A valentines to a special someone.

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  1. Tigs Man

    Tigs Man Senior Member

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    Your scrums are lovely,
    Your rucks are too.
    Your mauls are sexy,
    And I want you.

    Your stomach is amazing.
    Your beauty so true.
    Your head shine like stars.
    They will see our love through.

    You're a gift from the angels.
    They made you in Leicester,
    The prop that I dreamed about
    That made my love fester.

    You came into my life
    And you're my kind of guy.
    You're an absolute tank,
    Worthy of more than a penalty try.

    You're my absolute world.
    You mean everything to me.
    You're perfect,
    And you always shall be.

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    (Sorry to all those heartbroken TRF posters who thought this was meant for them...)
     
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  3. TRF_heineken

    TRF_heineken RIP #J9

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    Happy Oscar Pistorius day!

    Hope you have a blast!
     
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  4. Every Time Ref

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    You didn’t write that. Too good spelled and rite grammaring
    Roses are red
    Violets are glorious
    Never surprise
    Oscar Pistorius
     
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  5. Tigs Man

    Tigs Man Senior Member

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    I'm insulted.

    It shows that if anything the Power of Cole works in mysterious ways!!!!
     
  6. The Alpha Bro

    The Alpha Bro Fat Boi

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    Dan Cole has tiny nipples
     
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    TRF_heineken RIP #J9

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    one man, 2 tubs
     
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    Yeah he’s not a proper prop. Where are his Moobs?
     
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