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<blockquote data-quote="tituslechmakus" data-source="post: 123493"><p>ok i'm going for an entier translation :</p><p></p><p>the tv presentator (famous french one) introduces Laporte and Pelous</p><p>he asks : how doyou analyse this match ?</p><p></p><p>hum well would say we've taken tries at the worst moment ... that is, all along the match, for 4th to 80th minute. comming from everywhere, the sides the center, between the posts, 40m runs, 80m runs, smiling, hansds in the pockets. all right fabien its finished now bee cool.</p><p></p><p>ok we've all seen the match but lets talk about next week's match </p><p></p><p>(pelous is very scared)</p><p>laporte says ok fabien you won't play next math keep cool</p><p></p><p>he seems frightened ?</p><p></p><p>well scared ... he is but he also suffers a lot</p><p></p><p>it seems his ego has taken a lot ?</p><p></p><p>well not only his ego but also his liver, his spinal</p><p></p><p>His spinal ? a rugby match is quite violent ... specially against the Blacks ?</p><p>(pelous goes crying again)</p><p></p><p>keep cool we're playin italy in soccer next sat ...</p><p></p><p>Quite traumatising ?</p><p></p><p>well thats how we finished with 3 players ...</p><p></p><p>3 Players ?????</p><p></p><p>hum yes 6 of them just escaped, we could catch 5 at the airport and one of them at the serbia border, claiming for medical asylum </p><p></p><p>And the other ?</p><p></p><p>under the field of the stadium</p><p></p><p>Under ?</p><p></p><p>yes 'cause the AB, during scrums, they start pushing horizantaly, and when the scrum collapses, 3 seconds later, they keep pushing but vertically. we found players down 30 meters under the pitch</p><p></p><p>(pelous goes crying again) ok keep cool its finished now. we've found pelous at only 17 meters, he was hung to the ref. see the importance of the ref in a rugby match.</p><p></p><p>ok what about next sat match ? (pelous again ...)</p><p></p><p>NOOOOOOOO don't tell him there is another match next sat, we just told them we were going to paris for visiting. we'll see the eifel tower, the louvres, and at 8pm we take them into the bus and we equip them and kick them on the field. </p><p></p><p>Wait a second, what do you mean by equip them ? can't they do it alone ?</p><p></p><p>Well no its like other thing they won't be able to do anymore alone in their life, its like eating, peeing, live ...</p><p></p><p>Well its terrible ?</p><p></p><p>it it ... misery... fortunatly its the "week of handicap" next week ... we need to get them a new job now, nothing physical. neighther intelectual due to their brain damages.</p><p></p><p>ok so lets meet next sat for the match ...</p><p></p><p>well lets more meet next sunday in "emergency room"</p><p></p><p>end</p><p></p><p>I hope you'll understand what i said and enjoy that great moment... i had a lot of fun seeing it.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="tituslechmakus, post: 123493"] ok i'm going for an entier translation : the tv presentator (famous french one) introduces Laporte and Pelous he asks : how doyou analyse this match ? hum well would say we've taken tries at the worst moment ... that is, all along the match, for 4th to 80th minute. comming from everywhere, the sides the center, between the posts, 40m runs, 80m runs, smiling, hansds in the pockets. all right fabien its finished now bee cool. ok we've all seen the match but lets talk about next week's match (pelous is very scared) laporte says ok fabien you won't play next math keep cool he seems frightened ? well scared ... he is but he also suffers a lot it seems his ego has taken a lot ? well not only his ego but also his liver, his spinal His spinal ? a rugby match is quite violent ... specially against the Blacks ? (pelous goes crying again) keep cool we're playin italy in soccer next sat ... Quite traumatising ? well thats how we finished with 3 players ... 3 Players ????? hum yes 6 of them just escaped, we could catch 5 at the airport and one of them at the serbia border, claiming for medical asylum And the other ? under the field of the stadium Under ? yes 'cause the AB, during scrums, they start pushing horizantaly, and when the scrum collapses, 3 seconds later, they keep pushing but vertically. we found players down 30 meters under the pitch (pelous goes crying again) ok keep cool its finished now. we've found pelous at only 17 meters, he was hung to the ref. see the importance of the ref in a rugby match. ok what about next sat match ? (pelous again ...) NOOOOOOOO don't tell him there is another match next sat, we just told them we were going to paris for visiting. we'll see the eifel tower, the louvres, and at 8pm we take them into the bus and we equip them and kick them on the field. Wait a second, what do you mean by equip them ? can't they do it alone ? Well no its like other thing they won't be able to do anymore alone in their life, its like eating, peeing, live ... Well its terrible ? it it ... misery... fortunatly its the "week of handicap" next week ... we need to get them a new job now, nothing physical. neighther intelectual due to their brain damages. ok so lets meet next sat for the match ... well lets more meet next sunday in "emergency room" end I hope you'll understand what i said and enjoy that great moment... i had a lot of fun seeing it. [/QUOTE]
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