View Full Version : best Simpsons moment?
sambãd5
16-03-05, 01:20 AM
i was watching the simpsons the other night, and there was the one with the beer barron. and that new cop that they brougt in was standing ontop of mt springfeild and says "ill catch you some how beer barron" then out of nowere homer yells "no you wont"
"yes yes i will"
and also
there was the one of the leader cult, and they brainwashed the entire town, by watching this movie and they were all like "I LOVE THE LEADER" then they look at homer and hes like "i dont get it, so the cops knew the fbi was setting them up?"
then the leader says "what that didnt happen!"
homer - "Oh sorry i got board and made it up, ive got a short atten... OHH A BIRD"
I sense this topic will ruin all great Simpsons jokes forever, but.....Oh well.
There are too many to name, but, one of my favourites is when Homer goes and works for Scorpio in Cyprus Creek. When Homer is being introduced to his work, Scorpio asks Homer to hang up his jacket. Homer looks around, sees no hooks,and Scorpio says, 'We don't believe in hooks, in fact, I never took off my jacket' and he is standing there with his jacket on back to front. I didn't explain it well, but we all know what happened.
Chuckle snortle grortle snort.
ninjapirate
16-03-05, 02:41 AM
heehee... grortle
Anything Duffman says is classic.
Also theres this quote I remember hearing on some show, it may have been the Simpsons, but I think it was Family Guy
It went some thing like ''Daddy, Why did the Dinsosaurs die out?'' ''Because you touch yourself at night, now shut up''
sambãd5
16-03-05, 03:14 AM
Originally posted by Ripper@Mar 16 2005, 04:11 PM
Anything Duffman says is classic.
Also theres this quote I remember hearing on some show, it may have been the Simpsons, but I think it was Family Guy
It went some thing like ''Daddy, Why did the Dinsosaurs die out?'' ''Because you touch yourself at night, now shut up''
lol, family guy was the most classic, most legendary program i have seen in my life! my favorite moment in family guy was when peter finds the penicl sharpener, and he sharpens his pencils to the rubber, and then when he runs out of pencils he does a handle of something, i cant remember what exactly now, but when he runs out of things to sharpen, and then it cuts to the office door and you hear **ZIP***
btw, it was family guy
Black|Raven
16-03-05, 08:33 AM
what about when the FBI, Moulder and Scully are giving homer the lie detector test. they ask homer "this is a lie detector, it will tell us whether you're lying or not, all you have to do is tell the truth....do you understand?" and homers like "yes" then the machine explodes! http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif .....CLASSIC!
An Tarbh
16-03-05, 11:07 AM
was on yesterday so it's fresh in the memory but the one where Homer housesits for Mr Burns, Bart comes round the corner on his bike shouting I'm Al Unser Junior, Lisa on her horse I'm Princess Margaret, and along comes Homer on a rideon mower, cutting up the carpet, I'M DRUNK. Priceless.
there's so many to choose from, maybe this thread could have the longevity of what does it make you think of. http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
St Helens RLFC
16-03-05, 11:46 AM
That bit in the one where Homer has to donate his kidney, runs away from the hospital, and that car transporter has to slam on.
Then, a car falls on him.
Brilliant! http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif
wigan_rlfc
16-03-05, 02:42 PM
Homer: Hello my name is Mr Burns
Post office man: ok, whats your first name Mr Burns?
Homer: I don't know
captainamerica
16-03-05, 06:08 PM
I think Patty or Selma are staying with the Simpsons and Homer has been giving her a hard time. Marge is out front talking with her, saying, "Homer is really a sensitive guy," when he sticks his head out of the upstairs window, breaks a plate over his head and shouts, 'Wrong!'
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Burns: "What happened to Old Crippler?"
Smithers: "Well you have had him since the late 60's sir."
Burns: "Ah yes, I remember when he bagged his first hippy, that young man didn't think it was too goooo-vy."
getofmeland
16-03-05, 09:13 PM
Mine has to be when the Simpsons resort to the FBI's Witness Relocation Program, because Bart gets Death threats from Sideshow Bob.
And when they decide to go on it Homer gets a new name and the following happens
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One agent suggests a new identity for Homer.
Agent: Tell you what, sir. From now on, you'll be, uh, Homer Thompson
at Terror Lake. Let's just practise a bit, hmm? When I say,
"Hello, Mr. Thompson," you'll say, "Hi."
Homer: Check.
Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
Homer: [stares blankly]
Agent: Remember now, your name is Homer Thompson.
Homer: I gotcha.
Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
Homer: [stares blankly]
[A long time later]
Agent: [sighs in frustration] Now, when I say, "Hello, Mr. Thompson,"
and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.
Homer: No problem.
Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson! [stomps on Homer's foot a few times]
Homer: [stares blankly]
[to other agent] I think he's talking to you.
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Absolute Classic
sambãd5
17-03-05, 02:14 AM
Originally posted by getofmeland@Mar 17 2005, 10:13 AM
Mine has to be when the Simpsons resort to the FBI's Witness Relocation Program, because Bart gets Death threats from Sideshow Bob.
And when they decide to go on it Homer gets a new name and the following happens
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One agent suggests a new identity for Homer.
