HILARIOUS! The Onion - America's Finest News Source

[melon]

The Onion News Network - America's Finest News Source</span>


I came across this a few months back and have frequented the site ever since.

Quite simply, its bloody hilarious. It has it all.

There are proper write ups and whatnot, but the videos are mint.

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Videos

In The Know: Is The Government Spying On Paranoid Schizophrenics Enough?
Panelists discuss ways to care for the nation's paranoid schizophrenics, such as hiding cameras in their homes or audio transmitters in their ears.
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http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_is_the_government?utm_source=embedded_video

Al Qaeda Also Fed Up With Ground Zero Construction Delays
With the reconstruction of Ground Zero finally underway, anchor Brandon Armstrong invites two guests to discuss the progress.
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http://www.theonion.com/content/video/al_qaeda_also_fed_up_with_ground?utm_source=embedded_video

Use Of 'N-Word' May End Porn Star's Career
'Cum Inside' star Jennica St. Foxx is receiving heavy criticism for using a racial slur in her latest film.
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http://www.theonion.com/content/video/use_of_n_word_may_end_porn_stars?utm_source=embedded_video

Study: Alzheimer's Patients Say They Do Not Have Alzheimers
Interviews with Alzheimer's patients indicated that an overwhelming majority are, in fact, perfectly fine.
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http://www.theonion.com/content/video/study_alzheimer_s_patients_say?utm_source=embedded_video

 

[RC]

The Onion is so freaking hilarious and so underrated!

I've got to find the article about the Ninjas parade. It's brilliant.

 

[Prestwick]

You guys need to get the Onion book "Our Dumb Century."

My favorite year is 1989.

EDIT: Also, this is what would happen if myself and RC were on a flight together.

Guess who is on the left and who is on the right!

 

[RC]

Lol.
Absolutely genius.

 

[C A Iversen]

Some incredibly funny stuff there. Not really family material all of it, but really laugh out loud stuff! Great thread Melon!

 

[Prestwick]

Lol.
Absolutely genius.
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Prestwick: "So you see Matt, if you have a structure with several enterprise switches with Juniper firewalls on.."
RC: "AAAARRRRGH! I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE! GET ME OFF THIS PLANE! GET ME THE F**CK OFF OF THIS PLAAANE!!!"

That'd be a brilliant item on BBC News :lol:

A man went beserk yesterday on a flight between Cardiff and New York. The plane landed at Shannon where a man in his 20s was led, sobbing, from the plane. He was heard whimpering "He just wouldn't shut up, always with the bloody layer three switching equipment aaaaauuuggghhh!" [/b]