For Sale: ..::ERIC::..

[..::ERIC::..]

This is your once in a lifetime opertunity to own the wonderful username and character of ..::ERIC::..

With this purchase you not only get a character who has over 2100 low quality posts, an instant rivalry with the likes of Chiropractor and Kinkon, an instant friendship from Ripper and 6 positve reputation points.

Old members; perhaps you are tired of your boring ho-hum lives and want to know what its like to have the freedom to be an ass without risking your old reputation. Perhaps you want to be a hurricanes fan but don't want to explain your change of heart.

New members; by buying my username you are saving the time and posts that I have made to built up my reputation.

This really is a fantastic opertunity.

PM me with an offer, or post it here if you are willing to have it made public. Auction closes very soon. All money goes towards funding my alcohol habit.

Thanks,

Eric.

[Saint N Sinner]

Errr...leaving?

[gjohn85]

more like losing the plot.

[Saint N Sinner]

Yeah, just look at the way he has spelt opportunity... :P

[Serge]

Will you accept payment in vegetables? Because ive got a killer* cherry tomato plant growing out back.




*killer/high yielding, same thing.

[woosaah]

yeah "tomato" plant right

[kaftka]

Eric my homeboy, what gives? Your username sucks.

[sambãd5]

ill have your username, one one condition.


it comes with a deep purple ticket B)

[THE CHIROPRACTOR101]

no kan-do <<<< asian guy i know...his name is eric too


coincedinky?.....yes...its the theory of relatives






???

[..::ERIC::..]

I can&#39;t believe nobody wants to buy my username? Seriously, I&#39;ve built up a nice character I just don&#39;t feel like being ..::ERIC::.. anymore. Plus I need booze money.

[THE CHIROPRACTOR101]

then go steal booze wallet

[Wally]

I am the Dark Lord Sauron.

[Ripper]

I am a servant of the Secret Fire, Wielder of the Flame of Anor, you cannot pass. The dark fire will not avail you, Flame of Udun! Go back to the Shadow. You cannot pass!

[Wally]

Too far.

[Ripper]

It deserved to be killed before it started.

[kinkon89]

[kinkon89]

[kinkon89]

[kinkon89]

wat i was suppose to say....before ripper deleted em all....

ERIC HOW MUCH??

[Ripper]

Maybe if you asked that in the first place instead of just posting some shit full of pointless swearing and telling everyone to "f*** a blanket" or some crap like that (it was so poorly written I first thought it was typed by a blindfolded monkey smashing the keys with his paws)

[kinkon89]

Originally posted by Ripper@Feb 17 2006, 06:21 PM
Maybe if you asked that in the first place instead of just posting some shit full of pointless swearing and telling everyone to "f*** a blanket" or some crap like that (it was so poorly written I first thought it was typed by a blindfolded monkey smashing the keys with his paws)
YOU EAT BULLSHIT FOR BREAKFAST!!!...meaning your a liar

"f*** a blanket"!?!?!?!?! wtf!?!? when did i say that?....i said why dont we whip eachother with towels...i said that cos after this post from you..


* I am a servant of the Secret Fire, Wielder of the Flame of Anor, you cannot pass. The dark fire will not avail you, Flame of Udun! Go back to the Shadow. You cannot pass![/b]

i thought this thread was going off topic...so once you deleted my post i asked..."why was it deleted and not yours?" no explanation...and it was deleted...

so i went off! and in the same post i went on topic and asked "ERIC HOW MUCH?".

THAT GOT DELETED....

SO I ENDED UP f***ING YOUR MUM..END OF STORY!

[Ripper]

Originally posted by kinkon89+Feb 17 2006, 09:27 PM-->
<!--QuoteBegin-Ripper@Feb 17 2006, 06:21 PM
Maybe if you asked that in the first place instead of just posting some shit full of pointless swearing and telling everyone to "f*** a blanket" or some crap like that (it was so poorly written I first thought it was typed by a blindfolded monkey smashing the keys with his paws)
YOU EAT BULLSHIT FOR BREAKFAST!!!...meaning your a liar

"f*** a blanket"!?!?!?!?! wtf!?!? when did i say that?....i said why dont we whip eachother with towels...i said that cos after this post from you..


* I am a servant of the Secret Fire, Wielder of the Flame of Anor, you cannot pass. The dark fire will not avail you, Flame of Udun! Go back to the Shadow. You cannot pass![/b]

i thought this thread was going off topic...so once you deleted my post i asked..."why was it deleted and not yours?" no explanation...and it was deleted...

so i went off! and in the same post i went on topic and asked "ERIC HOW MUCH?".

THAT GOT DELETED....

SO I ENDED UP f***ING YOUR MUM..END OF STORY! [/b]
I wish I had a mind like yours, life would be so simple and easy.

I deleted the 1st post because it was retarded, theres a difference between Off Topic posting and just plain spam. Your "post" fell into the "Spam" Catergory.

I deleted the 2nd post because it was just you swearing for a paragraph.

Ditto with the 3rd.

[kinkon89]

is "go suck a dick ya shit mod!!" a paragraph?

thats all i wrote...then i went on topic..

