People that **** me off

Discussion in 'The Clubhouse Bar' started by St Helens RLFC, Nov 14, 2006.

  1. Naomi Campbell - big on mouth, little on talent "diva". for Diva, read absolute twat.



    Myleen Klass - Help, I'm a Celebrity, my career's on its arse, get me out of here!



    European Court of Human Rights - why should you govern laws in England?



    Nikki Graham from big brother - absolute f***ing MORON!



    Anyone from Big Brother, in fact.



    Jade Goody in particular - what do you need a bloody PA for?



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  3. sanzar

    sanzar Guest

    Creationists - There's scientific proof of evolution, all you lot have is some book and your telling us that ours is the 'contested theory'?! Please die. All of you.
     
  4. Ripper

    Ripper Guest

    Bitter Australian Male Nurses who are still ****** off that the Berlin Wall came down and hate anybody who earns more than 2 dollars a hour.
     
  5. ak47

    ak47 Guest

    Tom Cruise
    Bono - at the moment
    Barmy Army or English Citizens
    Nuckles
     
  6. sanzar

    sanzar Guest

    Are you talking about one of your 2 fathers again? That's why you hate Australians and communists isn't it? One of your fathers was an Australian male nurse, the other was a Soviet Commie recruiter. Stop out self loathing the Jews ripper... it's very sad that you won't own up to your heritage.

    To add to the list then:

    Bitter kiwi teenagers who still haven't hit puberty (they'll drop soon enough ripper, try not to worry), who wish they were Jewish and American because they can't accept that their country is powerless in the international community.
     
  7. I'm feelin that St. Helens has alot of hate inside him.
     
  8. ..::ERIC::..

    ..::ERIC::.. Guest

    Rugby Jocks

    Nicolas Cage
     
  9. ak47

    ak47 Guest

    OH I NEARLY FORGET THE #1 MOST HATED NUTTER

    THAT BLOODY SHIEK FREAK SIEK MUSLIM NUTCRACK THAT RECKONS WOMEN WHO DRESS CLAD, ARE ASKING FOR RAPE

    yeah we have this spokesperson for muslims down here and yes he said that in one of his addresses t othat community

    I heard he gotto stay in that role.......coz apparantly the next in line for the role are even worse...ie this guy is a conservative WTF??

    When asked which do you put first - Australia or Muslim Faith - he said Muslim...well pal the airport is in botany, its called a one way ticket..and if this aint ur priority go to where it is
     
  10. NZL Fan

    NZL Fan Guest

    Bono: For singing a duet with Kylie. Can't wait for his next turn as the new frontman for the wiggles.........(P.S. Hope Greg gets better).

    Bob Geldof: For saying New Zealander's were not contributing enough money to third world countries - **** off Bob!, we ARE a third world country!!

    Lady Di: Now tell me again, how did she make my life better??

    John Howard: Look closely behind him and you'll see Bush's arm up there somewhere........

    Paris Hilton: Money cannot buy you a personality, but it can pretty much buy you anything else.

    Helen Clarke: Couple of bolts out the side of her head wouldn't go amiss.......

    Edgar J Hoover: The cross-dressing kinda put me off........oh, and the small fact he stood by whilst the Mafia took over the United States!

    Neil Armstrong: Cmon Neil, time to fess up, you weren't really on the moon were you? The fact you came back alive wearing only a bit of aluminium cooking foil for protection sort of tipped us off..........

    O.J Simpson.

    O.J Simpsons prosecuters: How did you lose the case with so much evidence pointing to guilt!? Then you had the audacity to sell your story for millions about how you botched the unbotchable!

    Stevo (rugby league commentator): Surely it's a wind up, you really don't know THAT little about rugby league do you?
     
  11. Ripper

    Ripper Guest

    Are you talking about one of your 2 fathers again? That's why you hate Australians and communists isn't it? One of your fathers was an Australian male nurse, the other was a Soviet Commie recruiter. Stop out self loathing the Jews ripper... it's very sad that you won't own up to your heritage.

    To add to the list then:

    Bitter kiwi teenagers who still haven't hit puberty (they'll drop soon enough ripper, try not to worry), who wish they were Jewish and American because they can't accept that their country is powerless in the international community.
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    Don't forget Irish ancestory, I need to funnel money into the IRA.

    Moving on

    = People who think the moon landing was a hoax
    = People who think 9/11 was a big George Bush plot
    = Green Party members who hate anything fun, or anything that makes our lives easier.
     
  12. DonBilly

    DonBilly Guest

    I agree with you on this one, England should not be part of Europe. Let's dream a bit and technology one day should be able to move this piece of land next to New England.
     
  13. 187

    187 Guest

    BUSH!!!!
     
  14. Serge

    Serge Guest

    Lleyton Hewitt (sp?) - He's a c*ck.
     
  15. Prestwick

    Prestwick Guest

    The minority of Scots and Welsh who go beyond "banter" and just try and bait you at every opportunity and feel that somehow, down in London, evil Englishmen who have monocles and twizzle moustaches and have top hats and capes and tie virgin maidens to train tracks are somehow plotting the downfall of Scotland and Wales :p

    That really annoys me. Especially when I seem to be the f***ing "English nation Customer Service agent" when I am in Aberdeen and thus ALL the whinging and moaning from the Scots gets aimed directly at me!

    Oh yeah and Glenn McGrath. He's a ponce who mouths off too much and when goes off and sulks when he gets egg on his face. Like say when England won the ashes last year, oh no! We shot down McGrath's ego by not fulfilling his prediction that Australia would win in a "five match white wash."

    Actually add onto that "whinging aussies" (for this read Matthew Hayden or Ricky Ponting), what rubbish examples of Australians!
     
  16. ..::ERIC::..

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  17. That vacuous fatuous blonde nothing Chantelle deserves a mention.

    and Sienna Millar...the jumped-up little bimb.
     
  18. loratadine

    loratadine Guest

    welsh people
     
  19. O'Rothlain

    O'Rothlain Guest

    You're "scientific proof" is a pigs thigh bone lying next to a human skull. You can kindly **** off, twat.
     
  20. You're "scientific proof" is a pigs thigh bone lying next to a human skull. You can kindly **** off, twat.
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    Question that's always bugged me - how does any religion explain the existence of dinosaurs?

    There's proof that humans and dinosaurs didn't exist at the same time, but according to the creation theory the first humans were created and put on Earth right from the start.

    I've never understood the religious stance on life before mankind.
     
  21. not all people who believe in God are creationists & dogmatic....just like not all atheists are smug & patronising.

    If Stephen Hawking can see his way clear to believe in God I'm sure there are way's round the existance of a few fossils....but at the end of the day : Who knows
     
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