In Samoa, i was staying in a village.. it was poor, they had no pitch and no ball or anything, so they play touch rugby on a strip of grass about 6ftx30ft. There was plenty of palmtrees on the small hill overlooking the bay, so we used to practice goalkicking thru palm trees into the ocean..
They kept taking the **** out of Wilko's kicking routine though after i did it for laugh. It was hilarious.. they did it exactly right, but added a wiggle on the bum posture. Even they think he's a ***, even down to the age of 5. It's actually a subject they learn at school in Samoa. They don't have normal tackle bags. They have tackle bags in the image of wilkinson.
Now you know why Brian Lima tried to decapitate him with his forearm. He must be sick of Wilkinson.
Now, i'd like to see him do this bum-wiggle-kicking stance in a game, although he'd probably lose balance.. fall over and fracture a hip and be out for another 5 months.. and put his recovery down to the journey of inspiration of the bio-dynamic farming of rice crispies. Or maybe coco pops. He likes variation.
