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<blockquote data-quote="getofmeland" data-source="post: 20379"><p>Mine has to be when the Simpsons resort to the FBI's Witness Relocation Program, because Bart gets Death threats from Sideshow Bob. </p><p>And when they decide to go on it Homer gets a new name and the following happens</p><p>---------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p>One agent suggests a new identity for Homer.</p><p></p><p>Agent: Tell you what, sir. From now on, you'll be, uh, Homer Thompson</p><p> at Terror Lake. Let's just practise a bit, hmm? When I say,</p><p> "Hello, Mr. Thompson," you'll say, "Hi."</p><p>Homer: Check.</p><p>Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson.</p><p>Homer: [stares blankly]</p><p>Agent: Remember now, your name is Homer Thompson.</p><p>Homer: I gotcha.</p><p>Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson.</p><p>Homer: [stares blankly]</p><p> [A long time later]</p><p>Agent: [sighs in frustration] Now, when I say, "Hello, Mr. Thompson,"</p><p> and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.</p><p>Homer: No problem.</p><p>Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson! [stomps on Homer's foot a few times]</p><p>Homer: [stares blankly]</p><p> [to other agent] I think he's talking to you.</p><p>---------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p>Absolute Classic</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="getofmeland, post: 20379"] Mine has to be when the Simpsons resort to the FBI's Witness Relocation Program, because Bart gets Death threats from Sideshow Bob. And when they decide to go on it Homer gets a new name and the following happens --------------------------------------------------------------------------- One agent suggests a new identity for Homer. Agent: Tell you what, sir. From now on, you'll be, uh, Homer Thompson at Terror Lake. Let's just practise a bit, hmm? When I say, "Hello, Mr. Thompson," you'll say, "Hi." Homer: Check. Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson. Homer: [stares blankly] Agent: Remember now, your name is Homer Thompson. Homer: I gotcha. Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson. Homer: [stares blankly] [A long time later] Agent: [sighs in frustration] Now, when I say, "Hello, Mr. Thompson," and press down on your foot, you smile and nod. Homer: No problem. Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson! [stomps on Homer's foot a few times] Homer: [stares blankly] [to other agent] I think he's talking to you. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Absolute Classic [/QUOTE]
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