I'm in Gerroa atm (pop. 500) so I find ways to amuse myself. Catching a mouse that my father's cat was in the process of eating being one of them. The dumbshit pictured here: Got stuck in between a cupboard and a wall, it's arse couldn't fit through so it was stuck, it's little legs on hyperdrive. I cleared out an esky, and it now sits in it with some cat food. Anyway, soon it's going to start ******** and I don't want that, so I need to do something, here are my options. 1) There is a rather ominous looking huntsman in my room. Last night its room mate was a massive moth (we've had massive influx recently). This morning I found a wing near my boxers; the only conclusion i can draw is that it was sodomised by this big f***ing spider during the night. Do i capture this beast of yore and put it in the esky with the mouse for a battle royale? If so who will win? The mouse is tiny yet delightfully plump (may have eaten lots of spiders). Yet this motherfarker in my room looks like a proper beast. 2) Feed it to my cat. It's been giving me conceited looks ever since i stole its dinner and I can't help but feel guilty. 3) Set it free to roam the wild 4) Anything otherwise and in-between. I await some suggestions, take into account that i have to release the slut before my dad busts an ovary about mouse **** in his esky.