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[MonoTurd]

C A Iversen gave me this idea. its kinda a loop hole with the whole "stay on topic" thing (this isnt a rebelious thing) because there is no topic and anyone can say what they like...as long as its in the rules of The Rugby Forum

i hope this works

[sambãd5]

southland.







oh. sorry, i thought this was the legendary thread named "what does this make you think of"

[Serge]

How did the name MonoTurd come about?

Wittyest reason gets +1 rep.

[C A Iversen]

Well, one thing I've been wondering about, is how many of the rugby forum are like me, in that they wake up nearly every Sunday morning wishing they'd never been born due to alcohol? :wacko:

I know I do, Candyman does and even dobrien7 has been known to go a bit too far, but anyhow, how many of you are often victims of a hard Saturday night? :blink:


P.S - Mono, please remember to only post stuff that ol' carrot top likes. You see he's a big scary ginga, who's even more intimidating than Groundskeeper Willie.

Is your name Mono Turd because, much like everyone else, you cant crap in stereo?

[dobrien7]

Originally posted by Serge@Jun 19 2006, 10:41 PM
How did the name MonoTurd come about?

Wittyest reason gets +1 rep.
Roper



Yep lets have a reason, in fact reasons for other nick's too, factual or not...

Mines the name of my boyfriend :P

[sambãd5]

Originally posted by C A Iversen@Jun 19 2006, 10:46 PM
P.S - Mono, please remember to only post stuff that ol' carrot top likes. You see he's a big scary ginga, who's even more intimidating than Groundskeeper Willie.
and thats the way it will stay :D and now, if ca the second was right, i would say because his posts are one shit after the other, but i wont, because hes the man.

but the real reason is that it is a monoturd is what ruined this years super14 for the blues.

[Arnold Rimmer]

I think maybe he called himself Mono Turd, because he's single? :P

Oh yeah, and he looks like shit? :lol:

Either that or it's an anagram of 'run to mod' which is what pitiful pencil-neck geeks do when their getting a hard time?

[St Helens RLFC]

Arnold Rimmer's age matches his postcount.

Just though I'd point it out.

[gjohn85]

Originally posted by St Helens RLFC@Jun 19 2006, 09:02 PM
Arnold Rimmer's age matches his postcount.

Just though I'd point it out.
Thanks for that, I didn't know what I was gonna do if you didn't post that! :P

[getofmeland]

My life is so much fuller...

SO whats everyones favourite Cheese???

[loratadine]

shane williams'

[An Tarbh]

arse biscuits.

[getofmeland]

[b]TOM JONES

[Arnold Rimmer]

This random chat stuff is great. Now my post count is one higher than my age. :P

Oh, joy! Lets throw a party! :lol:

[Black-Monday]

I went to a Foo Fighters gig yesterday!

BM

[Arnold Rimmer]

Did you really? Which song did they perform best?

[Candyman]

Foo fighters live must of been great wish i was there :(

[Andrew Horton]

Hey Candy. I see you still like Batister.

[Candyman]

Originally posted by Andrew Horton@Jun 20 2006, 12:43 PM
Hey Candy. I see you still like Batister.
Ahhh Mr Horton are you really considering doing your Ravishing Rick Rude performance at Molly's this weekend.

Has anyone here watched the dvd entitled the Self Destruction Of The Ultimate Warrior. This guy is a real nut case

[MonoTurd]

Originally posted by Serge@Jun 19 2006, 10:41 PM
How did the name MonoTurd come about?

Wittyest reason gets +1 rep.
it might have come about from the fact that no one ever drops only one turd when taking a dump and then leaves

or it could have come from a make-believe air guitar band that got its name from someones mono-brow and the fact that they would be a shit band...MonoTurd

..but thats just my opinion

[Dr. Fantomas Jr.]

Originally posted by C A Iversen@Jun 19 2006, 06:46 AM
Well, one thing I've been wondering about, is how many of the rugby forum are like me, in that they wake up nearly every Sunday morning wishing they'd never been born due to alcohol? :wacko:

I think I might be in the minority when I say I drink on average about 6 Newcastles (finest beer ever) a day, along with any bourbon/whiskey/scotch thrown in to accentuate the buzz, and in thirty years, I can count on one hand the hangovers I've had.

[Dr. Fantomas Jr.]

Originally posted by Black-Monday@Jun 19 2006, 07:38 PM
I went to a Foo Fighters gig yesterday!

BM
Foo Fighters were awesome, but lately all the new songs sound like car commercial jingles...

[Dr. Fantomas Jr.]

Originally posted by getofmeland@Jun 19 2006, 06:07 PM
SO whats everyones favourite Cheese???
Provolone... that's the money cheese right there.

[Ripper]

Originally posted by Black-Monday@Jun 20 2006, 11:38 AM
I went to a Foo Fighters gig yesterday!

BM
The Hyde Park or Manchester gig?

Apparently the Hyde Park show wasn't that good, not sure about the Manchester one, but I downloaded a bootleg of the Earl Court concert in London in 2005, and even though its audio from someone in the crowd, It easily ranks among by top 5 live albums/bootlegs in my collection. If they put it on the new DVD or release a soundboard version I will be first in line to purchase it.

