For talking rot.

**lucky number 7** · 19-05-11, 09:07 PM

Sometimes this place could go devoid of any decent debate, banter or news for a considerable time...I would like to dedicate a thread to just talking shite about anything.

To get the ball rolling ..I find Megan Fox to be decidedly overrated.

And Gavin Henson

**TRF_Olyy** · 19-05-11, 09:09 PM

Originally Posted by lucky number 7

To get the ball rolling ..I find Megan Fox to be decidedly overrated.

I concurr,
I'd also like to add that Eva Mendes looks like a man in a wig (as does Fergie)

**Teh Mite** · 20-05-11, 07:19 AM

Originally Posted by TRF_Olyy

I'd also like to add that Eva Mendes looks like a man in a wig

Eva Mendes looks like a man WITH CRACKING TITS in a wig

**lucky number 7** · 19-05-11, 09:12 PM

Ten Points to Olyy..Theres a far more attractive version of Eva Mendes working in my local swimming pool.... Thursday nights...strangely it the only night myself and the lads ever go to the gym...

**Feicarsinn** · 19-05-11, 09:14 PM

Megan Fox is indeed a tad overrated.

So..... yeah. Built a catapult yesterday, that was fun.

**lucky number 7** · 19-05-11, 09:16 PM

Originally Posted by Feicarsinn

Megan Fox is indeed a tad overrated.

So..... yeah. Built a catapult yesterday, that was fun.

Really ? what type ? one of the old seige engines ? or just a run of the mill take out someones eye by accident ones ?

**Feicarsinn** · 19-05-11, 09:28 PM

Originally Posted by lucky number 7

Really ? what type ? one of the old seige engines ? or just a run of the mill take out someones eye by accident ones ?

Well it's made of wood. That's pretty medieval. Range is good too I'll post a pic tomorrow.

Originally Posted by Olyy

As an aside I will offer all of the money in my left pocket (which comes to over 7p) to anyone who wants to take my Vertebrate Zoology exam tomorrow,
Three essay questions (out of a choice of five) in two hours at 2pm

More than seven pence.
MORE THAN SEVEN.

Talk to me.

Sorry Olyy, I opted out of Biology after like two lectures.

**TRF_Olyy** · 19-05-11, 09:15 PM

Thought I saw an Irishman come flying over Aber the other day, one of your test subjects I presume?

**Feicarsinn** · 19-05-11, 09:16 PM

Aye, it's amazing where you can get your mates to sit after a few tins.

**TRF_Olyy** · 19-05-11, 09:22 PM

As an aside I will offer all of the money in my left pocket (which comes to over 7p) to anyone who wants to take my Vertebrate Zoology exam tomorrow,
Three essay questions (out of a choice of five) in two hours at 2pm

More than seven pence.
MORE THAN SEVEN.

Talk to me.

**lucky number 7** · 19-05-11, 10:03 PM

Originally Posted by TRF_Olyy

As an aside I will offer all of the money in my left pocket (which comes to over 7p) to anyone who wants to take my Vertebrate Zoology exam tomorrow,
Three essay questions (out of a choice of five) in two hours at 2pm

More than seven pence.
MORE THAN SEVEN.

Talk to me.

A certain rugby player rhymes with this

**Feicarsinn** · 19-05-11, 10:07 PM

Originally Posted by lucky number 7

A certain rugby player rhymes with this

Heh, clever.

**best_fullback** · 19-05-11, 10:14 PM

Originally Posted by TRF_Olyy

As an aside I will offer all of the money in my left pocket (which comes to over 7p) to anyone who wants to take my Vertebrate Zoology exam tomorrow,
Three essay questions (out of a choice of five) in two hours at 2pm.

Swap it for an exam on the prejudice of the Gender Recognition Act 2004 towards transsexual athletes and how actionable torts work in sport? Or an exam with two essays on the admissibility on a defendants bad character in criminal trials, with the spice of a problem question of deducing when a previous consistent statement can be adduced to a trial? If you don't fancy that I can offer you the chance to analyse the Equality Act 2010, discuss sex discrimination, and have a right royal time seeing if someone has been made redundant, resigned or has been wrongfully dismissed?

Vertebrates are things with spines yeah?...

**lucky number 7** · 19-05-11, 10:18 PM

Originally Posted by best_fullback

Vertebrates are things with spines yeah?...

Well PDivvy is a vertebrate ...whether he has a spine is another matter entirely.

**TRF_Darwin** · 19-05-11, 10:19 PM

Originally Posted by TRF_Olyy

As an aside I will offer all of the money in my left pocket (which comes to over 7p) to anyone who wants to take my Vertebrate Zoology exam tomorrow,
Three essay questions (out of a choice of five) in two hours at 2pm

More than seven pence.
MORE THAN SEVEN.

Talk to me.

I'd be tempted... sounds like a fun exam. However there is a slight logistical issue, given I'm more than 24,000km away. Though it is almost worth it for 7 of your British pennies....

**lucky number 7** · 19-05-11, 10:09 PM

Todd Clever?

**Feicarsinn** · 19-05-11, 10:11 PM

Ugh. And you were doing so well.

**lucky number 7** · 19-05-11, 10:14 PM

Left me with nothing on that one.....

**TRF_Olyy** · 19-05-11, 10:28 PM

I should've added that I won't cover transport.

