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<blockquote data-quote="Bullitt" data-source="post: 160616"><p>A list of 50 different things that girls wish guys knew - And how we would respond</p><p></p><p>1. When you see a girl with huge knockers, do not go "Damn!" and then laugh appreciatively to yourself - we can hear you.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">- Yeah, you were supposed to!</span></p><p></p><p>2. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">- Whenever possible, please remember this fact when I'm watching Die Hard, the Rugby etc.</span></p><p></p><p>3. If you don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">- You want us to act like Grant Mitchell? What?</span></p><p></p><p>4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">- Christmas, Easter, Bank Holidays, This seasons Fixture list... What's missing?</span></p><p></p><p>5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">- Even at 4 in the mornig?</span></p><p></p><p>6. Just because you L the C doesn't mean we have to S the D.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">- Just because we E the M doesn't mean you have to spend it all.</span></p><p></p><p>7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">- This is how we see it... Don't call = We're out on the **** with our mates.</span></p><p></p><p>8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">- Sorry, while out on the **** I met another bird. She didn't have a fat ass.</span></p><p></p><p>9. We like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">- We like you to be loyal... Getting off with some other bloke is not necessary.</span></p><p></p><p>10. Putting things in our butt does not turn us on.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">- Oh, really? You didn't say that in private.</span></p><p></p><p>11. Return favors: we massage, you massage; we shave, you shave (and not just your face).</p><p></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">- Funny you should mention <em>my</em> face...</span></p><p></p><p>12. Foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">- So is my dinner.</span></p><p></p><p>13. We're allowed to be late . . . you are not.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">We're allowed to leave with another chick before you turn up.</span></p><p></p><p>14. Eye contact is key.</p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">- Don't put your ***s on display then.</span></p><p></p><p>15. Don't take longer to get ready than we do.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">- Sorry sweetheart, if your man takes longer to get ready to get ready then we do, he's gay. Deal with it.</span></p><p></p><p>16. Laugh at our jokes.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">- Tell a funny one then.</span></p><p></p><p>17. Three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">- Tell me, how many men have you slept with?</span></p><p></p><p>18. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">- No love, you're still stalkers. </span></p><p></p><p>19. We never have to wonder if your orgasm was real.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">We never have to care if your orgasm was real.</span></p><p></p><p>20. Do not start with us. You will not win... not kidding .. we ALWAYS win</p><p></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">- Crying doesn't constitute winning.</span></p><p></p><p>21. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? We didn't think so.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">- Spent all his money on her then had her bite his head off? I'd feel sorry for the poor bugger.</span></p><p></p><p>22. If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">- Yeah, right.</span></p><p></p><p>23. We will never have enough clothes or shoes! Ever!</p><p></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">- You would if your ass didn't keep growing.</span></p><p></p><p>24. We have an excuse to act *****y at least once a month. Come on guys...most of you have more PMS then us girls..</p><p></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">- We have to deal with a *****y female once a month.</span></p><p></p><p>25. Open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car. I know it seems like a lot but is it that hard?</p><p></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">- I'll open the front door for you any time you like.</span></p><p></p><p>26. We love surprises!</p><p></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">- Please see Rule 10.</span></p><p></p><p>27. We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">- We like a BJ without losing an inch.</span></p><p></p><p>28.Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">- A little is all you ever do.</span></p><p></p><p>29. Boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometiems . . . NEVER whitey-tighties, NEVER!</p><p></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">- French knickers and Thongs sometimes... NEVER big pants!</span></p><p></p><p>30. Clean your room before we come over.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">- No</span></p><p></p><p>31. Always brush your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity plus we do the same for you.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">- Always wash your crotch before you expect us to take a trip down there... </span></p><p></p><p>32. When we use our teeth it means that you suck at going down on us, so we are just returning the favor.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">- Have a wash and we may be willing to keep our heads down there longer.