HILARIOUS! The Onion - America's Finest News Source

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  1. melon

    melon Guest

    The Onion News Network - America's Finest News Source</span>


    I came across this a few months back and have frequented the site ever since.

    Quite simply, its bloody hilarious. It has it all.

    There are proper write ups and whatnot, but the videos are mint.

    Main Page
    Videos

    In The Know: Is The Government Spying On Paranoid Schizophrenics Enough?
    Panelists discuss ways to care for the nation's paranoid schizophrenics, such as hiding cameras in their homes or audio transmitters in their ears.
    <embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/videoplayer/flvplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="always" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="355" flashvars="file=http://www.theonion.com/content/xml/68345/video&autostart=false&image=http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/SCHIZOS_STILL 125x83.jpg&bufferlength=3&embedded=true&title=In%20The%20Know%3A%20Is%20The%20Government%20Spying%20On%20Paranoid%20Schizophrenics%20Enough%3F"></embed>


    Al Qaeda Also Fed Up With Ground Zero Construction Delays
    With the reconstruction of Ground Zero finally underway, anchor Brandon Armstrong invites two guests to discuss the progress.
    <embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/videoplayer/flvplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="always" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="355" flashvars="file=http://www.theonion.com/content/xml/62083/video&autostart=false&image=http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/GROUND_ZERO.jpg&bufferlength=3&embedded=true&title=Al%20Qaeda%20Also%20Fed%20Up%20With%20Ground%20Zero%20Construction%20Delays"></embed>


    Use Of 'N-Word' May End Porn Star's Career
    'Cum Inside' star Jennica St. Foxx is receiving heavy criticism for using a racial slur in her latest film.
    <embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/videoplayer/flvplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="always" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="355" flashvars="file=http://www.theonion.com/content/xml/67737/video&autostart=false&image=http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/RACIST_PORN.jpg&bufferlength=3&embedded=true&title=Use%20Of%20%27N-Word%27%20May%20End%20Porn%20Star%27s%20Career"></embed>


    Study: Alzheimer's Patients Say They Do Not Have Alzheimers
    Interviews with Alzheimer's patients indicated that an overwhelming majority are, in fact, perfectly fine.
    <embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/videoplayer/flvplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="always" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="355" flashvars="file=http://www.theonion.com/content/xml/62626/video&autostart=false&image=http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/ALZHEIMERS_STILL.jpg&bufferlength=3&embedded=true&title=Study%3A%20Alzheimer%E2%80%99s%20Patients%20Say%20They%20Do%20Not%20Have%20Alzheimer%E2%80%99s"></embed>





     
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  3. RC

    RC Guest

    The Onion is so freaking hilarious and so underrated!

    I've got to find the article about the Ninjas parade. It's brilliant.
     
  4. Prestwick

    Prestwick Guest

  5. RC

    RC Guest

    Lol.
    Absolutely genius.
     
  6. C A Iversen

    C A Iversen Guest

    Some incredibly funny stuff there. Not really family material all of it, but really laugh out loud stuff! Great thread Melon!
     
  7. Prestwick

    Prestwick Guest

    Prestwick: "So you see Matt, if you have a structure with several enterprise switches with Juniper firewalls on.."
    RC: "AAAARRRRGH! I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE! GET ME OFF THIS PLANE! GET ME THE F**CK OFF OF THIS PLAAANE!!!"

    That'd be a brilliant item on BBC News :lol:

     
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