Do you?

[Fa'atau82]

How this works is you post a list of 'Do You's' like below, you can make them up and you have to make an amusing answer for them. Here's mine..

Do You?

Have problems with your computer mouse?
Cat 2.0 has now been installed.

Have Any Children?
Many, all across the world!

Like cheese?
I don't take a photo without it.

Smoke after sexual intercourse?
I don't know, i have never looked.

Drink?
Yes, frequently to avoid dying.

Exercise?
Yes, frequently wth my right hand

Cook?
Only if the woman is laying on the floor and hasn't responded to being poked with a stick.

Dance?
Like Stephen Hawking.

Speak Multiple Languages?
American, Australian and Klingon.

Ice Skate?
Expertly, with my ass.

Swim?
When i'm not drowning.

Paint?
Photoshop?

Write?
Only when i can't find my slab and chisel.

Ski?
Only when standing upright.

 

[alexrugby]

I do:

1 opearte diseased people (then they die )

2 Paint (painting and not Photoshop)

3 Eat cheese and bread

4 smoke before and after sex, but actually girls take all the attention and cigarettes too, so seldom I do that
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm Girls!!!! I go crazy every time :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

5 Drink too many wine beer or whisky, till dead and smile a lot of course a lot

6 Cook poisoning meals (when eaten, otherwise they're safe)

7 Speak German, Russian, English and of course Georgian as I am Georgian :cheers:

8 sleep till death

 

[jawmalawm24]

Do you?

Scrunch or fold?
Actually neither I keep it gangsta and just crap and get up

Wear boxers or undies?
Again neither because I like to go commando yayeeer

Have skidmarks?
No comment

Have a favourtie saying?
'whateva den run it up boyee.....yeeaah I thought so' and also 'Yes but your honor the officer said 'go on than hit me and lets see what happens so I did'.

 

[feicarsinn]

speaking of stephen hawking i'd been looking to get this gem out for a while

LEGO HAWKING IN SPACE!!!