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That's why the sea is salty.
Oooh, look at me, I've got a blowhole. I weigh 30 tons. I can eat 4,500lbs of krill a day.
Arrogant idiots.
It should be an International Law that harpooning these is illegal in any waters....Originally Posted by lucky number 7
Parody thread...win
is that you paddies master plan to have giant backs???
Humpbacks.
Speaking of which....
Yes, Yep our new outhalf...Ronan O'Rca
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Tommy Bowhead.
Alun Whale Jones
Paddy NarWhallace.
After it's eaten is it called Krill-ex?
Oooh, look at me, I've got a blowhole. I weigh 30 tons. I can eat 4,500lbs of krill a day.
Arrogant idiots.
OSPREYS CALL TO ARMS: "As the Good Lord said, love thy neighbour as thyself. Unless he's a Turk, in which case KILL THE BASTARD!!!"
Whale whale whale what do we have here...
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Sean O SEIn
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This is a thread without porpoise....
Sweet ...awesome DJ
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Woah woah woah woah.
Let's all take a step back here.
Did you just say Skrillex is....awesome?!
For the sake of the thread.
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Big Jonah always did well against Whales.
Captain Ahab less so.
This thread reminds me of the Derek and Clive sketch "endangered species". "We don't need an H, we've got a prince"
skrillex is shit.
Luciano ORCAra
The Book: It is important to note that suddenly, and against all probability, a Sperm Whale had been called into existence, several miles above the surface of an alien planet and since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity. This is what it thought, as it fell:
The Whale: Ahhh! Woooh! What's happening? Who am I? Why am I here? What's my purpose in life? What do I mean by who am I? Okay okay, calm down calm down get a grip now. Ooh, this is an interesting sensation. What is it? Its a sort of tingling in my... well I suppose I better start finding names for things. Lets call it a... tail! Yeah! Tail! And hey, what's this roaring sound, whooshing past what I'm suddenly gonna call my head? Wind! Is that a good name? It'll do. Yeah, this is really exciting. I'm dizzy with anticipation! Or is it the wind? There's an awful lot of that now isn't it? And what's this thing coming toward me very fast? So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like 'Ow', 'Ownge', 'Round', 'Ground'! That's it! Ground! Ha! I wonder if it'll be friends with me? Hello Ground!
[dies]
"The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move"
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A million times yes!
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I heard a good saying on Radio 1 about Skrillex.
Skrillex is to Dubstep, what Nickelback are to Rock Music. Thats up for individual interpretation of course, because personally I actually like both artists - I like it when things are just Big and OTT :P :P
Funny thread, couldn't really think of a "whale" joke. I'm not that funny, but I do like to laugh so thank u thread and contributors
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You can take the boy out of the Amman Valley, but you can't take the Amman Valley outta the boy
No whale jokes? A good whale joke can be a killer.
I feel like a Willy now.
"The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move"
2010's Most Underrated
2012's Best Signature
Rather a Free Willy than a Moby Dick.
I know a few killer whale jokes...
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Dude, youre like 3 hours late with that. Shamu on you
"The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move"
2010's Most Underrated
2012's Best Signature
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