I has a New Brum!

Discussion in 'The Clubhouse Bar' started by Bullitt, Aug 31, 2007.

  1. Bullitt

    Bullitt Guest

    Some of you will know about my old car, the ESCORT OF DOOOOM!!!


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    Sadly, it died yesterday... :( [​IMG]

    But, like a phoenix from the ashes, The Mite has got himself a new set of wheels!!! And he's so excited about it, he's even refering to himself in the 3rd person!!!!!!!

    Introducing, THE FOCUS OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

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    Wooop-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo!!!

    -player....
     
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  3. So when are you planning to get a car that's a decent colour? ;)

    I don't even have a badly coloured car, I have to envy yours...
     
  4. DC

    DC Guest

    whats up with you brits and escorts

    a.) its made by ford
    b.) it's a piece of ****

    i dont see why you guys like them so much!
     
  5. Bullitt

    Bullitt Guest

    Shut up DC, you yanks think a Corvette is a sports car.
     
  6. melon

    melon Guest

    Focus' are great cars! They has quite good fuel/gas economy compared to other cars in its class.

    DC - The only decent American cars are the Chrysler 300C and the Hummers!
     
  7. DC

    DC Guest

    No ****, but i would much rather drive a nice honda civic than a ford escort

    ford is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo **** i dont know why anyone would buy on of their vehicles.
     
  8. melon

    melon Guest

    No ****, but i would much rather drive a nice honda civic than a ford escort

    ford is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo **** i dont know why anyone would buy on of their vehicles.


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    Ford Australia's cars are awesome. Notably the Falcon line.

    I'm coming on msn now to abuse you because you're a stupid yank :bana:
     
  9. Bullitt

    Bullitt Guest

    No ****, but i would much rather drive a nice honda civic than a ford escort

    ford is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo **** i dont know why anyone would buy on of their vehicles.


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    Once again, DC knows f*** all about what he's yammering. Tell me Dustin, do you even drive?


    Spot on, it's a 1.6 so there's 450-500 miles per tank, but it's got enough poke to beat most things off the mark.
     
  10. gjohn85

    gjohn85 Guest

    That's a nice car Mite. Are you going create a sig for your new car?

    DC: Most people (especially youngsters) go for Ford as they are on of the cheapest cars to get parts for. I've got a Fiesta & its cracking car, it's really cheap to run (as I'm on part time hours).
     
  11. wigan_rlfc

    wigan_rlfc Guest

    I drive a Ford Fiesta. It's a Ghia, smart as f***.
     
  12. DC

    DC Guest

    No ****, but i would much rather drive a nice honda civic than a ford escort

    ford is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo **** i dont know why anyone would buy on of their vehicles.


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    Once again, DC knows f*** all about what he's yammering. Tell me Dustin, do you even drive?

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    Yea ive been driving for awhile... unlike the babies in the UK us big boys can have our license at 16

    Sorry but civic > escort

    And i would much rather drive my Chevy Blazer than a ford escort.
     
  13. getofmeland

    getofmeland Guest

    I have a Focus, Old Style its bloody great... And DC please do shut up, Honda Civic's are old farts cars...
     
  14. DC

    DC Guest

    bullshit civics are old peoples cars, you see a lot more people in their 20's than driving a shitty focus.

    but for some reason that car is so big over there and i can't imagine why
     
  15. gjohn85

    gjohn85 Guest

    That's what Charlie said.
     
  16. DC

    DC Guest

    i meant it like bullshit they are
     
  17. feicarsinn

    feicarsinn Guest

    i remember when i was 13 we had to do a mock business project for business studies and being the lazy shites we are me and my friend made Fúrd the can you can aFúrd. as i remember our advertising campaign was to slag off all the other companies. i think we may have won
     
  18. O'Rothlain

    O'Rothlain Guest

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    What the f___ did they do to the steering column? It seems they've played a joke on you, Mite...it's on the wrong side of the automobile! Good luck driving that! You'd have to be in some backwards country that drove on the left-hand side of the road to make sense of it, I believe.
     
  19. wigan_rlfc

    wigan_rlfc Guest

    Escorts were always popular in the UK and they were different to Escorts in the US. Wouldn't mind an old Escort Cosworth myself.
     
  20. RC

    RC Guest

    The cars must be quite different here than in America.
    Most people in this country would choose a standard Focus over a standard Honda Civic. Although they are both very reliable cars, Focus just has the classy looks about it.

    But it's a very tough call when it comes to a choice between a Focus ST and a Civic Type R...
     
  21. esoj

    esoj Guest

    I hate fords with a passion. My mum's old ford falcon (1995 futura) is on its second engine due to a design fault that Ford Australia admitted was in that particular model. other problems have included the electrics being shot for the windows etc. I will though concede that the escort is pretty good and is often used for entry into the sport of rallying.

    now a real car is a holden looks good and has awesome performance. My mate back in nz used to take me and a few others out cruising in his Dad's ss commodore and it was just amazing the speed handling etc it had, totally kicked ford's ass.

    honda civics blow too. they are often girls cars or as mentioned old peoples cars usally grandma's etc. if any sane guy gets a civic he better be sharing it with his girlfrien/wife. I would get almost anything before a f***ing honda civic. toyota or nissan are way better and hell I would even get a ford before the civic too.
     
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