How this works is you post a list of 'Do You's' like below, you can make them up and you have to make an amusing answer for them. Here's mine.. Do You? Have problems with your computer mouse? Cat 2.0 has now been installed. Have Any Children? Many, all across the world! Like cheese? I don't take a photo without it. Smoke after sexual intercourse? I don't know, i have never looked. Drink? Yes, frequently to avoid dying. Exercise? Yes, frequently wth my right hand Cook? Only if the woman is laying on the floor and hasn't responded to being poked with a stick. Dance? Like Stephen Hawking. Speak Multiple Languages? American, Australian and Klingon. Ice Skate? Expertly, with my ass. Swim? When i'm not drowning. Paint? Photoshop? Write? Only when i can't find my slab and chisel. Ski? Only when standing upright.