How to keep a girlfreind....lol

Discussion in 'The Clubhouse Bar' started by Dmx#1, Mar 16, 2008.

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  1. Dmx#1

    Dmx#1 Guest

    Lol at this guy subliminally telling his life story :lol2tn: :lol2tn: :lol2tn: :lol2tn: :lol2tn: :lol2tn: :lol2tn: :lol2tn: :lol2tn: :lol2tn: :lol2tn: :lol2tn:

    Anyway....What do you guys/girls think about this? Although I kinda agree with this, Its a bit too extreme you gotta keep a balance. You cant treat a woman like a animal lol.

    Oh yeah I found this from another site I didnt type this ****. Mods feel free to delete this if you feel its too offensive or whatever.

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  3. Prestwick

    Prestwick Guest

    Don't shove your tounge down her throat like Olly Barkley did to my Sister! :(
     
  4. Dmx#1

    Dmx#1 Guest

    Lol are you serious? Did she blow his ass up or something?
     
  5. Gay-Guy

    Gay-Guy Guest

    Well we can't deny his proof. It is very well documented.
     
  6. Dmx#1

    Dmx#1 Guest

    Finding a flaw in this argument would be like *wait for the cliche* finding a needle in a haystack.
     
  7. shtove

    shtove Guest

    Is Prestwick really talking about himself?
     
  8. Steve-o

    Steve-o Guest

    Prestwick by day... and Olly Barkley by night...
     
  9. Caledfwlch

    Caledfwlch Guest

    DMX, what you posted is extreme - again. But its damnably true.
     
  10. DMX feminist enemy number 1.

    Keep up the good work. :lol:
     
  11. RC

    RC Guest

    :lol:

    Oh man, this thread turned from tedious to down-right-sick in the space of a couple of posts.
    Genius.
     
  12. Prestwick

    Prestwick Guest

    Ding Dong!

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  13. jawmalawm24

    jawmalawm24 Guest

    If you wanna keep a girlfriend just tongue the bum bum. :D
     
  14. Prestwick

    Prestwick Guest

    This was me (in the car) on Friday night...

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  15. RC

    RC Guest

    Oh man, this whole thread is becoming so surreal!
    Haha!
     
  16. Caledfwlch

    Caledfwlch Guest


    Whats that?
     
  17. Laetca

    Laetca Guest

    I disagree with the first post (I'm ignore the other posts), since I don't think all women are out to take advantage of a guy. Also because I think you'd have to be an asshole to act like that post is suggesting.
    Not all men are assholes, not all women are bitches.

    Of course, as mentioned before, I live in a mythical faerieland where two people treat eachothers as equals in a relationship without trying to use the other person :p

    Caledfwlch, do you really want to know what it is? Why not image google it? I don't know if you'd come up with any results, but who knows?
     
  18. melon

    melon Guest


    Whats that?
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    Mate, the key words are "tongue" and "bum bum"....bum bum can be shortened to "bum"...think of this:



    Tongue + Bum = X



    what is the value of "X" Caledfwlch? :p
     
  19. Nidhogg

    Nidhogg Guest

    To keep this on topic...

    There is some truth to this. My longest relationship to date (2 years) was with a girl I didn't always treat that well. I was often late, forgot things, and that hurt her a lot. She was extremely annoyed by it, but she never broke up over it. I finally broke up with her because I wasn't being honest towards her, and I didn't really love her, but I I hadn't, we would have probably still been dating.
     
  20. goranski

    goranski Guest



    Lol....yes!



    so thats how you roll... B)
     
  21. BLR

    BLR Guest

    Profit?
     
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