</span></p><p></p><p>33. Even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">- Oh really?</span></p><p></p><p>34. Sometimes even when you think we hate you, we don't, we just want you to apologize so we can be allowed to love you again</p><p></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">- Appologise for something you did?</span></p><p></p><p>35. Don't act hard around your friends because I won't make you hard tonight. AKA don't be an ass</p><p></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">- Don't act like a slapper around your friends AKA Don't be a slut.</span></p><p></p><p>36. Sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!"</p><p></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">- Wish you'd learn that one.</span></p><p></p><p>37. "Wife Beaters" are not an adequate form of fashion.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">- Maybe not, but occasionally it's a tempting pass time.</span></p><p></p><p>38. If we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn star not your girlfriend.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">- And after going off and sleeping with my best mate, you're about to become an internet porn star! Congratulations!</span></p><p></p><p>39. Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isn't right.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">- Look, We can't help it... Halle Berrys ***s are so much better then yours, we only just realised what we're missing.</span></p><p></p><p>40. Don't let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough!!!!!</p><p></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">- Don't make me kick your ex-boyfriend in the ******** for turning up at my house at 3am</span></p><p></p><p>41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">- Only a child sees birthdays as anything but a countdown timer until they're dead. Get over it.</span></p><p></p><p>42. Guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman.</p><p></p><p>- So that's why you keep a 10" rampant rabbit in your knicker drawer?</p><p></p><p>43. "Fat Chicks" have feelings too--all chicks have feelings.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">- But not enough common sense not to wear hotpants.</span></p><p></p><p>44. Silent treatment + shoulder shrugs + tears + yelling + nasty looks = YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!</p><p></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">- Such as breath.</span></p><p></p><p>45. If you are not a good dancer, please be self-aware.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">- Don't keep whinging at us too then.</span></p><p></p><p>46. Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waiting by the phone.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">- Just because our phone is turned off doesn't mean we're not sleeping with your sister.</span></p><p></p><p>47. You don't have to spend a lot, if it means a lot.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">- Because you can do all the spending for us, I'm sure.</span></p><p></p><p>48. Don't say you love me if you don't mean it.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">- Don't bribe me into saying it for sex then.</span></p><p></p><p>49. Don't lie to us . . . we will catch you...eventually we always catch you.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">- So, how many men have you slept with?</span></p><p></p><p>50. When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends knows everything about you. </p><p></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">- Trust me, she probably already knew.</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Bullitt, post: 160616"] A list of 50 different things that girls wish guys knew - And how we would respond 1. When you see a girl with huge knockers, do not go "Damn!" and then laugh appreciatively to yourself - we can hear you. [color=#ff0000]- Yeah, you were supposed to![/color] 2. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. [color=#ff0000]- Whenever possible, please remember this fact when I'm watching Die Hard, the Rugby etc.[/color] 3. If you don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models. [color=#ff0000]- You want us to act like Grant Mitchell? What?[/color] 4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar. [color=#ff0000]- Christmas, Easter, Bank Holidays, This seasons Fixture list... What's missing?[/color] 5. There is no such thing as too much spooning. [color=#ff0000]- Even at 4 in the mornig?[/color] 6. Just because you L the C doesn't mean we have to S the D. [color=#ff0000]- Just because we E the M doesn't mean you have to spend it all.[/color] 7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care. [color=#ff0000]- This is how we see it... Don't call = We're out on the **** with our mates.[/color] 8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint. [color=#ff0000]- Sorry, while out on the **** I met another bird. She didn't have a fat ass.[/color] 9. We like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary. [color=#ff0000]- We like you to be loyal... Getting off with some other bloke is not necessary.[/color] 10. Putting things in our butt does not turn us on. [color=#ff0000]- Oh, really? You didn't say that in private.[/color] 11. Return favors: we massage, you massage; we shave, you shave (and not just your face). [color=#ff0000]- Funny you should mention [i]my[/i] face...[/color] 12. Foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite. [color=#ff0000]- So is my dinner.