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<blockquote data-quote="tituslechmakus" data-source="post: 123531"><p>i hope too that would be a good way to increase your own culture (wich is rather huge btw)</p><p></p><p>i'll go for the translation of this video of Chabal & Laporte</p><p></p><p>Is he well attached ? 'cause he scares me</p><p></p><p>Naaah no risk you're not English ... he's now being conditioned. He's ready to destroy everything that is english, everything that wears a white shirt. Chabal is undoubtly a primate but at least evoluated enogh to distinguish the primary colours.</p><p></p><p>(Chabal goes mad)</p><p></p><p>He scares me !!!!</p><p></p><p>Naaah never mind, he's just a bit tough thats it ...</p><p></p><p>ok is he ready for the match (in french match is the same word as in english)?</p><p></p><p>(Chabal goes mad)</p><p></p><p>Are you mad !!!!!!! Never say "match" again, its an english word. he's been conditioned for a week to eat roastedbeef (french word to define english ppl .... same as froggies) .... (Chabal goes mad) euh no no no meat, keep cool sebastien keep cool !!!</p><p></p><p>He moves a lot now, he seems to be hungry ! </p><p></p><p>Hungry ? no he's eaten an austin mini for lunch</p><p></p><p>A mini ???? A car ???</p><p></p><p>Yes, a mini, an english car.</p><p></p><p>(Chabal goes mad)</p><p></p><p>Reassure me it remains a rugby match ?</p><p></p><p>Yes certainly, the rugby values a perfectly respected, free violence, acts of barbarism, broken necks, bloody flesh, but with a ball.</p><p></p><p>And what is precisely his role on the field ?</p><p></p><p>Hunting, tracking, extermination of eveything that is english. He searches for footprints on the field, follows and destroyes them.</p><p></p><p>Well hum .... its said that out of the matches (Chabal goes mad) euh the games, that sebastien is a nice guy, very cultivated ...</p><p></p><p>Well it could probably be, i don't know ... he's a guy that mainly lives in securised places</p><p></p><p>What do you mean ?</p><p></p><p>Well he lives in the "chateau d'if" near marseille (famous old french jail), alone and watched night and day by the GIGN (french FBI)... he really is isloated, he's a wild beast, fed everyday by helicopter ... we throw him beef carcasses. Beware its quite impressiv, he can shred a carcass in 50 seconds !!!! </p><p></p><p>No ?</p><p></p><p>i swear ! have you seen sea fangs (don't know the english ***le of that horror film, or sea teeth) ... regarding to him its like bamby</p><p></p><p>hum is he now ready to play the english on sunday ?</p><p></p><p>(Chabal goes mad)</p><p></p><p>yes it should be ok ... just need to excite him a bit before the match with the triple album of Jane Birkin and them drop him on the field. but since that i'm not responsible of anything</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="tituslechmakus, post: 123531"] i hope too that would be a good way to increase your own culture (wich is rather huge btw) i'll go for the translation of this video of Chabal & Laporte Is he well attached ? 'cause he scares me Naaah no risk you're not English ... he's now being conditioned. He's ready to destroy everything that is english, everything that wears a white shirt. Chabal is undoubtly a primate but at least evoluated enogh to distinguish the primary colours. (Chabal goes mad) He scares me !!!! Naaah never mind, he's just a bit tough thats it ... ok is he ready for the match (in french match is the same word as in english)? (Chabal goes mad) Are you mad !!!!!!! Never say "match" again, its an english word. he's been conditioned for a week to eat roastedbeef (french word to define english ppl .... same as froggies) .... (Chabal goes mad) euh no no no meat, keep cool sebastien keep cool !!! He moves a lot now, he seems to be hungry ! Hungry ? no he's eaten an austin mini for lunch A mini ???? A car ??? Yes, a mini, an english car. (Chabal goes mad) Reassure me it remains a rugby match ? Yes certainly, the rugby values a perfectly respected, free violence, acts of barbarism, broken necks, bloody flesh, but with a ball. And what is precisely his role on the field ? Hunting, tracking, extermination of eveything that is english. He searches for footprints on the field, follows and destroyes them. Well hum .... its said that out of the matches (Chabal goes mad) euh the games, that sebastien is a nice guy, very cultivated ... Well it could probably be, i don't know ... he's a guy that mainly lives in securised places What do you mean ? Well he lives in the "chateau d'if" near marseille (famous old french jail), alone and watched night and day by the GIGN (french FBI)... he really is isloated, he's a wild beast, fed everyday by helicopter ... we throw him beef carcasses. Beware its quite impressiv, he can shred a carcass in 50 seconds !!!! No ? i swear ! have you seen sea fangs (don't know the english ***le of that horror film, or sea teeth) ... regarding to him its like bamby hum is he now ready to play the english on sunday ? (Chabal goes mad) yes it should be ok ... just need to excite him a bit before the match with the triple album of Jane Birkin and them drop him on the field. but since that i'm not responsible of anything [/QUOTE]
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