http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/rugby_union/8011023.stm South Africa coach and five time holder of Attitude magazine's "sexiest handlebar moustache" award, Peter de Villiers has expressed "surprise" over Paul O'Connell being tapped to the position of Captain of the Lions. In other news, de Villiers also expressed surprise and shock that it was a rugby team he has been coaching for the last two years. "I thought it very odd that these football players were running around with the ball in their hands" he said yesterday, "I was told that they were all just goalkeepers trying out of the Kaizer Chiefs! How the hell was I supposed to know?!" In his defence, he did admit that he had "long suspected" that the Wallabies and All Blacks "weren't soccer teams" after never observing them play in the last four World Cups.. Furthermore, de Villiers has expressed shock that the moon wasn't made of cheese, that Spiderman didn't exist and that Borat wasn't Khazakstan's cultural attache to South Africa.