Agent: Tell you what, sir. From now on, you'll be, uh, Homer Thompson
at Terror Lake. Let's just practise a bit, hmm? When I say,
"Hello, Mr. Thompson," you'll say, "Hi."
Homer: Check.
Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
Homer: [stares blankly]
Agent: Remember now, your name is Homer Thompson.
Homer: I gotcha.
Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
Homer: [stares blankly]
[A long time later]
Agent: [sighs in frustration] Now, when I say, "Hello, Mr. Thompson,"
and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.
Homer: No problem.
Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson! [stomps on Homer's foot a few times]
Homer: [stares blankly]
[to other agent] I think he's talking to you.
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Absolute Classic
lol that one was great!
and on the new episodes last nite, and there at barts party, and only patty salma, there mum, marge, ralph and martin. and they were playing duck duck goose, and ralph was running around saying duck for ages!
Almost anything involving Homer is a classic. And Old Gil.
But on tonights episode, where Krusty decides to stop selling out.
Homer walks into the bathroom, and undoes his fly, ready to go for piss, then Bart says, 'Excuse me', to which Homer replies, 'Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know you, Jay Leno, and a monkey were giving a clown a bath.' It was funny as.
That episode was one of the better ones I've seen recently.
sambãd5
17-03-05, 05:55 AM
Originally posted by .:kaftka:.@Mar 17 2005, 06:35 PM
Almost anything involving Homer is a classic. And Old Gil.
But on tonights episode, where Krusty decides to stop selling out.
Homer walks into the bathroom, and undoes his fly, ready to go for piss, then Bart says, 'Excuse me', to which Homer replies, 'Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know you, Jay Leno, and a monkey were giving a clown a bath.' It was funny as.
That episode was one of the better ones I've seen recently.
lol i was about to post that myself actually, but you beat me to it http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mad.gif
http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif Sorry.
Great minds think alike..... I.........guess http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif
sambãd5
17-03-05, 06:21 AM
Originally posted by .:kaftka:.@Mar 17 2005, 07:16 PM
http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif Sorry.
Great minds think alike..... I.........guess http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif
yeah unluckly for you http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif
Can't remember the epsiode but Marge says to Homer "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
Homer: "Maybe I am" Then it cuts to inside Homer's head and you see him on a hang glider above a street shooting everyone with a laser gun and yelling "Ahaha You can run, but you can't glide!"
captainamerica
17-03-05, 05:47 PM
Originally posted by el_tk@Mar 17 2005, 11:52 PM
Can't remeber the epsiode but Marge says to Homer "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
Homer: "Maybe I am" Then it cuts to inside Homer's head and you see him on a hang glider above a street shooting everyone with a laser gun and yelling "Ahaha You can run, but you can't glide!"
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Anything within Homer's mind kills me.
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Didn't he serenade Marge one time in bed, but as usual went off track:
I gave my love a chicken, it had no bone . . . mmmm chicken.
An Tarbh
17-03-05, 06:07 PM
You'd think that with the day it is they'd show the Prohibition episode, priceless one that,
and with that one of the Homer's wise insights; "To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems."
The Navy Episode and the 22 Short Stories episodes are probably my 2 favourite
ninjapirate
18-03-05, 02:27 AM
homer crushes twinkie the kid to death
the keebler elf falls on his knees and goes "he was my liiiife!"
blood for cream! blood for cream! http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif
sambãd5
18-03-05, 03:28 AM
i have to take this moment, to say goodbye to the simpsons on tv3, only new episondes from now on.
RIP simpsons - its been good
Do you mean they are only going to show new episodes, or you are only going to watch the new episodes?
sambãd5
18-03-05, 03:43 AM
Originally posted by .:kaftka:.@Mar 18 2005, 04:40 PM
Do you mean they are only going to show new episodes, or you are only going to watch the new episodes?
there only going to show new episodes on 7:30 wed, cambell live is on at 7 starting monday, but i saw on tv guide that on easter friday that there was going to be a easter special of the simpsons, at 7. so i dont think this is the last of simpsons repeats, but for now, i think its taking a back seat.
f***in John Campbell. Why do they need a Holmes show?
But the New Episodes are crap.
sambãd5
18-03-05, 07:35 AM
Originally posted by Ripper@Mar 18 2005, 07:31 PM
But the New Episodes are crap.
not even, they use homers "interlect" more, which is funny
The new episodes aren't nearly as good as the older ones. They seem to have run out of ideas really. I wouldn't say they're crap, Bro' Town, now that's crap.
An Tarbh
18-03-05, 09:21 AM
There's still been some quality new episodes, I loved the one where they tried to move the Isotopes to Albequerke and Homer went on hunger strike, that was a few seasons ago but still quite new, or the one when Homer went to camp with Mick Jagger, Elvis Costello, Lenny Kravitz.
robbinho
18-03-05, 12:57 PM
Homer: "Hello, NASA...."
NASA: "How did you get this number?"
Homer: "SHUT UP!!"
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Bart: "But Milhouse likes you..."
Lisa: "Milhouse likes vaseline on toast!"
