6 Nations 'rap' up

Discussion in 'The Clubhouse Bar' started by THE CHIROPRACTOR101, Mar 20, 2006.

  1. (intro)
    yo yo..why all these wiggaz front mayn?...

    i needa settle this mayn..drop da beat yo...


    verse 1:
    yo check it...
    this rap onslaught is aimed at tha 6nations..ya wit me?
    coz there skills are half fake and half **** like jonah lomus kidneys
    who these clowns trying to impress,they all liers
    coz ab's killed france and italy...and look what they did to tha lions...
    british lions came to new zealand with a few million players
    and we beat they ass with a bunch of pacific island overstayers
    tana slam dunked o'driscoll thru tha grass,almost broke his neck
    2months later,starts crying "i wanna apology or im not gonna b his fwend"
    fair nuff...you got dumped "accidently"...one would think
    coz this is a rugby game ya dork..its not "tidley winks"..
    enuff of the irish...i watch as they play tha ab's..see how tha game goes?..
    still trynna search for that gold on tha otha side of tha rainbow..hahhaa
    i wont dwell too much on the welsh..coz i like tha 'graham henry' sort
    sure maa nonu wears makeup..but tha english selected henry paul?...bwhahahha
    that punk wouldnt cut it in 3rd division rugby down here
    all that time spent playin league in england..hangin around queers
    nuff of that..blah blah england are world cup champions,we aint failures
    look at history northerners..we have a won it so has sth africa and australia
    trinations are superior..just check out tha stats and tha figures
    while tha scots drop there quilts and reveal there pink nickers
    i aint forget about you guys..your just tha worst
    you had appeal back then..but not now...just like fred durst..(hahaha wigga)
    and i feel sorry for italy..they just lack any ability..
    infact i think atheletically mini-me has more agility
    as for france...i seem to remember one beautiful november
    where we turned ya tight 5 into an old scrum machine and burnt it to embers
    if the french rugby team had a board meeting..and quiting was tha agenda
    then ya whole tight five would be first class members...hahahahha
    now since 2003 tha scheme has changed quite drastically
    new coaches for tah abs,new mindframe..tha makings of a classic team
    tha lions failed,france failed...england,scotland..ireland couldnt push there luck
    sure at previous world cups we choked,i guarentee in 07 everyone else will suck
    ya know who owns europe now..and this is thats teams anthem
    we beaten all of ya..so logically..new zealand are tha 6nations champions

    yeh dats right dawg...WHUT?....WESTERN SIIIDDDEEE!!!

    (outro)..(mack 10 and uzis spraying...european accents are heard mumbling)

    - the end

    by tha CHIRO 'RAPTOR

    from tha idiotically acclaimed rap song..."swing low...sweet lawn mower"


    ahem.....i have a good point ya know....anyone wants to challenge my theory on new zealand and there champion status over europe..please feel free to conversate with me and my intellllectuallite mindless..uhh..brain thing

    now everyone...dance with kaftka

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  3. nik

    nik Guest

    LOL...classic stuff chiro...gotta agree with your logic
  4. kaftka

    kaftka Guest

    That was brilliant.
  5. The TRUTH

    The TRUTH Guest

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    This must be pinned
  6. pretty gud fo half an hours worth of creative writing.....

    i cant see my otha topics ive posted here...some re'tarbh must of deleted them...coz i remember readin st.helens post sayin .."this is what we need here...some thing fresh.."...then sum poofball ends up deletin it which prolly be like this topic..

    surely st hellz..didnt delete it..ya not a contradictor are you st helens?..

    musta been some otha re'tarbh then
  7. kaftka

    kaftka Guest

    Don't want to spoil your bait, but here and here and here....
  8. and youre point is re'tarbh!?!
  9. Nigga WHAT! that was good.
  10. i dont see any northerners replying....must b really grouchy..or tha truth must really hurt

  11. Serge

    Serge Guest

    Gold!! :cheers:
  12. DonBilly

    DonBilly Guest

    I'd like to listen it although Rap music has never sound attractive to my ears. I'm pretty sure this would be very humourous.
  13. Bullitt

    Bullitt Guest

    Nah, it's just because rap is for queers.
  14. kaftka

    kaftka Guest

    Take that heavily hip-hop/graffiti style influenced font out of your sig, then we'll talk...

    ....And rap isn't for queers.... That's a silly thing to say.
  15. Lol. Rap only puts out an image of macho built balckmen with guns n hos. Very queer I'm sure. Although it projects a pretty negative image of the music, most mainstream rap, RnB, hip hop etc. is far from queer.
  16. it is?... :eek: ...well it makes perfect sense

    seeing that europeans are the largest consumers of rap/hiphop music...must mean that a good majority of europeans are homosexuals!!!..

    ur a genius termite...now i know why you europeans "suck" at rugby hahahhaha...

    and on that note...termite..go eat some wood hahahhahaha :lol:
  17. kaftka

    kaftka Guest

    That's the cleverest thing you have ever said. Great stuff...
  18. i know...hes just been the latest victim

    who else wants to join?
  19. toup

    toup Guest

    Give this man a record deal!

    They will let you out of your cell for recording right?!

    Good stuff, even as an Englishman I managed to laugh at that... and we've not exactly got much to be happy about!
  20. DonBilly

    DonBilly Guest

    Sorry I don't understand what you meant exactly. Teh Mite was victim of what? Your continuous bashing game?
  21. that shizzled my wizzle to my mizzle the dizzle.

    (i think)
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