3 Things that Wayne Rooney will...

[Saint N Sinner]

..Say to Ronaldo back at Old Trafford will be?

Arse bandit
C*ck Nose
W*lly Dribble

Anymore? :P

[Bullitt]

"You have 3 seconds to run before I introduce you to my mate Stanley, you plastic, Portugese poof..."

[DC]

"i'll shove my d*ck so far down your throat you'll be choking on the ball sac"

[neck]

"lets go have anal because we are both soccer fags and like taking it up the arse, just like all soccer players"

[el_tk]

Rooney never struck me as the kind to talk out his problems. I reckon he'll just headbutt Ronaldo.

[BigTen]

Yeah.

"Hey Pretty Boy, sorry me said those things to you. Let's make up - here I'll give you a Liverpool kiss."

Bang!

[neck]

Originally posted by el_tk@Jul 6 2006, 11:08 PM
I reckon he'll just headbutt Ronaldo.
thats called a Zidan

[Serge]

So...what was it that Ronaldo did?

[neck]

i am not really into football, so don't take my word, but i think that Ronney and Ronaldo got into a bit of biff, then Ronney got like red carded???

[sanzar]

Originally posted by neck@Jul 6 2006, 12:00 PM
"lets go have anal because we are both soccer fags and like taking it up the arse, just like all soccer players"
Yeah, that'd be the more likely :P . Not that their's anything wrong with that... but yeah, soccer players don't exactly scream "masculinity" to me.

[C A Iversen]

I just had this mental image of you opening you curtains to see....soccer players screaming "masculinity!!" to you. :P

[gjohn85]

Originally posted by Serge@Jul 10 2006, 08:15 AM
So...what was it that Ronaldo did?
.................................................. ............Exactly

[loratadine]

[Candyman]

He will join rugby union.....Hey they can't get any worse

[Canadian_Rugby_Guy]

I just hate ronaldo.

[neck]

which one theres like 8 isn't there???

[Saint N Sinner]

Rooney accidently stood on a portugese player's you know what, and then Ronaldo went flying to the referee basically telling him to give him a red card for it.

He was all up in his face basically saying "Do this because your our bitch" kinda thing.

[sanzar]

Originally posted by Air Ben@Jul 11 2006, 06:59 PM
Rooney accidently stood on a portugese player's you know what, and then Ronaldo went flying to the referee basically telling him to give him a red card for it.

He was all up in his face basically saying "Do this because your our bitch" kinda thing.
Yeaaaaaah.... No, I think it was more the fact that he drove his foot into the groin of another player, and in a sport where you get penalised for breathing too hard near another player that wasn't going to go un-noticed.

[Serge]

Originally posted by Air Ben@Jul 11 2006, 07:59 PM
Rooney accidently stood on a portugese player's you know what, and then Ronaldo went flying to the referee basically telling him to give him a red card for it.

He was all up in his face basically saying "Do this because your our bitch" kinda thing.
I saw the nurry stomping on the news and it fully deserved a red if you ask me.