Make me Laugh, TRF

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  1. Teh Mite

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    I take COYS for what it is - Much like all single-club sites. They are one eyed but then again they are also narrow focused.

    It's what makes TRF quite a niche: Each competition is separated but everyone is jumbled in together deliberately to get people looking at the wider game. Stops the cliquey nature of the "fansites" while stopping the arsecakes like on 606 and Planet Rugby.

    Edit: Check me out with the self-promoting salesman moment!
     
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    yummmm arsecake!
     
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    I was always under the impression 606 was a sports/comedy website.
     
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  6. Teh Mite

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    Gwan big guy. Little pikey.
     
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    What a hero (wonder if he watches WWE?)
     
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    Not terribly funny but absolutely Awesome.
     
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    Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple.

    We must get to the core of this!
     
  13. Teh Mite

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    A little fella walks into a bar. Unfortunately, there is a pile of dog **** just inside the door, and he slips in it and falls over. He gets up, cleans himself up and walks to the bar and buys a drink.


    A great big man then enters the bar. He slips in the same pile of ****, falls, gets up, cleans up and buys a drink.



    The little guy turns to the big guy and, trying to strike up a conversation, points to the pile by the door and says, "I just did that."


    The big guy punches him in the mouth.
     
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    3 Football fans are stranded in a forest after getting lost on a camping trip. Miles from safety and after two days without food and water they manage to hunt down and kill a deer. As they stand over the carcass one of them pipes up "How will we decide who gets what?"

    The 3 look at each other for a while before another chirps up "Well I know what, lets decide by the football teams we support".

    "Good idea" the other two proclaim.

    The first man speaks up: "Well you both know I'm a passionate Hearts supporter so just on that it wouldn't make sense if I was not allowed to have the heart."

    The other two nod in agreement. The second man then says: "Well on that basis because I am Liverpool through-and-through I should get priority on the Liver."

    They all agree.

    The two men then both turn to the third man who has been quiet. "Well... I'm an Arsenal supporter, but I'm not hungry."
     
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    This one is a little long but very funny!

    A man with a bad drinking habit constantly returns home drunk from the pub to the dismay of his doting wife. One night when he returns borderline unconscious from his high intoxication she swears she will leave him if he ever does it again. He pleads with her: "I promise love, I will never do it again, I love you."

    One day 2 weeks later when returning from work he passes the same pub. Unable to restrain himself he goes on in just on the premise of having a 'quick one'. 4 hours later he stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face, his level of drunkenness almost beyond belief.

    "Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside.

    He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud.

    "Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home."

    He crawls all the way down the street, and all the way down the pavement, scuffing up his clothes. He continued to crawl up to his garden gate, desperately trying to open it. Eventually he gets to his front door, greeting by in opening and his wife stood in the doorway.

    "You went out drinking again, didn't you?" she said.

    "No I promise you my dear I didn't! I wouldn't lie to you" He pleaded.

    "I know you did. The pub rang and said you left your wheelchair"
     
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    Received this little gem in an email recently. It is supposed to be a genuine ad from a "Personal" column in an evening newspaper. Somehow, I doubt it, but it doesn't make it any less funny, and you can just imagine!!

    [textarea]
    To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me In Downtown Savannah night before last.

    Date: 2009-05-27, 1 :43a.m

    I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.

    First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.. My girlfriend had just bought me that Colt Python 357 Magnum hand-gun for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?!

    I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from, with that brown sludge in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-foot since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. (That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again).

    After I called your mother (or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell), I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!

    I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet (and that made his day!). I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ... after I broke the driver's side window and "keyed" the entire driver's side of the car.

    Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what 's going on with that? Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the D.A.'s office and one to the F.B.I, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target. The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.)

    In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life.

    Remember, next time you might not be so lucky

    Have a good day!

    Thoughtfully yours

    Alex[/textarea]
     
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    :lol: If only!
     
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    Hehe.

    Guy from Cardiff goes on holiday to Manhattan. Visits Ground Zero on the tourist trail.

    He's looking through the wire barriers at all the destruction, when George Bush walks up and says, "Hello, son. Where are you from?"

    "I'm from Cardiff."

    "Never heard of it," says Bush. "What state is it in?"

    The guy takes a good look around him and says, "About the same."
     
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    'Thank God,' said an elderly nun at the back. 'I'm so tired of chardonay.'
     
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    Which cat is funnier?
     
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