How to annoy Charlie...

Discussion in 'The Clubhouse Bar' started by Bullitt, Apr 23, 2007.

  1. Bullitt

    Bullitt Guest

    Sing into Xbox live and send him random and pointless messages while he's trying to watch a film...


    Ah, good times! :rolleyes:
     
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  3. getofmeland

    getofmeland Guest

  4. Bullitt

    Bullitt Guest

    Oh la-de-dah...
     
  5. Rugby_Cymru

    Rugby_Cymru Guest

    :lol:

    Brilliant!
     
  6. getofmeland

    getofmeland Guest

    Right f*** FACE

    Charlie has just sat and watched the biggest load of **** ever... and that has made me all ****** off...

    I am now controlling the TV and Charlie is not

    So **** me off anymore and I will have to get Charlie to cut off your ******** and feed them to Chiro...

    Got it Bitch!!!

    Regards

    Hank
     
  7. melon

    melon Guest

    Is hank your imaginary bitch or your flatmate? :)
     
  8. getofmeland

    getofmeland Guest

    Hank is a lying c*** who won't let me watch what I want to on tele...
     
  9. melon

    melon Guest

    Ohhh that hank! That clear it all up then..
     
  10. getofmeland

    getofmeland Guest

    Charlie is the Pussy who can't watch decent **** on tele, he's a total bitch!!!
     
  11. melon

    melon Guest

    Hank seems to tell it like it is...He also seems to be quite observant. :p
     
  12. getofmeland

    getofmeland Guest

    Hank don't know what the f*** he's on about most of the time... Thats cos he's high usually...

    Hank is a Self Obsessed Person who feels he is the stronger side of me

    I sometimes struggle to hold him back...
     
  13. C A Iversen

    C A Iversen Guest

    I think I know whereabouts on Charlies person Hank resides.

    I'm sure the name Hank, is nothing more than an amalgam of the words, "Hand " and "****".

    I'm sure that at some point Charlie will beat the truth out of Hank......
     
  14. getofmeland

    getofmeland Guest

    What are you staring at f***er? You wanna start me up? Just open the choke and pull the cord, pal. There's gonna be an earthquake and you're dancing on the fault line
     
  15. Bullitt

    Bullitt Guest

    I shouldn't look into his good eye if I were you in case you get spat at...
     
  16. getofmeland

    getofmeland Guest

    Sure, and while I'm at it, why don't you go climb that telephone pole and take a big steamy **** on the power lines! Look, I'm not here to twist your niblets. I'm here to save your life. But to do that, I'm going to need complete uninanonomonitity.
     
  17. Bullitt

    Bullitt Guest

    Hehehehehehe.... He said "tity"... :lol:
     
  18. getofmeland

    getofmeland Guest

    Vagiclean," huh? What's the matter, honey? Little extra cheese on the taco?
     
  19. Bullitt

    Bullitt Guest

    Cheesecake?
     
  20. getofmeland

    getofmeland Guest

    Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough.
     
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