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<blockquote data-quote="nam97" data-source="post: 165372"><p>Don't know how many people have seen this already, but it's classic and ought to be posted.</p><p></p><p>The Perfect Day for Her:</p><p></p><p>8:15 Wakeup to hugs and kisses</p><p>8:30 Weigh in 5lbs lighter than yesterday</p><p>8:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants</p><p>9:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil</p><p>10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer</p><p>10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo and comb out</p><p>12:00 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe</p><p>12:45 Notice ex-boyfriends wife, she has gained 30lbs</p><p>1:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit</p><p>3:00 Nap</p><p>4:00 3 dozens roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer</p><p>4:15 Light workout at club, followed by gentle massage</p><p>5:30 Pick out outfit for dinner, prim before the mirror</p><p>7:30 Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing</p><p>10:00 Hot shower (alone)</p><p>10:30 Make love</p><p>11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling</p><p>11:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms</p><p></p><p>The Perfect Day for Him:</p><p></p><p>6:00 Alarm</p><p>6:15 Blowjob</p><p>6:30 Massive dump while reading sports section of USA Today</p><p>7:00 Breakfast, Filet mignon and eggs, toast and coffee</p><p>7:30 Limo arrives</p><p>7:45 Stoli Bloody Mary enroute to airport</p><p>8:15 DFW - Private G4 to Augusta, Georgia (Coffee, SI and WSJ)</p><p>9:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club</p><p>9:45 Front nine at Augusta (2 under)</p><p>11:45 Lunch, 2 dozen oysters on the half shell, 3 Heinekens</p><p>12:15 Blowjob</p><p>12:30 Back nine Augusta (4 under)</p><p>2:15 Limo back to airport (Bombay martini)</p><p>2:30 Private G4, Augusta to Nassau, Bahamas (nap)</p><p>3:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female (topless) crew</p><p>4:30 Land World Record light tackle Marlin (1249 lbs)</p><p>5:00 G4 back to DFW, massage & hand job enroute by naked Kathy Ireland</p><p>6:45 ****, shower and shave</p><p>7:00 Watch CNN newsflash: Clinton resigns, Hillary and Al Gore farm animal video released and authenticated. (Hillary has a secret mole, Al looks real cold)</p><p>7:30 Dinner, Lobster appetizers, Dom Perigon (1963), 20 oz. New York Steak</p><p>9:00 Remy Martin and Cuban Partagas cigar</p><p>9:30 Sex with three women</p><p>11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi</p><p>11:45 Bed (alone)</p><p>11:50 12 second, 4 note fart, dog leaves the room</p><p>11:55 Sleep</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nam97, post: 165372"] Don't know how many people have seen this already, but it's classic and ought to be posted. The Perfect Day for Her: 8:15 Wakeup to hugs and kisses 8:30 Weigh in 5lbs lighter than yesterday 8:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants 9:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil 10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer 10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo and comb out 12:00 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe 12:45 Notice ex-boyfriends wife, she has gained 30lbs 1:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit 3:00 Nap 4:00 3 dozens roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer 4:15 Light workout at club, followed by gentle massage 5:30 Pick out outfit for dinner, prim before the mirror 7:30 Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing 10:00 Hot shower (alone) 10:30 Make love 11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling 11:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms The Perfect Day for Him: 6:00 Alarm 6:15 Blowjob 6:30 Massive dump while reading sports section of USA Today 7:00 Breakfast, Filet mignon and eggs, toast and coffee 7:30 Limo arrives 7:45 Stoli Bloody Mary enroute to airport 8:15 DFW - Private G4 to Augusta, Georgia (Coffee, SI and WSJ) 9:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club 9:45 Front nine at Augusta (2 under) 11:45 Lunch, 2 dozen oysters on the half shell, 3 Heinekens 12:15 Blowjob 12:30 Back nine Augusta (4 under) 2:15 Limo back to airport (Bombay martini) 2:30 Private G4, Augusta to Nassau, Bahamas (nap) 3:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female (topless) crew 4:30 Land World Record light tackle Marlin (1249 lbs) 5:00 G4 back to DFW, massage & hand job enroute by naked Kathy Ireland 6:45 ****, shower and shave 7:00 Watch CNN newsflash: Clinton resigns, Hillary and Al Gore farm animal video released and authenticated. (Hillary has a secret mole, Al looks real cold) 7:30 Dinner, Lobster appetizers, Dom Perigon (1963), 20 oz. New York Steak 9:00 Remy Martin and Cuban Partagas cigar 9:30 Sex with three women 11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi 11:45 Bed (alone) 11:50 12 second, 4 note fart, dog leaves the room 11:55 Sleep [/QUOTE]
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