I was watching the news the other nite, well it was a while back actually, i only just bothered to post it now, but, they had this old as footage of manchester united playing, it was like 100yrs old or something. Anyway, they had this fat as goal keeper, and you know all the steriotypes of fat people playing soccer "put him in goal so the ball cant get pased him" well, unfortunalty for this guy, it was the case. And back in the day, they had a pie for every player on the team to eat after the game. And once this goalkeeper got subbed off late in the game, and went and ate all the pies!!