Amusing News Paper Headlines

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    Well, inspired by the article of shtove, and approved by the mighty St Helen RLFC, I have an idea that is mildly amusing (if not partly stolen from Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant and Karl Pilkington). It is pretty simple, just amusing headlines. A link from the article would be nice to include for verifications, but the article is not required, it is best to leave a bit up to the imagination.

    Well, shtove came up with a good head line so that can be first -

    German man throws puppy at Hells Angels ... then flees on stolen bulldozer
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...bulldozer.html

    Let's see if we can actually get this going, cause it's guttering having a mild worth while idea, and seeing it fail miserably.
     
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    omg lol, i thought you were taking the **** when you wrote that haha, quality, if ever you would want to be on the front page it would be for a reason like that lo
     
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    Yeah, that was from the Glasgow terrorist attack wasn't it? That was a classic.
     
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    typical ireland... i love it
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