Playing 12 for Crusaders versus the newly-promoted African Bombers at our home ground, St Georges Park, about 4 years ago. Got a pin-point pass from our 10, coming onto the short pass at pace from depth, simple line-break really. So I`m cruising, with just the fullback to beat.
Only problem is, their fullback looks like a seriously bulked-up version of Jonah Lomu- all treetrunk legs, no neck etc. But then, for some or other strange reason, he doesn`t line me up for the tackle, instead deciding to crouch on his haunches in a very strange posture. And then he begins to freaking roar like a lion. Dunno, reckon the bloke watched way too much WWE or something. So I just ran straight at him, gave the big hand-off straight into the chest, and being off balance from his strange crouching and roaring thingey, he fell over. So I roared back at him as I trotted over the line. Nobody could stop laughing- both sides, all the spectators, even the ref!