[neck]

Originally posted by Serge@Jun 19 2006, 10:41 PM
How did the name MonoTurd come about?

Wittyest reason gets +1 rep.
maybe its his middle name??? or the name of a tv show about a trud

[wigan_rlfc]

Does anyone remember Mighty White?

[St Helens RLFC]

Doesn't ring a bell.

[Black-Monday]

The gig was in Manchester, as Cheshire is generally regarded to be closer to Manchester than Hyde Park. Oh and I was at the Front and Dave Ghrol called London Shit!!!

BM

[MonoTurd]

im gutted the southland tread was closed down, man i had some good comebacks for what those arseholes said to us...no offence

[Wally]

Keep in mind that if Gerbilus is employed by the BCC or State Government, a confidentiality agreement would have been signed by Gerbilus, so nothing can be disclosed. I think he is trying to tell us everything he can without breaching privacy and confidentiality.

[C A Iversen]

Originally posted by MonoTurd@Jun 22 2006, 12:34 PM
im gutted the southland tread was closed down, man i had some good comebacks for what those arseholes said to us...no offence
There's still a Southland Stag's thread..... ;)

[MonoTurd]

Originally posted by C A Iversen+Jun 22 2006, 01:11 PM-->
<!--QuoteBegin-MonoTurd@Jun 22 2006, 12:34 PM
im gutted the southland tread was closed down, man i had some good comebacks for what those arseholes said to us...no offence
There&#39;s still a Southland Stag&#39;s thread..... ;) [/b]
yes but i dont want to ruin a thread with such a legendary name with mindless garbage. The Southland Stags thread is a god compared to the southland tread (no offence neck)

[neck]

none taken, i didn&#39;t know there was another southland thread lol

[MonoTurd]

Originally posted by neck@Jun 22 2006, 01:34 PM
none taken, i didn&#39;t know there was another southland thread lol
i think it was the first topic that i posted in. i havent seen it since lol

[Black|Raven]

dont you hate it when you walk into a spider web and you&#39;re there waving your hands around like an idiot, and there&#39;s people standing there looking at you with that "what an idiot" look.

happened to me today and an old lady was gave me that look......... so i took her handbag! ^_^ :huh: :ph34r:

[neck]

good stuff, you should sell the handbag on trade-me

[MonoTurd]

Originally posted by Black|Raven@Jun 22 2006, 07:01 PM
dont you hate it when you walk into a spider web and you&#39;re there waving your hands around like an idiot, and there&#39;s people standing there looking at you with that "what an idiot" look.

happened to me today and an old lady was gave me that look......... so i took her handbag! ^_^ :huh: :ph34r:
lol fair enough

[SaintsFan_Webby]

Some chav girl actually used the word "blud" while trying to randomly sell me a phone on the street yesterday.

I almost spat on her.

[dobrien7]

Originally posted by SaintsFan_Webby@Jun 22 2006, 10:42 PM
Some chav girl actually used the word "blud" while trying to randomly sell me a phone on the street yesterday.

I almost spat on her.
Which means...

[SaintsFan_Webby]

Originally posted by dobrien7+Jun 22 2006, 11:57 AM-->
<!--QuoteBegin-SaintsFan_Webby@Jun 22 2006, 10:42 PM
Some chav girl actually used the word "blud" while trying to randomly sell me a phone on the street yesterday.

I almost spat on her.
Which means... [/b]
Probably have to be living in England at the moment. Don&#39;t ask me to explain what a chav is, we tried that a while ago and it didn&#39;t fully work.

[Black|Raven]

Originally posted by neck@Jun 22 2006, 10:08 PM
good stuff, you should sell the handbag on trade-me
old b!tch didnt have nuffin......i think she was from the mental hospital and have always had that "what an idiot look"........meh

[englishrugbyfan_oh]

Chav (Cheltenham Average)

Chav is a derogatory slang term in popular usage throughout the UK. It refers to a subculture stereotype of a person who is uneducated, uncultured and prone to antisocial or immoral behaviour. The label is typically, though not exclusively, applied to teenagers and young adults of white working-class or lower-middle class origin. (from wikipedia)

[woosaah]

chav is a stupid word, i wouldnt even call it a word

anyway,

its 230am here in new zealand at the moment. i am sitting at my computer desk with my laptop and my pc side by side, sitting on trf and not happy

bloody work is stupid at the moment this is the only time when i hate my job, my gf wanted to come over and i told her not to cause i will be working, though she came over anyway. "distracted" me for about an hour now the whole system has gone over (she isnt comign over next time) and all i want to go is get back into bed i am soooo tired

as soon as i get in bed i will sleep though i have to get up at 7 to get to work by 8, i am doubting i am going to make that but thats ok i will still probably be up at 7 at this rate

[wigan_rlfc]

Originally posted by englishrugbyfan_oh@Jun 22 2006, 02:22 PM
Chav (Cheltenham Average)

Chav is a derogatory slang term in popular usage throughout the UK. It refers to a subculture stereotype of a person who is uneducated, uncultured and prone to antisocial or immoral behaviour. The label is typically, though not exclusively, applied to teenagers and young adults of white working-class or lower-middle class origin. (from wikipedia)
What&#39;s Cheltenham got to do with anything?