St Helens RLFC
18-03-05, 01:18 PM
The new ones aren't as funny - but it's hardly surprising they're running out of ideas.
ninjapirate
18-03-05, 04:10 PM
what was the last episode you guys saw? we get the really new ones in america. *is smug* http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
An Tarbh
18-03-05, 04:46 PM
The newest one I can think of was the one where Apu and Homer keep making the trip to Canada for the cheap drugs.
It is getting worse despite them nicking a pile of the ideas that worked from Futurama, it's on a downward slope.
An Tarbh
18-03-05, 09:26 PM
they must be saving some funny shit for the movie
St Helens RLFC
18-03-05, 09:50 PM
Originally posted by An Tarbh@Mar 18 2005, 10:26 PM
they must be saving some funny shit for the movie
A movie???
Finally???
Expand, please!
That movie has 'supposedly' been in the works for many years. Haven't heard anything about it really though.
My guess is, it will be a flop. I hope they prove me wrong.
An Tarbh
18-03-05, 10:39 PM
It could be as early as the Summer of 2006, I remember hearing something about it last year that they'd finish the current series and the next one and then there'd be a movie.
They should've made the movie in its prime.
This movie is basically a last ditch effort to go out in a bang.
Bullitt
19-03-05, 03:46 AM
Last I heard, there was a contract signed to make it for a further 10 years.
An Tarbh
19-03-05, 05:21 PM
The movie could end up being a massive flop. hope not though, as a massive Simpson's fan I'd pay good money to see it, granted about €5 would be as much as I'm willing to pay, I know I'm a cheapskate.
Black|Raven
20-03-05, 01:14 AM
what about the halloween special when homer is dressed in a bellydancers outfit and throwing eggs at a house yelling " cheepscake! give us some candy" and lisa's like "ummmm.......dad....thats OUR house". everyone starts laughin at homer, he gets pissed, points to lisa and shouts "SHE'S A WITCH" then everyones chasing lisa. http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif
St Helens RLFC
20-03-05, 01:39 AM
Originally posted by Black|Raven@Mar 20 2005, 02:14 AM
what about the halloween special when homer is dressed in a bellydancers outfit and throwing eggs at a house yelling " cheepscake! give us some candy" and lisa's like "ummmm.......dad....thats OUR house". everyone starts laughin at homer, he gets pissed, points to lisa and shouts "SHE'S A WITCH" then everyones chasing lisa. http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif
Yeah agreed, that's absolutely hilarious, as indeed are most of the Halloween specials.
Damn, I don't remember that one.
Then again, I don't remember many Halloween specials, they're the worst episodes.
sambãd5
20-03-05, 06:58 AM
Originally posted by .:kaftka:.@Mar 19 2005, 11:29 AM
That movie has 'supposedly' been in the works for many years. Haven't heard anything about it really though.
My guess is, it will be a flop. I hope they prove me wrong.
it wont be a flop. it will make millions and billions and trillions just because it is the simpsons, just like starwars episode 1 and 2 and soon to be 3
Yeah, you're right. But it'll be crap. Maybe. Hopefully not.
sambãd5
20-03-05, 07:02 AM
ok back on topic. the one with the trillion dollar note:
when the fbi takes homer into the photo booth, and hes like cover your ears, i cant let you hear the pass word
"cheese"
and homer saying
"dont trust the government, it goes all the way up to the presedent"
and when he sees the trillion dollar note hes like "wow that must be worth a fortune"
and i cant remember what happened, because i put it on my phone so i would remember to post it tonite (since i couldent do it on fri nite until now) but the punch line was
(talking about going to san fransisco) ITS FULL OF WHAT????
[gays btw]
Okay, tonights episode, Homer was running past an 'All night Gym', and he looks up and says.
"Gyme? Whats a Gyme?"
Walks inside the Gym.
"Oh, a GYME"
sambãd5
20-03-05, 07:37 AM
Originally posted by .:kaftka:.@Mar 20 2005, 08:08 PM
Okay, tonights episode, Homer was running past an 'All night Gym', and he looks up and says.
"Gyme? Whats a Gyme?"
Walks inside the Gym.
"Oh, a GYME"
lol that is my fav actually
kinkon89
02-04-05, 11:16 AM
the bit when the fbi helps them to have a new identity cos of sideshow bob
the fbi agent goes to homer "ok ill call you mr smith and you say hello"
"hello mr smith"......homer then leans towards the other fbi agent and whispers "i think he's talking to you"
Black|Raven
05-04-05, 08:45 AM
^^^ http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif havent you been reading...that been said before http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mad.gif .....man some people http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif you know.......juss....juss....*sigh*
THE CHIROPRACTOR101
06-04-05, 08:38 AM
halloween specials r my favorites http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif ...they usually end it some disgusting way
Halloween specails are my least favourites, they are so cheesily lame.
THE CHIROPRACTOR101
06-04-05, 09:35 AM
come to think of it your sig looks like when homer strangles bart......but hes strangling em with sumtin else........?...cant quite put my hands on it http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif
Originally posted by THE CHIROPRACTOR101@Apr 6 2005, 10:35 PM
....cant quite put my hands on it http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif
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...Good.
