Legendary Hedges

Discussion in 'The Clubhouse Bar' started by captainamerica, Nov 12, 2005.

  1. Saw that 'ledgendary' had been adopted into the TRF legsicon.

    This got me thinking about all the great hedges in my life.

    Why, there's Hedge One:

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    I remember climbing up and down this hedge, as naked as the day was young.
    It seems as though it were yesterday, when it was actually the day before that.

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    Hedge Two and I have had some wonderful memories:

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    Had my first grope session alongside this one. It was with Erica Neddleswart. She was fresh off the boat from Switzerland where she had undergone some sort of 'operation.' We never spoke about it.

    That night, we celebrated as only two young lovers can - very gently (her request).

    Never saw her brother Eric again. Strange.

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    Onto Hedge Three, or should I say, Into Hedge Three:

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    I stumbled into this hedge, crying and frothing at the mouth when Bush got re-elected. If you look closely, you can still see the traces of vomit and blood I ejaculated over every passerby.

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    Hedge Four, or as I like to say, Hedge Phoar!

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    Beneath this lovely is where I first watched the "The Battleship Potemkin."
    I watched it twice.
    Discovered that my toenails grow to the side.
    As does my knuckle hair.

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    Finally, Hedge Five (no jive! [​IMG] [​IMG]):

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    It was beneath the shade of this great hedge where I fought the setting sun with blades of grass. Where I hid from turbulent clouds spitting forth black m's and w's. Where I cried as the pierced sun finally bled into darkness.

    Woke up the next day with an empty absinthe bottle on my chest.
     
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  3. robbinho

    robbinho Guest

    Have a look at this f***er....

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    Taught me a thing or two about life, I can tell you. Made me the man I am today.

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    This one is a smashing chap, and welcome to marry my sister any time.
     
  4. Wally

    Wally Guest

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    This is where I live.
     
  5. wigan_rlfc

    wigan_rlfc Guest

    LMAO [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]

    The Cap is Back.
     
  6. This poor *******:

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    In my support for this Hedge's decision to 'come out,' I threw together a Coming Out Party. Balloons and candles were on display and I invited members of the community running club to attend.

    And how does this Hedge thank me?

    He's not just gay, no, he prefers the taste of 'snails' & 'oysters.'

    He went for my wife and I punched him in the throat.

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    This old girl:

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    Is only 6 years old. Please, get your minds out of the gutter.
    Thank you in advance.
     
  7. NZL Fan

    NZL Fan Guest

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    "I didn't get where I am today without recognising a rib-tickling thread about hedges when I hear one."
     
  8. Well, I was going to ask Cappy if he was on crack, now....I'm asking if you ALL are on crack???

    Hedges? The death of Trf has arrived... [​IMG]
     
  9. Lol captainamerica, you fruitcake!
     
  10. Best thread ever! Captain is a genius as is Robbinho [​IMG]
     
  11. wigan_rlfc

    wigan_rlfc Guest

    Check out the tits on that!


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  12. getofmeland

    getofmeland Guest

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    My favourite Hedges.....

    No longer open at the moment due to a Hurricane [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  13. ..::ERIC::..

    ..::ERIC::.. Guest

    If your not funny, don't try to be.
     
  14. Wally

    Wally Guest

    LOLZAAAA!!!11111

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  15. Ripper

    Ripper Guest

    LAUGH OUT LOUD

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  16. kaftka

    kaftka Guest

    Abbr.
     
  17. ..::ERIC::..

    ..::ERIC::.. Guest

    Why is the word abbreviation so long?
     
  18. Ripper

    Ripper Guest

    Why can't I put my head in between my legs... for purely Scientific Purposes of course.
     
  19. kaftka

    kaftka Guest

    Why does your nose run, and your feet smell?
     
  20. ..::ERIC::..

    ..::ERIC::.. Guest

    Why did I steal Ripper's identity?
     
  21. kaftka

    kaftka Guest

    Oh dear god I'm surrounded!!! NOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo...
     
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