[dobrien7]

Kind of get what a chav is, was blud I didn&#39;t know, although do now :)

[Candyman]

Originally posted by woosaah@Jun 23 2006, 02:33 AM
chav is a stupid word, i wouldnt even call it a word

anyway,

its 230am here in new zealand at the moment. i am sitting at my computer desk with my laptop and my pc side by side, sitting on trf and not happy

bloody work is stupid at the moment this is the only time when i hate my job, my gf wanted to come over and i told her not to cause i will be working, though she came over anyway. "distracted" me for about an hour now the whole system has gone over (she isnt comign over next time) and all i want to go is get back into bed i am soooo tired

as soon as i get in bed i will sleep though i have to get up at 7 to get to work by 8, i am doubting i am going to make that but thats ok i will still probably be up at 7 at this rate
What do you do for a living woosah

[MonoTurd]

can someone please explain to me whats the story with Los Lover? i read on another topic that you&#39;re not supposed to mention him, why is that? if you&#39;re really not allowed to speak about him, then can you PM the reason to me. i&#39;d really like to know whats going on

[C A Iversen]

While we&#39;re talking random stuff, who (In New Zealand) has seen the new Pizza Hutt ad, with the dog clucking like a chicken?

Man it&#39;s funny. The synching is perfect and the sound is hilarious! :lol:

[woosaah]

i am a systems administrator, i look after all the cheaque processing for the country

and i had a shit night

and i got woken up at 12pm just to do more work and i am sooooo f***en hungry nothing to eat in the house

[Serge]

Originally posted by neck+Jun 20 2006, 04:43 PM-->
<!--QuoteBegin-Serge@Jun 19 2006, 10:41 PM
How did the name MonoTurd come about?

Wittyest reason gets +1 rep.
maybe its his middle name??? [/b]
Simple, yet had me in stitches.

+1

[MonoTurd]

Originally posted by Serge+Jun 23 2006, 10:22 PM-->

Originally posted by neck@Jun 20 2006, 04:43 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Serge@Jun 19 2006, 10:41 PM
How did the name MonoTurd come about?

Wittyest reason gets +1 rep.
maybe its his middle name???
Simple, yet had me in stitches.

+1 [/b]
lol champion neck

[woosaah]

suppose now that we have our own chat room (its under the entertainment section) how many of you guys will go in there?

[getofmeland]

Its actually next to the donate button, so if you wanna random chat go to the general room there, and real time chat wiv members.

[woosaah]

you moved it on me :( make me feel like a dork

thanks O>O

[neck]

Originally posted by MonoTurd+Jun 24 2006, 06:27 PM-->

Originally posted by Serge@Jun 23 2006, 10:22 PM

Originally posted by neck@Jun 20 2006, 04:43 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Serge@Jun 19 2006, 10:41 PM
How did the name MonoTurd come about?

Wittyest reason gets +1 rep.
maybe its his middle name???
Simple, yet had me in stitches.

+1
lol champion neck [/b]
yeah i am stoked

[C A Iversen]

Hey, any forum members keen to do a &#39;MOvember&#39; in November?

I&#39;m pretty convinced I could grow a fairly handy crop in 30 days.

The champ could be &#39;The Murray Mexted Mo Of The Year&#39; winner.

Even a prize up for offer....

What&#39;dya think?

[neck]

i want to go in it, but it would just be a joke, maybe in a year??? (or 2)

[MonoTurd]

Originally posted by C A Iversen@Jul 10 2006, 01:40 PM
Hey, any forum members keen to do a &#39;MOvember&#39; in November?

I&#39;m pretty convinced I could grow a fairly handy crop in 30 days.

The champ could be &#39;The Murray Mexted Mo Of The Year&#39; winner.

Even a prize up for offer....

What&#39;dya think?
i am up for it C A Iversen

[dobrien7]

And I maketh 3.

[C A Iversen]

I&#39;m enjoying my mid-winter warm-up. So far it&#39;s been nearly 6 days and my goatee&#39;s almost fully grown in. It&#39;ll be interesting come MOvember.

What about Evol? He looks like he could kick some ass at this comp?

[MonoTurd]

haha my emo sister came back from her friends place with her bottom lip pierced and now mums bloody angry and my sister is swearing at her and man its funny :lol:

[neck]

lol good times

[MonoTurd]

Originally posted by neck@Jul 13 2006, 01:44 PM
lol good times
hell yes. now shes in her room listening to her crappy emo music like &#39;lost profets&#39; and &#39;from first to last&#39; etc

[neck]

lol gutted is it real loud??? cause that would suck cause it would mean you would have to listen to the EMO music as well

[MonoTurd]

lol yeah its loud but shes calmed down now which is good