THE CHIROPRACTOR101
07-04-05, 08:28 AM
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sorry
Moe: I'm not gonna lie to you homer, there's a good chance you could beat Tatum, but you just have to visualise it.
Homer's imagination *Fight presenter holding up Homer's arm in victory*: A congenial heart condition has felled Tatum just moments before he could step into the ring
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Always liked that one.
Cop "Now this Moe's... it's some kind of business?"
Homer's internal thoughts "Don't say you were at a bar don't say you were at a bar"
Homer "It's a pornography store... I was buying pornograpgy"
Homer's internal thoughts "Woohoo... I never would have thought of that"
hahaha
Homer: Well, I really should discuss this with my wife.
Salesman: Your wife? (cracks an imaginary whip)
Homer: What, you think I'm going to buy a $20,000 truck just because you make that noise?
Salesman: (Does it again) (and again) (and again)
Homer: (on his knees) I'll take it!
THE CHIROPRACTOR101
26-04-05, 10:06 AM
this is one of my favorites...the robber episode..where the springfield community form a group to catch a cat-burgler who is stealing springfields residents most prized possesions...
in the community hall
grandpa simpson.."i wanna help"
homer.."im sorry dad your old"
"and old people are useless"
and saddest thing about it was i was watching it with my cousins,uncle and their GRANDMOTHER
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sambãd5
20-01-06, 09:18 AM
or the one with the mr plow, and homer says to barney that they should join up, and make a unstoppable plow franchise, and say "not even god can stop us now!" and then god makes all the snow melt, and the old people in the retirement village run out and say "YAY! the snow has melted, we can go outside again!" then they go onto the pourch and say "hrm... i dont like the look of em kids" and walk back inside. http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif
or the one with the dam, and sideshow bob is the "good guy" trying to stop his evil[er] brother from blowing up the dam, and at the end of the episode, they both get arrested, but the dam breaks anyway and homer goes outside, and says "ok marge, im going out to look for the kids" walks outside, and sees this big wave tumble down the road towards him, so he runs back inside, and when he opens the door, ralph wigam is in his bed "MOMMY, I THINK IVE WET THE BED!! WAAA"
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oh i love the simpsons
Saint N Sinner
20-01-06, 09:24 AM
Have not watched it for a while but my favorite Simpons moment may have to be...
(Off the top of my head)
Episode: Homer the Vigilante (Season 5)
Best quote: Homer: "Oh, Lisa, stop pining for your saxophone. I got you another instrument."
Lisa: "What, this jug?" [She plays two alternating tones in rhythm] [Homer begins to laugh and cheer, until Lisa stops]
Homer: "Lisa, never ever stop in the middle of a hoedown!"
St Helens RLFC
20-01-06, 09:26 AM
Good bump, Sambad.
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Hare Krishna guy: Have you heard of Krishna Consciousness?
Homer: This, Bart, is a crazy man!
Christian: Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
Homer: [Sarcastic] Right, that'll work.
Woman: A new and better life awaits you on our distant homeplanet, Blisstonia.
Homer: Hmmm, makes sense!
Jane: We're having a free get acquainted session at our resort this weekend.
Homer: How much is this free resort weekend?
Glen: It's free!
Homer: And when is this weekend?
Glen: It's this weekend.
Homer: Uh-huh, and how much does it cost?
Glen: Um, it's free.
Homer: I see, and when is it?
Glen: It's this weekend.
Homer: And what are you charging for this free weekend?[/b]
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Jane: It certainly is a beautiful day. We should thank the leader
Homer: Who the hell is that, some kind of leader?[/b]
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Moe: Moe, Moe, Moe,
How do ya like me, how do ya like me
Moe, Moe, Moe,
Why don't ya like me, nobody likes me[/b]
sambãd5
20-01-06, 09:47 AM
Originally posted by St Helens RLFC@Jan 20 2006, 11:26 PM
Good bump, Sambad.
i hope you arnt being sarcastic st h. everyone loves the simpsons. my thread, my rules
anyone who says otherwise is a comunist
You just destroyed Kafktas spare overdone meter.
St Helens RLFC
20-01-06, 09:55 AM
Originally posted by Ripper@Jan 20 2006, 10:52 PM
You just destroyed Kafktas spare overdone meter.
http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif
No Sambad I wasn't being sarcastic.
The Simpsons > Ripper
OhWhenTheSaints
22-01-06, 07:15 PM
Futurama!
Professor: My only successful invention is my universal translator, but that only translates into some crazy, incomprehendable language
Kid: (into translator) hello
Translator: Bonjour
Professor: shut up you!
Family Guy!
Chris: hey Meg, guess what I'm thinking, and its not kitty
Meg: apple?
Chris: no
Meg: car?
Chris: nope, give up?
Meg: sure
Chris: it was kitty! hahahahahahahahaha
http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ok.gif
When Marge joins in with the "You don't win friends with salad" dance. Classic! http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif
harrison2468
22-01-06, 08:35 PM
Originally posted by OhWhenTheSaints@Jan 22 2006, 08:15 PM
Family Guy!
Chris: hey Meg, guess what I'm thinking, and its not kitty
Meg: apple?
Chris: no
Meg: car?
Chris: nope, give up?
