CWC semi - Australia vs Flowers

Discussion in 'All Other Sports' started by The TRUTH, Apr 25, 2007.

  1. The TRUTH

    The TRUTH Guest

    Well it wouldn't be a CWC without a grand exit from the Proteas, completely embarrassing themselves and giving us all a good chuckle. :D

    The Bangladesh game was amusing but surely they've saved their real comedy for tonight???

    ps. My nerves are already shot .Part of me just wants to go to bed and not watch this, find out in the morning. So much easier than 6 hours of stress. :(
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  3. Dumbo

    Dumbo Guest

    Thought the biggest comedy act would have gone to the Kiwi's?

    11 Players acting as cricketers... yup NZ all the way... (loooooooooooooooosssssssssssssssssserrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsssssssssssssss)
  4. esoj

    esoj Guest

    lol nice one dumbo.

    I might stay up for this. it could be an interesting game although I am expecting aus to win and for SA proabbly to choke again and lose. SA always seem to be able to find a way to lose these games.
  5. melon

    melon Guest

    I might stay up and watch the first hour and a half I guess. Hopefully an hour and a half will provide a decent insight to the rest of the game...or rather the outcome.
  6. The TRUTH

    The TRUTH Guest

    Proteas have won the toss an elected to bat.

    Great tosser that Graeme Smith.
  7. The TRUTH

    The TRUTH Guest

    Got him!!!!!!

    Smith goooorne :cheers:

  8. BokMagic

    BokMagic Guest

    Just got home after a loooong day at the office. Almost CHOKED in my beer when I switched on the cricket. Seeing the modes of dismissal, I`m CHOKING back the tears right now.

    So this is the Brave Cricket that Mickey Arthur`s been going on about. Very brave indeed- Smithy getting cleaned up, charging at Bracken. Kallis backing away to hit a McGrath YORKER over extra cover. And Prince doing really well to actually get a bat on the one that got him. Brave cricket indeed.

    SA currently on 122/8 after 37. I hear a fat lady in the background, and she ain`t warming up, she`s started the 1st verse already.
  9. esoj

    esoj Guest

    when a team loses five wickets in 10 overs you know the match is going to end rather quickly. some really dumb cricket by south africa in trying to attack the aussies early on when the ball was swinging. nothing was more stupid thean kallis trying to smash a perfect yorker on the stumps by mcgrath to the fence, the shot was never on in a million years and kallis paid the price
  10. Bull

    Bull Guest

    Diffirent year same ****! Nothing more to say but the Proteas let themselves down and played stupid cricket.
  11. BokMagic

    BokMagic Guest

    You know what the biggest problem is with SA cricket?

    No, it`s not the lack of a quality spinner, it`s not the fact that our coach is a blithering idiot, it`s not the fact that our captain is nothing but a loud-mouthed Steve Waugh wannabee- and far off the pace too. It`s not even the fact that we have our little CWC choke every 4 years, come hell or high water.

    No, I firmly believe it`s the lack of player effigies. Immediately after the game, went rushing to our local 24-hour convenience store. When I asked the attendant for a Graeme Smith effigy, he just stared at me blankly. Anybody know where I can get some SA cricketer effigies? I`ve got the matches and the kerosene handy.....
  12. QKXV

    QKXV Guest

    the other difficulty is finding a 24-hour convenience store attendent that knows what the word means
  13. melon

    melon Guest

    the other difficulty is finding a 24-hour convenience store attendent that knows what the word means [/b][/quote]
    HAHAHAH thats a f***ING CLASSIC!
  14. QKXV

    QKXV Guest

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    Should I tell her about my cousin Graham Smith the SA Cricket Captain?

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