An example of a question would be (from a past paper) :
"A crocodile sees a zebra crossing a river. The crocodile chases the zebra, kills it and eats it. Describe the sensory and neurological pathways and mechanisms, from initial perception of the zebra to its digestion. Include details of relevant pathways, brain regions, divisions of the nervous system and neurotransmitters."

Really not feeling it at all =/

**best_fullback** · 19-05-11, 10:34 PM

Originally Posted by TRF_Olyy

I should've added that I won't cover transport.

An example of a question would be (from a past paper) :
"A crocodile sees a zebra crossing a river. The crocodile chases the zebra, kills it and eats it. Describe the sensory and neurological pathways and mechanisms, from initial perception of the zebra to its digestion. Include details of relevant pathways, brain regions, divisions of the nervous system and neurotransmitters."

Really not feeling it at all =/

Well if you're really not feeling up for it there is always possibility to bomb and be held in the realm of awful exams answers, with such standards as:

and

and of course:

**lucky number 7** · 19-05-11, 10:35 PM

Originally Posted by TRF_Olyy

I should've added that I won't cover transport.

An example of a question would be (from a past paper) :
"A crocodile sees a zebra crossing a river. The crocodile chases the zebra, kills it and eats it. Describe the sensory and neurological pathways and mechanisms, from initial perception of the zebra to its digestion. Include details of relevant pathways, brain regions, divisions of the nervous system and neurotransmitters."

Really not feeling it at all =/

Thats ****ing awesome....That essay really seems interesting..but a bit of a bother to actually do I reckon.

Lads...arts History and Geography next year...13 hours a week...sorted.

**TRF_Olyy** · 19-05-11, 10:42 PM

Originally Posted by lucky number 7

Thats ****ing awesome....That essay really seems interesting..but a bit of a bother to actually do I reckon.

Aye, it's one of the ones where you read it and think "Yeah, that's sounds alright" then you have to try and remember the names of the different parts of the brain that control the different responses, the difference nerve pathways, the inner workings of the digestive system, and locomotary system, the senses
It's a right ball ache.

That's it? I didn't know this was a primary school exam!

Yup, if I pass this I get to move up to Year 4 and will officially be a "Junior"

My exam this morning I had to colour in the "triangle" "red"
Aced it.

(triangle is the pointy one, yeah?)

**lucky number 7** · 19-05-11, 10:44 PM

Originally Posted by TRF_Olyy

(triangle is the pointy one, yeah?)

No m'boy...that would be your penis...

**King_D'Arcy** · 19-05-11, 10:47 PM

Originally Posted by TRF_Olyy

Yup, if I pass this I get to move up to Year 4 and will officially be a "Junior"

My exam this morning I had to colour in the "triangle" "red"
Aced it.

(triangle is the pointy one, yeah?)

No! You have failed your triangle exam and will be demoted to year 2

**Seaton** · 21-05-11, 11:43 AM

Originally Posted by TRF_Olyy

Aye, it's one of the ones where you read it and think "Yeah, that's sounds alright" then you have to try and remember the names of the different parts of the brain that control the different responses, the difference nerve pathways, the inner workings of the digestive system, and locomotary system, the senses

Whats that part of the brain that makes crocdiles angry?
Or alligators for that matter.

Hmmmmm, what about a religion vs. science debate, any takers?

**TRF_nickdnz** · 21-05-11, 02:47 PM

Originally Posted by LordHope

Whats that part of the brain that makes crocdiles angry?
Or alligators for that matter.

Hmmmmm, what about a religion vs. science debate, any takers?

Well, if your "water boy" it's the Medulla Oblongata, however it includes the entire orbitofrontal cortex.

**King_D'Arcy** · 19-05-11, 10:37 PM

Originally Posted by TRF_Olyy

I should've added that I won't cover transport.

An example of a question would be (from a past paper) :
"A crocodile sees a zebra crossing a river. The crocodile chases the zebra, kills it and eats it. Describe the sensory and neurological pathways and mechanisms, from initial perception of the zebra to its digestion. Include details of relevant pathways, brain regions, divisions of the nervous system and neurotransmitters."

Really not feeling it at all =/

That's it? I didn't know this was a primary school exam!

**TRF_Darwin** · 19-05-11, 10:43 PM

Originally Posted by TRF_Olyy

I should've added that I won't cover transport.

An example of a question would be (from a past paper) :
"A crocodile sees a zebra crossing a river. The crocodile chases the zebra, kills it and eats it. Describe the sensory and neurological pathways and mechanisms, from initial perception of the zebra to its digestion. Include details of relevant pathways, brain regions, divisions of the nervous system and neurotransmitters."

To start with the Crocodile is like "look at that pretty zebra", then it's like "I'm hungry", then it's like "I know, I'll eat that Zebra", then it's like "damn, that Zebra swims fast", then it's like "YES, caught it", then it's like "YUM, YUM Zebra", then it's like "I'm full now, I will leave the rest for someone else to eat", then it's like "I'm tired, I will sleep now".

Would that answer do? I'm available to come over if you need me!

Seriously, I'm glad I didn't do many undergrad Zoology papers if they have questions like that!

**Feicarsinn** · 19-05-11, 10:29 PM

Best thing about physics is the lack of essays. Worst thing being that feeling you get when you stare at the page and realise that you know nothing

**TRF_Olyy** · 19-05-11, 10:30 PM

My brother did Physics at university....I don't envy you one bit

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