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melon

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Funnily enough, Doctors have started to realise that there MAY actually be a use for your tonsils after all.

They were getting a little chop-happy until they realised that short term, yes it stops the pain, but long term it leaves you far more open and susceptible to further infections.
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Maybe they are the **** surgeons who don't know how to do it properly.
 
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St Helens RLFC

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You won't feel pain if you drink some aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabsinth. [/b]



:lol: :lol: :lol:



Good afternoon. I am Nelson Mandela. Many people struggle with their tonsils and have to wait years to get theirs removed on the NHS. No longer with this.... Nelson Mandela's self surgery kit.
 
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Rugby_Cymru

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Taking advantage of my illness, i threatened the really annoying little valleys girl that works with us. I told her that if she ****** me off any more or doesn't get on with her work, i'd - and i quote, "force open your mouth and cough phlegm and mucus down your throat until you keel over and die of tonsilitis."

Some may question my managerial skills, but f*** 'em, i'm her superior. If she doens't do her work/****** me off then i shall declare biological war!
 
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melon

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You certainly threaten people in strange ways. But I'd say it'll work, because if someone said that to me in a serious manner, I'd be genuinely worried.
 
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DC

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Taking advantage of my illness, i threatened the really annoying little valleys girl that works with us. I told her that if she ****** me off any more or doesn't get on with her work, i'd - and i quote, "force open your mouth and cough phlegm and mucus down your throat until you keel over and die of tonsilitis."

Some may question my managerial skills, but f*** 'em, i'm her superior. If she doens't do her work/****** me off then i shall declare biological war!
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That wouldnt be the only thing you'll force down her throat either.
 
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melon

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Taking advantage of my illness, i threatened the really annoying little valleys girl that works with us. I told her that if she ****** me off any more or doesn't get on with her work, i'd - and i quote, "force open your mouth and cough phlegm and mucus down your throat until you keel over and die of tonsilitis."

Some may question my managerial skills, but f*** 'em, i'm her superior. If she doens't do her work/****** me off then i shall declare biological war!
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That wouldnt be the only thing you'll force down her throat either. [/b][/quote]
Hahaha I like it! Great minds think alike Dustin!
 

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