Meg: sure
Chris: it was kitty! hahahahahahahahaha
http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ok.gif
http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rofl2zz.gif
I liked the piss-take of Grease, Give up the Toad.
You'll get chills all through your body
and you'll lose all control of your bladder
and your sphincter, that's your bum hole.
'Cos if you use toad, then I'm telling you...
You can kiss your life goodbye.
Yeah when you use toad,
It will mess you up.
It will make your mama cry
That's no lie,
You'll choke on your tounge and die
You've got to give it up
You got to give up the toad now
It's no joke buddy, give it up
You got to give up the toad now
Or you'll croke
You've got to give it up,
And don't smoke
Or you will see,
It hurts to pee
There'll be blood, gushing from ya
Everytime that you cough
And forget getting lucky,
It falls off
Yeah you'd better wise up
'Cos I'm telling you
Toad is only meant for bins
Got to give it all up
Or you're gonna see
Your whole life will hit the skids
And your kids will be born without eyelids
You've got to give it up
You got to give up the toad now
Thanks to you
And just give it up
Give up the toad now (line sung by Brian)
Thanks to you
Give it up
Got to give up the toad now, Oh-oh-oooh
I'm no fool, Lando's cool
YEAH!!!
Seems to be a general cartoons thread now, but hey, Scrubs can go in here too...
Probably isn't so brilliant without the sound...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/jjtu111/Scrubs-501-MyInternsEyes.gif
That is Johnny, the tackling alzheimer's patient.
Oh yeah, I know all about the FCC...
*dada da da da dun*
(Peter) They'll make you clean your act up in a menace such as this,
(Brian) They'll make you take a tinkle when you wanna take a piss,
(Stewie) They'll make you call fellatio a trouser friendly kiss,
(all) It's the plain situation,
theres no negotiation
(peter) With the Fellas at the freakin' FCC!
(Brian) They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of special interest groups,
(Peter) Make a joke about your bowels and they'll order in the troops,
(Stewie) Any baby with a brain could tell you everybody poops,
(all) Take a tip, take a lesson,
You'll never win by messin',
(Peter) With the fellas at the freakin' FCC!
(Peter) And if you find yourself with some young sexy thing,
You'll have to do her with your ding-a-ling,
'Coz you can't say Penis...
(Peter) So they sent this little warning they’re prepared to do the worst
(Brian) And they stuck it in your mailbox hoping you could be co-erced
(Stewie) I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first!
(All) They may just be neurotic,
Or possibly psychotic,
They're the fellas at the freakin' FCC!!
Best. TV. Song. EVER.
Of course, it's nothing without the messed up visuals to go with it...
Oh, and I didn't even copy and paste that. I typed it all out....
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div>
Homer: Okay, once more. Where are we going?
Edna: To Capital City.
Homer: And why are you and the old lady in the car?
Agnes: We're gonna talk Armin Tanzarian into coming back.
Homer: And why is Marge here?
Marge: I came up with the idea.
Homer: And why am I here?
Marge: Because the streets of Capital City are no place for three unescorted ladies.
Homer: Why are the kids here?
Marge: Because we couldn't find Grandpa to sit for them.
Homer: Why is Grandpa here?
Abe: Because Jasper didn't want to come by himself!
Homer: Huh, fair enough.[/b]
When Lisa "dies" from the tree getting struck by lightning.
Homer tries to get rid of his tab from Moes with a recording:
Moe: Well, I ain't never said no to a dead chick, so....
I only just got the hidden joke in that.
Unless I am just filthy minded.
stevemagoo
23-02-06, 09:29 AM
Homer: "I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman!"
stevemagoo
23-02-06, 09:30 AM
Homer: "Well crying isn't going to get your dog back, unless your tears smell like dog food! So you can sit here crying and eating dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back or you can get out there and find your dog!"
Grampa to Homer: "Here ya go ya ingrate! Just be thinking of me when you're having the best sex of your life!"
jinxed_nz
01-06-06, 11:26 PM
I love that joke when homer is the coach of the baseball team and he chaces the blond fat boy round the changing room with a towel wipping him and he goes " AHHH! dont make me run i am full of chocolate!" hahahahaha
Smithers: But sir, just think of all the things you have. King Arthurs X Calibre, the only true copy of the Mona Lisa, and that rare copy of the constitution with the word "suckers" in it.
In the bobo episode. Hadn't seen it for ages and that part made me piss myself with laughter.
anything out of Ralph's mouth :lol:
kinkon89
02-06-06, 12:38 PM
Originally posted by ak47@Jun 2 2006, 12:40 PM
anything out of Ralph's mouth :lol:
him and homers voice..
gosh...id give anything for a simpsons episode :rolleyes:
I cant think of a username
03-06-06, 10:28 AM
Classic Simpsons Quotes
The best of the best Simpsons quotes.
Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.
Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."
Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.
Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
Homer: Woo-hoo!
Bart: Dad, what's a Muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know
Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal
Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)
Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend
Homer: I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman!
Marge: Homer! There's someone here who can help you...
Homer: Is it Batman?
Marge: No, he's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist?!
Marge: It's not Batman!
Homer: Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!
Marge: HOMER!
