Is Marcus Smith a fraud?

[TSPopinjay]

His stock is diminishing; the wolves are gathering.

Is it over for the floppy-haired coxcomb?

 

[McTallshort]

**** off

 

[ncurd]

I voted yes, for **** and giggles.

 

[TSPopinjay]

Feel quite sorry for the bloke. He's finished.

 

[McTallshort]

Feel quite sorry for the bloke. He's finished.

Have a day off sunshine

 

[TSPopinjay]

Have a day off sunshine

Serious posts only, please.

Thanks.

 

[McTallshort]

Serious posts only, please.

Thanks.

The irony

 

[Leonormous Boozer]

I've heard that he dresses up as an old lady, masquerading as a babysitter so he can spend more time with his children. Fraud

 

[Pieter Steph du Teague]

I heard that he pretended to have a degree from Harvard so that he could work for New York's top law firm. Also he shagged Prince Harry's wife. Fraud.

 

[TRF_Olyy]

I also voted yes

 

[TSPopinjay]

I also voted yes

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That is probably a photoshop.

 

[TSPopinjay]

I've heard that he dresses up as an old lady, masquerading as a babysitter so he can spend more time with his children. Fraud

This is mental, if true.

 

[TRF_Olyy]

That is probably a photoshop.

No, it's in the dictionary - go to the library and check

 

[Saintjay]

I've heard he uses stilts and dresses up as Ollie Chessum to steal milky ways. Another poster confirmed he was seen stealing milky ways. However it was really Marcus "fingers" Smith. Fraud.

 

[McTallshort]

Didn't he threaten to "get" Steve Borthwick in the car park after training if he didn't get picked for the France game?

 

[NotTooAmused]

Brilliant

 

[Jakedood]

I hear he did Jimmy Carr's taxes

 

[pagliaccio_euforico]

Stay out of my lane

 

[BrokenWing]

I heard he was showing some of the other lads his famous goose step in the canteen and kicked a tray of lemon squash drinks out of Ellis Genges hands that he'd made for the rest of the team.

Luckily Owen Farrell was carrying the Jammy Dodgers so at least they didn't have to pick them up too.

 

[Don't Skip Leg Day]

If Smith throws a dummy does that make him a fraud as he pretended to pass but didn't?

Absolute fraud in my mind.


Mods - you banning this idiot. Seem to be quite a few around at the moment.