->

Originally posted by kaftka@May 10 2006, 09:16 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Quintes@May 10 2006, 08:43 PM
This still going?
Winner!!
Haha well done Quintes hip hip hooray! :P [/b]
:bravo: :champion: :roflrol:


Funniest thing I&#39;ve ever seen, legend Kafkta!

Need to get a pic..

[gjohn85]

Hang on guys, It&#39;s up to SaintsFan_Webby to find a winner.

[C A Iversen]

I think kaftka was just joking with Winner.

[QKXV]

your all just jealous :toss: rs

;)

It&#39;s been too long SFW has forgotten about this and nobody posted anything worthwhile man, Kaftka deserves to win because it was pure comedy but I&#39;ll stick a photo on here anyway, get this comp rolling again.... mmkay?

[dobrien7]

Originally posted by Quintes@May 10 2006, 10:57 PM
your all just jealous :toss: rs

;)

It&#39;s been too long SFW has forgotten about this and nobody posted anything worthwhile man, Kaftka deserves to win because it was pure comedy but I&#39;ll stick a photo on here anyway, get this comp rolling again.... mmkay?
Sounds delish old chap, why not indeed.

[QKXV]

here goes...

http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/sport/sport006.jpg

rapid fire round boys, winner announced tomorrow 16:00 (gmt)

[paddyknight]

Not only were the new ball cleaning machines, at best, ineffective, the RSPCA had major issues with them.

[Groen_en_Goud]

hmmmm... playable or unplayable

[gjohn85]

A hole in one!

[dobrien7]

I&#39;ve heard of a prostitute with ping pong balls but this is ridiculous!

[Candyman]

I knew i should not of had that extra croc egg for dinner last night