Homer: I gotta go Moe my damn weiner kids are listening
Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try
Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. Ohhhh I hate him!
Homer: Lisa, would you like a donut?
Lisa: No thanks. Do you have any fruit?
Homer: This has purple in it. Purple is a fruit
Homer: My dad's a disgrace, just like Bart's dad, me!
Bart Simpson (spelling "Impervious" in a spelling B): I...M...P
Nelson: Ha Ha! Bart is pee!
Ralph Wiggum: I made Bart in my pants!
Burns: I suggest you leave immediately
Homer: Or what? You'll release the dogs or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?
Marge: Homer, is this how you pictured married life?
Homer: Yeah, pretty much, except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.
Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl.
Ralph Wiggum: I'm a boy.
Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up.
Moe: I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff
Marge: (After Homer telling her that he's changed his name to Max Power) I don't want to snuggle with Max Power!
Homer: Nobody snuggles with Max Power, you strap in and feel the cheese!
Homer: From now on, there are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way.
Bart: Isn't that just the wrong way?
Homer: Yeah, but faster!
Milhouse: Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?
Grandpa: Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three.
P.S. I am not a crackpot
Homer: [Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay]
Hee hee! Look at this country! 'You are gay.'
Homer: Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs
Leonard Nimoy: Hello. I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: No.
Carl: Oh no! Homer's going over those falls!
Lenny: Oh good! He snagged that tree branch.
Carl: Oh no! The branch broke off!
Lenny: Oh good! He can grab onto them pointy rocks!
Carl: Oh no! Them pointy rocks broke his arms and legs.
Lenny: Oh good! Those helpful beavers are swimming out to save him!
Carl: Oh no! They're biting him, and stealing his pants!
Homer: I want everyone to know that this is Ned Flanders... my friend!
Lenny: What did he say?
Carl: I dunno. Somethin' about being gay
Homer: [Meeting Aliens] Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!
Quote Rating: 8.9 outta 10 - Vote Now!
Ralph: [whispering] Lisa, what's the answer to number seven?
Lisa: [whispering] Sorry, Ralph. That would defeat the purpose of testing as a means of student evaluation.
Ralph: [pauses] My cat's name is Mittens
Trent: [walking up] The man knows what he likes.
Homer: Just taking care of business.
Trent: If you don't, who will, huh? Trent Steele.
Homer: Homer Si ... uh, Max Power.
Trent: Oh, hey! Great name!
Homer: Yeah, isn't it? I got it off a hair dryer.
Trent: [laughs] I like a man who can poke fun at himself. [looks at his watch] Ooh, hey, my one o'clock cancelled. Eh, you had any lunch?
Homer: Yeah, but I usually have three or four.
Trent: So where to eat? You like Thai?
Homer: Tie good. You like shirt?
Homer: It's true, I'm a Rageaholic.....I just can't live without Rageahol!
Barney: Hello, my name is Barney Gumble, and I'm an alcoholic.
Lisa: Mr Gumble, this is a girl scouts meeting.
Barney: Is it, or is it you girls can't admit that you have a problem
Lenny: Ah, my eye! My doctor said I wasn't supposed to get pudding in it.
Homer: Okay Marge, its your child against my child. The winner will be showered with praise. The loser will be taunted and booed until my throat is sore
Homer: Oh Lisa, there's no record of a hurricane ever hitting Springfield.
Lisa: Yes, but the records only go back to 1978 when the hall of records was mysteriously blown away.
Chief Wiggum: Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city! He is the cancer and I am the ... uh ... what cures cancer?
Bart: There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson.
Homer: Wait, I'm no missionary! I don't even believe in Jebus! Let me out.
Pilot: Sorry, no can do.
Homer: Oh save me Jebus!
Ralph: When i grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar
Homer: When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power ... like God must feel when he's holding a gun.
Homer: That guy impressed me and I am not easily impressed. Wow. A *blue car*.
Homer: No offense Apu, but when they're handing out religions you must be out taking a whizz.
Apu: Mr. Simpson, pay for your purchases and get out...and come again
Duffman: Hey Duff lovers! Does anyone in this bar loooove Duff?
Carl: Hey, it's Duffman!
Lenny: Newsweek said you died of liver failure.
Duffman: Duffman can never die, only the actors who play him. Ooh yeah!
Moe: They think they're so high and mighty, just because they never got caught driving without pants.
Homer: Well crying isn't going to help. Now, you can sit there feeling sorry for yourself or you can eat can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food until your dog comes back, or you can go out there and find your dog.
Bart: You're right.
[Gets up and leaves]
Homer: Rats. I almost had him eating dog food.
Chief Wiggum: Sideshow Bob has no decency. He called me Chief Piggum. (laughs) Oh wait, I get it, he's all right.
Kent Brockman: We win again. But the real winners here are Marge's Hors D'Oeuvres.
Homer: How do you come up with such witty remarks?
[focuses in on ear plug/mic]
Guy in the van: I guess you could say its my racket.
Kent Brockman: I guess you could say I'm Iraqi.
Homer: Get off my property.
Homer: Well, what do you think, Marge? All I need is a title. I was thinking along the lines of... No TV and no beer make Homer something something.