[..::ERIC::..]

Make an offer, Kinkon. How much is this alias worth to you?

[Saint N Sinner]

You know it will be deleted anyway, as alias&#39;s aren&#39;t allowed unless Kinkon is removed I guess.

[Ripper]

If that was the case Mrs Air Ben would have been deleted a long time ago.

[Saint N Sinner]

If that was the case Mrs Air Ben would have been deleted a long time ago.[/b]

Do I detect a slight hint of jealousy?

If you think I am just messing around then check the IP address.

[..::ERIC::..]

Originally posted by Air Ben@Feb 18 2006, 11:21 AM
You know it will be deleted anyway, as alias&#39;s aren&#39;t allowed unless Kinkon is removed I guess.
How is this not an alias at the moment?

[Ripper]

Originally posted by Air Ben@Feb 18 2006, 11:28 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE
If that was the case Mrs Air Ben would have been deleted a long time ago.

Do I detect a slight hint of jealousy?

If you think I am just messing around then check the IP address. [/b][/quote]
*Slowly begins reeling in the Fishing Rod*

Not that hard to just use a different computer or a different internet connection.

[Saint N Sinner]

It is when the other IP address is in Loughborough, like 1-2hr&#39;s away.

[..::ERIC::..]

Now now, back on off topic. Who wants my username? Running out of time. Would like to leave it in good hands.

[Saint N Sinner]

What name are you going to take up instead?

[loratadine]

ignore him air ben

[..::ERIC::..]

Originally posted by loratadine@Feb 18 2006, 11:41 AM
ignore him air ben
Get out of my thread. You can&#39;t ignore me. This is my thread.

[Saint N Sinner]

So, ERIC....are you leaving the forum?

Taking a new username?

Why not just change it if your unhappy with it...

[loratadine]

not you i meant ripper

[..::ERIC::..]

I&#39;d like to apologise for my behaviour. Admins, check the logs. Ripper hacked my account.




Serious. I could never place negative rep for Air Ben. He&#39;s the new flavour.

[Ripper]

It&#39;s true, I am a hax0r. I hacked into Eric&#39;s system and changed the password using his IP address, then faked an MSN conversation so it would log Eric telling me his password.

[Saint N Sinner]

ERIC, are you leaving TRF?

[..::ERIC::..]

What on earth gives you that impression?

[Saint N Sinner]

Errr...selling your username is a good start...


You haven&#39;t said you are staying, and haven&#39;t said you are leaving...

..It was a question, how on earth would we know otherwise if not asked?

[kinkon89]

Originally posted by ..::ERIC::..@Feb 18 2006, 08:19 AM
Make an offer, Kinkon. How much is this alias worth to you?
20!!!........virtual dollars

[St Helens RLFC]

Whilst we&#39;re bumping old threads, whatever did happen to kinkon?

[RC]

Oh my god.

This topic started off quite funny, but quickly lost the plot.

How was this not closed any sooner? lol.
Terrible, quite terrible.

[St Helens RLFC]

He never did explain that he was going to uni and wouldn&#39;t be able to use the board as much anymore......

[redunderthebed]

f*** a blanket?! :blink:

[melon]

So Eric is at uni?

I remember when I first came to the forum and just read everything and didn&#39;t post much at all (some would say it was better that way), there were all these cult members such as eric, chrio, wally, ripper, captain america etc that always made for extremely entertaining reading. Oh the good ol&#39; days of 2003/2004 :(


f*** a blanket?! :blink:
[/b]
Lol nah that wasn&#39;t actually said, what was said was "why dont we whip eachother with towels" (reference to being gay obviously) which was edited by a mod because apparently the post was inappropriate...

[St Helens RLFC]

Believe it or not, off topic used to be a lot more surreal than this!

[Laetca]

Believe it or not, off topic used to be a lot more surreal than this! [/b]

One can only hope so, it would be sad if this was the most surreal off topic could go.

I mean, not a single person mentioned cheese!

[sambãd5]

oh god do i miss the good ol&#39; days.

RIPPER you randy barstard - i think its time for another fishing trip!



HEY SAGGY ASS!!! theres no time for cheese.



and where the hell has the sambad number 5 song gone?

[St Helens RLFC]

I am starting a TRF heritage campaign to ensure our newer members are trained in the insanity that used to come so naturally to us all!

[sambãd5]

I am starting a TRF heritage campaign to ensure our newer members are trained in the insanity that used to come so naturally to us all! [/b]



anyone get to the bottom of sexy_carla? or her ubeliveablely good looking brother, sexy_carl?

[St Helens RLFC]

Sadly they both vanished without a trace. NZL Fan and his vendetta against aliases......

[sambãd5]

:%#%#:

[melon]

oh god do i miss the good ol&#39; days.

RIPPER you randy barstard - i think its time for another fishing trip!



HEY SAGGY ASS!!! theres no time for cheese.



and where the hell has the sambad number 5 song gone?

[/b]
A wild guess, but I suppose that song goes along to the tune of Lou Bega&#39;s Mambo No.5???

