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Ninjas v Pirates v Knights v Vikings

Who will win?

  • Ninja

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  • Pirate

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  • Knight

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  • Viking

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  • Total voters
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Zonerunner

Guest
Four clans enter the battlefield. Only one may leave.

Which side would you choose? Please give compelling arguments to the side you believe superior.

I would naturally choose ninja, because disembowelling and/or slitting someone's throat from behind and completely unseen is totally awesome.
 
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St Helens RLFC

Guest
I have had no choice but to go for Pirates. What a cool lifestyle that would be. And it's the only way in which you could adopt a strange but rather cool way of speaking.

Pirates it is, bucko!
 
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getofmeland

Guest
I would be a Pirate

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RC

Guest
Ninja for me.
Martial arts have always been a large part of my life and i've spent many a year of my youth learning karate, kung-fu and jiu jitsu.
Also light on my feet!

Boo-yah!

Raped by a ninja!
 
O

O'Rothlain

Guest
Arrrrrrr! I be joining with the pirates!
Be sensible...Pirates attract the likes of Keira Knightley...Ahoy!
 
B

Bullitt

Guest
Raped by a ninja!
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M

melon

Guest
Ninja fo sho!

Vikings and pirates and knights would be far too slow. The ninjas would throw their shurikens from a distance and in close would just be far too quick for any of the other clans.
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Caledfwlch

Guest
pirates have mead and polar bears for dinner! moose for lunch! thor and odin will crush u flat. jormungand wld spit on you..hmm what else is there. go read those little children books THe Vicious Vikings! haha had a whale of a time reading that as a kid. oh wait, vikings believed that the first man and women originated from a giant's armpits! woo!



cor! what a pong
 
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SaintsFan_Webby

Guest
Knights for sure.

All of you fail to take into account the fact that ninjas are great for covert stuff, but on a battlefield they'd get their arses handed to them by anyone in heavy armour.

Samurai's would be better if you want to go down the whole Eastern warrior theme...
 
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RC

Guest
But as a ninja, you won't find me out on the battlefield.
I'm gonna be doing covert-ops in some cave in afghanistan.

Boo-yah!
 
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SaintsFan_Webby

Guest
But as a ninja, you won't find me out on the battlefield.
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But the opening brief was "Four clans enter the battlefield". You've lost already if you're hiding in some cave in Afghanistan. ;)
 
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RC

Guest
Ok, my bad. But why should "the battlefield" be out in the middle of a field?
I think the term "battlefield" has gained different meanings now and it's no longer a strict literal definition. Hence the reason i'm in a cave.

That was my best attempt to bullshit my way out of that sticky situation.
 
T

Tin

Guest
dont get me wrong the ninjas have all the martial arts and stuff but
pirates get the songs the boats the pillaging and keira knightly :p
 
J

Juggernaut

Guest
I only voted for the Ninjas because there was no option for Chuck Norris. He would have kicked all of them's arses.
 
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melon

Guest
I only voted for the Ninjas because there was no option for Chuck Norris. He would have kicked all of them's arses. [/b]
CORRECTION!.......CHABAL would have kicked all of their arses!
 

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