Marge: Go crazy?
Homer: Don't mind if I do!
Barney: Hey, Homer, I'm worried about the beer supply. After this case, and the other case, there's only one case left
Homer: Operator! Give me the number for 911!
Kent Brockman: Scientists say they're also less attractive physically and while we speak in a well-educated manner, they tend to use low-brow expressions like 'oh yeah?' and 'com'ere a minute.'
Homer: Oh yeah? They think they're better than us, huh? Bart! Com'ere a minute.
Bart: You com'ere a minute."
Homer: Oh yeah?
Homer: Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love
Homer: Moe, I need your advice.
Moe: Yeah?
Homer: See, I got this friend named... Joey Jo Jo... Junior... Shabadoo.
Moe: That's the worst name I ever heard.
(Guy runs out of the bar sobbing)
Barney: Hey! Joey Jo Jo!
Homer: I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.
Shellbyville man: Ha, you're stupider than you look!
Homer: Stupider like a Fox!
Homer: Okay, I'm never going to win Father Of The Year. In fact, I'm probably the last guy in the world to have kids... wait, let me rephrase that. I love my kids. I'd do anything for Bart and Lisa.
Judge: And Margaret?
Homer: Who? Lady, you must have the wrong file.
Marge: She's talking about Maggie.
Homer: Oh, Maggie. I've got nothing against Maggie
Homer: I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
Homer: When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and zany, like that movie Spaceballs. But instead it was dark and disturbing. Like that other movie -- Police Academy.
Homer: You're right Marge.. I'll do it.. But if I die during the operation will you do one thing for me?
Marge: Oh, anything sweetheart...
Homer: Blow up the hospital...
Marge: Hmm, I said I'll do it... so I guess I'll have to...
sambãd5
03-06-06, 12:56 PM
your a monster ictoaun
"miss hoover, i ate my pencil"
RoyalBlueStuey
20-10-06, 02:28 PM
*YOU HAVE SELECT...REGACIDE...IF YOU KNOW THE NAME OF THE KING OR QUEEN WHO'S BEEN MURDERED...PRESS ONE*
Bullitt
20-10-06, 04:53 PM
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wigan_rlfc
21-10-06, 02:40 PM
"I should get this car for free because I'm Krusty"
MonoTurd
22-10-06, 12:53 AM
"well this rooster has a beak, and it says "DEATH-a-doodle-do"" - Mr Burns (of course)
An Tarbh
30-10-06, 07:25 PM
Lisa: "It looks like Maggie crawled through the bush, spit up over here and crashed her tricycle into the fence"
Homer: "Er, actually that was me"
Classic Homer.
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Moe: "I think we better make a trip to little Italy"
Homer: "I'll go get our little passports"
woosaah
30-10-06, 08:18 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tllw7mfAbWM...ted&search= (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tllw7mfAbWM&mode=related&search=)
Rugby_Cymru
20-11-06, 09:56 AM
Homer's stuck on the monorail as it speeds around the track.
Marge calls him over the radio
Marge: Homer? Homer?
Homer: Y-ello?
Marge: Homer, there's man here that thinks he can help you.
Homer: Is it Batman?
Marge: No, it's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist.
Marge: It's not Batman!
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After having laid fresh cement, homer gets to work on building a BBQ only to have the box with all the pieces fall into the wet cement.
Homer: Gotta build fast. Cement drying!
HOMER SEES THE INSTRUCTIONS LYING IN THE WET CEMENT AND PICKS IT UP.
Homer: Alright, let's see. Uhh...(pauses to read) English side ruined must use French Instructions. "Le Grille"? What the hell is that?!
sambãd5
24-03-08, 04:33 AM
i know everybody loves the tomacco
"it tastes like grandma" quote by ralph, but anyone catch what cheif wiggam says after he tastes it?
"your right! it does taste like grandma! give me a pack or whatever it comes in" haha
Sir Speedy
24-03-08, 05:17 AM
Oh geez, there' so many!
"Operator, get me Thailand! Tee-I...and so on..." - Homer
"Geez, who ever heard anyone get this upset over religion!" - Homer
*After being dropped into the ocean, along with many others, in a net*
"Hey the net floats. We're saved!" - Homer
"What about the people on the bottom?" - Bart
"They're the greatest heroes of all. Hey, something's clawing at my leg! ...Ok it's stopped." - Homer
"Well, I hope you've learnt your lesson Lisa: never help anyone." - Homer
"I saw this once in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping it's SPEED over fifty, and if it's SPEED dropped, it would explode. I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down." - Homer
"The Sun? That's the hottest place on Earth!" - Homer
"Nineteen." - Dealer
"Hit me." - Homer
"Twenty" - Dealer
"Hit me." - Homer
"Twenty-one." - Dealer
"Hit me." - Homer
"Twenty-two." - Dealer
"D'oh!" - Homer
"Here is an ordinary square.." - Professor Frink
"Whoa whoa, slow down egg-head." - Ralph Wiggum
"Moe I need your advice." - Homer
"Yeh?" - Moe
"See, I've got this friend named...Joey Joe Joe Junior...Shabbadoo." - Homer
"That's the worst name I've ever heard." - Moe
*A depressed guy in the corner of the bar gets up and runs out crying*
"If elected mayor, my first act would be to kill the whole lot of ya and burn your town to cinders!" - Groundskeeper Willy.