[St Helens RLFC]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vaw-9WElAjc

*puts hat on head and goes WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH!*

[melon]

I can see DarkManX being able to make a new version of this song...what with all the girls and that...

Lou Bega seems quite the player or pimp (did I use that in the correct context dmx??:P)

[St Helens RLFC]

He&#39;s dead isn&#39;t he?

Dude Lou Bega isn&#39;t dead.

No but his career is.


*shameless South Park moment*

[melon]

Hahaha I remember that.

I also remember when Lou Bega had another song on the charts...completely and utterly abysmal to say the least.

check out his website (make sure you have the sound on...be prepared to be blown away...) http://www.loubega.com/en/content.html

[paddyknight]

theres absolute gems to be found.... drunken drunken gems.... i miss you all im just too out of touch with off topic to come back and still have the same complete lack of impact!

and generally too far gone once i get in anyway.......i&#39;ll try.

[paddyknight]

also.....

air ben...was tri curious...and now mrs air ben is officially mrs air ben con bambino?

also, CA Iversen?? con bambino called Sean...or whats he/she/it (im not gonna discriminate against hermaphrodites) called?

does kaftka still exist? do his bananas still exist?... i miss those bananas... is kaftka a woman called kathy or a man called....... steve kefu?

did trf podcasts ever happen? how were they?

did anyone play pro rugby manager?...why? i&#39;ll take responsibility for that one.

and for everyone, my nose bleeds stopped... without cauterization. tidle waves were huge around a number of celebrity and sporting events, there&#39;s also been some significant tidal waves recently. (search the forum for this if your lost.....!), and my niche markets doing fine.

[Laetca]

Never too late to step back into a board, especially not if said board is off topic.

The trick is not to get scared or intimidated by people/situations you don&#39;t know. Don&#39;t think that really qualifies as a trick.

I&#39;ve seen bananas around, not such who they belonged to.

[paddyknight]

they will be kaftkas, he created the banana, he has a stake in every one.

[Laetca]

My first language isn&#39;t English, so pretty please explain, how do you have a stake IN someone? :blink:
Sounds like an effective way of killing someone.

[sambãd5]

moral of the story:

dont trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesnt die.

[St Helens RLFC]

also.....

air ben...was tri curious...and now mrs air ben is officially mrs air ben con bambino?


did trf podcasts ever happen? how were they?
[/b]



Mrs Air Ben on TRF was only Mrs Air Ben for a short time. THE Mrs Air Ben isn&#39;t a member.



As for podcasts, we did a few, why not check them out?

[paddyknight]

will do :) and laetca, he has a stake in every banana. every banana that is sold, kaftka gets a cut for being the creator.

[melon]

I&#39;m not the sharpest tool in the shed, so forgive my ignorance, but did kaftka seriously invent the infamous banana???


moral of the story:

dont trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesnt die. [/b]
Don&#39;t trust a woman???

I suppose after reading that other thread, i can understand why :P

[Ripper]

<div class='quotemain'> Believe it or not, off topic used to be a lot more surreal than this! [/b]

One can only hope so, it would be sad if this was the most surreal off topic could go.

I mean, not a single person mentioned cheese!
[/b][/quote]

http://www.therugbyforum.com/index.php?showtopic=3909

All will be revealed...

And for my homeboy Sambad... Merry Christmas you Ginga Mofo...

http://www.therugbyforum.com/index.php?sho...amp;#entry72546 (http://www.therugbyforum.com/index.php?showtopic=2994&st=80&p=72546&#entry72546)

And since we may as well just turn this thread into a Captain America tribute concert... the World Famous Super League Recap

http://www.therugbyforum.com/index.php?sho...amp;#entry16124 (http://www.therugbyforum.com/index.php?showtopic=124&st=400&p=16124&#entry16124)

[St Helens RLFC]

The Super League recap is the greatest TRF moment, IMO.

[melon]

did anyone play pro rugby manager?...why? i&#39;ll take responsibility for that one.

[/b]
*raises my hand sheepishly...*...because I scored it for free and I thought I&#39;d have a crack...I hate the inaccurate names that haven&#39;t even attempted to be close to actual pronounciation :(

[sambãd5]

was there ever a beards thread?

however the best thread cant be re-visited. it was deleted....
....what does this remind you of?

with such antics as
"glen jakson"
"bop"
"mmm"

[melon]

I can&#39;t remember a dedicated beards thread, but I recall in the "CHABAL!!!" thread, several of us vowed to grow beards for a few months through to the end of the world cup in tribute to the great man.

[Laetca]

Are there any pictures of these full grown beards?

[paddyknight]

i can 100% say there was a beard thread. infact i&#39;ll go one further and find it!
back in a sec

(...drives to warehouse holding TRF paper edition archive...)

aaaaand i&#39;m back ..................... naked!

http://www.therugbyforum.com/index.php?sho...18&hl=beard (http://www.therugbyforum.com/index.php?showtopic=5218&hl=beard)

[Laetca]

The last bit is more than my eyes needed to read XD

And, it&#39;s just one member with a beard, I meant a thread where a lot of people have beards!