[/color] 13. We're allowed to be late . . . you are not. [color=#ff0000]We're allowed to leave with another chick before you turn up.[/color] 14. Eye contact is key. [color=#ff0000] - Don't put your ***s on display then.[/color] 15. Don't take longer to get ready than we do. [color=#ff0000]- Sorry sweetheart, if your man takes longer to get ready to get ready then we do, he's gay. Deal with it.[/color] 16. Laugh at our jokes. [color=#ff0000]- Tell a funny one then.[/color] 17. Three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty. [color=#ff0000]- Tell me, how many men have you slept with?[/color] 18. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers. [color=#ff0000]- No love, you're still stalkers. [/color] 19. We never have to wonder if your orgasm was real. [color=#ff0000]We never have to care if your orgasm was real.[/color] 20. Do not start with us. You will not win... not kidding .. we ALWAYS win [color=#ff0000]- Crying doesn't constitute winning.[/color] 21. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? We didn't think so. [color=#ff0000]- Spent all his money on her then had her bite his head off? I'd feel sorry for the poor bugger.[/color] 22. If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way. [color=#ff0000]- Yeah, right.[/color] 23. We will never have enough clothes or shoes! Ever! [color=#ff0000]- You would if your ass didn't keep growing.[/color] 24. We have an excuse to act *****y at least once a month. Come on guys...most of you have more PMS then us girls.. [color=#ff0000]- We have to deal with a *****y female once a month.[/color] 25. Open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car. I know it seems like a lot but is it that hard? [color=#ff0000]- I'll open the front door for you any time you like.[/color] 26. We love surprises! [color=#ff0000]- Please see Rule 10.[/color] 27. We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue. [color=#ff0000]- We like a BJ without losing an inch.[/color] 28.Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most. [color=#ff0000]- A little is all you ever do.[/color] 29. Boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometiems . . . NEVER whitey-tighties, NEVER! [color=#ff0000]- French knickers and Thongs sometimes... NEVER big pants![/color] 30. Clean your room before we come over. [color=#ff0000]- No[/color] 31. Always brush your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity plus we do the same for you. [color=#ff0000]- Always wash your crotch before you expect us to take a trip down there... [/color] 32. When we use our teeth it means that you suck at going down on us, so we are just returning the favor. [color=#ff0000]- Have a wash and we may be willing to keep our heads down there longer.[/color] 33. Even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are. [color=#ff0000]- Oh really?[/color] 34. Sometimes even when you think we hate you, we don't, we just want you to apologize so we can be allowed to love you again [color=#ff0000]- Appologise for something you did?[/color] 35. Don't act hard around your friends because I won't make you hard tonight. AKA don't be an ass [color=#ff0000]- Don't act like a slapper around your friends AKA Don't be a slut.[/color] 36. Sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!" [color=#ff0000]- Wish you'd learn that one.[/color] 37. "Wife Beaters" are not an adequate form of fashion. [color=#ff0000]- Maybe not, but occasionally it's a tempting pass time.[/color] 38. If we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn star not your girlfriend. [color=#ff0000]- And after going off and sleeping with my best mate, you're about to become an internet porn star! Congratulations![/color] 39. Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isn't right. [color=#ff0000]- Look, We can't help it... Halle Berrys ***s are so much better then yours, we only just realised what we're missing.[/color] 40. Don't let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough!!!!! [color=#ff0000]- Don't make me kick your ex-boyfriend in the ******** for turning up at my house at 3am[/color] 41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays. [color=#ff0000]- Only a child sees birthdays as anything but a countdown timer until they're dead. Get over it.[/color] 42. Guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman. - So that's why you keep a 10" rampant rabbit in your knicker drawer? 43. "Fat Chicks" have feelings too--all chicks have feelings. [color=#ff0000]- But not enough common sense not to wear hotpants.[/color] 44. Silent treatment + shoulder shrugs + tears + yelling + nasty looks = YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG! [color=#ff0000]- Such as breath.[/color] 45. If you are not a good dancer, please be self-aware. [color=#ff0000]- Don't keep whinging at us too then.[/color] 46. Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waiting by the phone. [color=#ff0000]- Just because our phone is turned off doesn't mean we're not sleeping with your sister.[/color] 47. You don't have to spend a lot, if it means a lot. [color=#ff0000]- Because you can do all the spending for us, I'm sure.[/color] 48. Don't say you love me if you don't mean it. [color=#ff0000]- Don't bribe me into saying it for sex then.[/color] 49. Don't lie to us . . . we will catch you...eventually we always catch you. [color=#ff0000]- So, how many men have you slept with?[/color] 50. When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends knows everything about you. [color=#ff0000]- Trust me, she probably already knew.[/color] [/QUOTE]
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