"The mic's on." - Attendant, in a whisper
"I know it's on!" - Willy
"Uh-oh, we've drawn Judge Snyder." - Lionel Hutz
"Is that bad?" - Marge
"Well he's had it in for me ever since i kinda ran over his dog." - Hutz
"You did?" - Marge
"Well replace the word 'kinda' with the word 'repeatedly' and the word dog' with 'son'."
:lol:
I like the moment after Burns is pushed out of the window and Homer gets fruit and food from Smithers. And then this:
Lisa: "Did he die?"
Homer: "What am I, a doctor?"
xD The Spanish version is even funnier
Sir Speedy
24-03-08, 06:02 PM
Oh crud, on my Professor Frink one, I meant Chief Wiggum, not Ralph.
D'oh!
Cynewulf
24-03-08, 06:16 PM
Homer: Oh, so they have Internet on computers now!
Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
Reverend Lovejoy: Marge, just about everything’s a sin. [holds up a Bible] Y’ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we’re not supposed to go to the bathroom.
Homer: You don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way.
Cynewulf
24-03-08, 06:27 PM
Homer: "English, who needs that? I'm never going to England"
Homer:"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?"
bokke man
28-03-08, 09:44 AM
My favorite is when they spoof the Flinstones opening scene.
When Homer is driving in his car:
"Simpson. Homer Simpson is the greatest guy in history. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree. YAAHH!"
And sure enough... he does. LOL
Also, when Homer prank-calls Moe:
Homer: Hello, I'd like to speak to a Mr. Snotball, first name Ura.
Moe: Ura Snotball?
Homer: What? How dare you. If I find out who this is, I'll staple a flag to your butt and mail you to Iran.
Here are some more:
Marge: Bart, would you like to say grace?
Bart: Yesum!
[Bart says grace in Latin]
Homer: What the hell was that?
Lisa: Bart's speaking Latin, the language of Plutarc.
Homer: [Homer looks blankly] Micky Mouse's dog?
---
Marge: Homer, what's wrong?
Homer: No beer, and no TV makes Homer something, something...
Marge: Go crazy?
Homer: Don't mind if I do! (he does)
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Marge: Everybody's afraid of something.
Homer: [smugly] Not everybody.
Marge: Sock puppets.
Homer: [shrieks in terror] Where? Where?
---
[reading a sign, "Do Not Touch - Willy"]
Homer: Do not touch Willy. Good advice.
---
carlitos103
06-04-08, 08:35 PM
The best moment is when bart jokes about being a graduate student, and marge says it was only a bad decision
I'am a graduate student :wah: :wall:
Blastab
09-04-08, 11:12 AM
I am the real life moe!
im sure the character is based on me.. ill sue later, but for now ill tell u my fav simpsons moment.
Homer: whats a (guym) gym? oh, a (guym) gym.
mr.writer
12-04-08, 02:39 PM
CPU: "Press any key"
Homer: "Where's the any key?"
or Bob's meeting with the rakes... :cheers:
Skinner: "Let's rock and/or roll!"
madwelshy
19-04-08, 11:16 PM
mine has to be pretty much all the simpsons but one stands out when homer falls down the canyon baging his head & buack up again when airlifted lol falls outa ambulance & back down ...
homers the best
gaslight
09-05-08, 09:03 AM
One of my many favourites is Homer returning to the hospital to give Abe one of his kidneys after chickening out the first time.
Walks up the doors then runs away whimpering, walks back up to them and runs away whimpering, then turns around and sprints through the doors screaming :lol: . Tops.
jackalp
25-05-08, 06:10 AM
"perhaps five bucks would refresh my memory..."
BTait24
19-06-08, 07:44 AM
when homer and bart are fighting in the backyard after homer fails building something and bart gets on top of homer with a caulking gun that says caulk on the side and its shooting white goo into homers mouth
kabezon
07-07-08, 07:32 PM
Homer: Bart, with $10,000 we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!
candybum
08-07-08, 12:28 AM
Exactly... hehe dooooh! lmao
Sir Speedy
08-07-08, 12:32 AM
Probably where Homer is philosophising to Lisa about how man's mind is a constant struggle between good and evil. He then proceeds to think that famous "I am evil Homer!" scene while dancing on good Homer's grave. :D
Friedel'sAccent
08-07-08, 12:57 AM
This is from a really old one, but it's when Homer and Mr. Burns go to Cuba with the trillian dollar bill. They have a meeting with Fidel, who asks if he can see the bill. When he goes to take it, Mr. Burns says "Now, now, look with your eyes, not your hands."
Homer then leans over and whispers, "Mr. Burns, I think we can trust the president of Cuba..."
^ "Hehe.. now, give it back"
"Give what back?"
"Ooooh...."
I like the one where Bart plays the prank call on Tobias, the Aussie kid, and they wind up in OZ.
"Quick, throw your throwing stick! (boomerang)
"Oh no... IT'S COMING BACK!"
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