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THE CHIROPRACTOR101

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yo yo..why all these wiggaz front mayn?...

i needa settle this mayn..drop da beat yo...


:bana:

verse 1:
yo check it...
this rap onslaught is aimed at tha 6nations..ya wit me?
coz there skills are half fake and half **** like jonah lomus kidneys
who these clowns trying to impress,they all liers
coz ab's killed france and italy...and look what they did to tha lions...
british lions came to new zealand with a few million players
and we beat they ass with a bunch of pacific island overstayers
tana slam dunked o'driscoll thru tha grass,almost broke his neck
2months later,starts crying "i wanna apology or im not gonna b his fwend"
fair nuff...you got dumped "accidently"...one would think
coz this is a rugby game ya dork..its not "tidley winks"..
enuff of the irish...i watch as they play tha ab's..see how tha game goes?..
still trynna search for that gold on tha otha side of tha rainbow..hahhaa
i wont dwell too much on the welsh..coz i like tha 'graham henry' sort
sure maa nonu wears makeup..but tha english selected henry paul?...bwhahahha
that punk wouldnt cut it in 3rd division rugby down here
all that time spent playin league in england..hangin around queers
nuff of that..blah blah england are world cup champions,we aint failures
look at history northerners..we have a won it so has sth africa and australia
trinations are superior..just check out tha stats and tha figures
while tha scots drop there quilts and reveal there pink nickers
i aint forget about you guys..your just tha worst
you had appeal back then..but not now...just like fred durst..(hahaha wigga)
and i feel sorry for italy..they just lack any ability..
infact i think atheletically mini-me has more agility
as for france...i seem to remember one beautiful november
where we turned ya tight 5 into an old scrum machine and burnt it to embers
if the french rugby team had a board meeting..and quiting was tha agenda
then ya whole tight five would be first class members...hahahahha
now since 2003 tha scheme has changed quite drastically
new coaches for tah abs,new mindframe..tha makings of a classic team
tha lions failed,france failed...england,scotland..ireland couldnt push there luck
sure at previous world cups we choked,i guarentee in 07 everyone else will suck
ya know who owns europe now..and this is thats teams anthem
we beaten all of ya..so logically..new zealand are tha 6nations champions

yeh dats right dawg...WHUT?....WESTERN SIIIDDDEEE!!!

(outro)..(mack 10 and uzis spraying...european accents are heard mumbling)

- the end

by tha CHIRO 'RAPTOR

from tha idiotically acclaimed rap song..."swing low...sweet lawn mower"


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ahem.....i have a good point ya know....anyone wants to challenge my theory on new zealand and there champion status over europe..please feel free to conversate with me and my intellllectuallite mindless..uhh..brain thing

now everyone...dance with kaftka

:bana:
 
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The TRUTH

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

This must be pinned
 
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THE CHIROPRACTOR101

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pretty gud fo half an hours worth of creative writing.....

i cant see my otha topics ive posted here...some re'tarbh must of deleted them...coz i remember readin st.helens post sayin .."this is what we need here...some thing fresh.."...then sum poofball ends up deletin it which prolly be like this topic..

surely st hellz..didnt delete it..ya not a contradictor are you st helens?..

musta been some otha re'tarbh then
 
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kaftka

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Originally posted by THE CHIROPRACTOR101@Mar 21 2006, 02:31 AM
pretty gud fo half an hours worth of creative writing.....

i cant see my otha topics ive posted here...some re'tarbh must of deleted them...coz i remember readin st.helens post sayin .."this is what we need here...some thing fresh.."...then sum poofball ends up deletin it which prolly be like this topic..

surely st hellz..didnt delete it..ya not a contradictor are you st helens?..

musta been some otha re'tarbh then
Don't want to spoil your bait, but here and here and here....
 
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THE CHIROPRACTOR101

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i dont see any northerners replying....must b really grouchy..or tha truth must really hurt




hahahhahahahahha
 
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DonBilly

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Originally posted by THE CHIROPRACTOR101@Mar 21 2006, 10:32 AM
i dont see any northerners replying....must b really grouchy..or tha truth must really hurt




hahahhahahahahha
I'd like to listen it although Rap music has never sound attractive to my ears. I'm pretty sure this would be very humourous.
 
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Bullitt

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Originally posted by THE CHIROPRACTOR101@Mar 21 2006, 09:32 AM
i dont see any northerners replying....must b really grouchy..or tha truth must really hurt
Nah, it's just because rap is for queers.
 
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kaftka

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Originally posted by Teh Mite+Mar 22 2006, 07:38 AM-->
<!--QuoteBegin-THE CHIROPRACTOR101
@Mar 21 2006, 09:32 AM
i dont see any northerners replying....must b really grouchy..or tha truth must really hurt
Nah, it's just because rap is for queers. [/b]
Take that heavily hip-hop/graffiti style influenced font out of your sig, then we'll talk...


....And rap isn't for queers.... That's a silly thing to say.
 
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Canadian_Rugby_Guy

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Lol. Rap only puts out an image of macho built balckmen with guns n hos. Very queer I'm sure. Although it projects a pretty negative image of the music, most mainstream rap, RnB, hip hop etc. is far from queer.
 
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THE CHIROPRACTOR101

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Originally posted by Teh Mite+Mar 22 2006, 06:38 AM-->
<!--QuoteBegin-THE CHIROPRACTOR101
@Mar 21 2006, 09:32 AM
i dont see any northerners replying....must b really grouchy..or tha truth must really hurt
Nah, it's just because rap is for queers. [/b]
it is?... :eek: ...well it makes perfect sense

seeing that europeans are the largest consumers of rap/hiphop music...must mean that a good majority of europeans are homosexuals!!!..

ur a genius termite...now i know why you europeans "suck" at rugby hahahhaha...


and on that note...termite..go eat some wood hahahhahaha :lol:
 
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kaftka

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Originally posted by THE CHIROPRACTOR101@Mar 22 2006, 03:17 PM
and on that note...termite..go eat some wood hahahhahaha :lol:
That's the cleverest thing you have ever said. Great stuff...
 
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toup

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Give this man a record deal!

They will let you out of your cell for recording right?!

Good stuff, even as an Englishman I managed to laugh at that... and we've not exactly got much to be happy about!
 
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DonBilly

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Originally posted by THE CHIROPRACTOR101@Mar 22 2006, 08:16 AM
i know...hes just been the latest victim

who else wants to join?
Sorry I don't understand what you meant exactly. Teh Mite was victim of what? Your continuous bashing game?
 
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