Poetry and Song Lyrics

[Dmx#1]

Basically submit a song/verse/poem of your own or even feel free to post someone elses work. Feel free to comment on anything thats posted on here. Well im not a rapper or anything but I thoughti would put a (literally) bad rap verse that has an eminem influence to it. It might be offensive so beware its supposed to be funny although its very dark humor. I just wrote this now so feel free to give harsh criticism

All I ever wanted in life was 2 girls to bust nuts
Then reality hit and all i got was 2 girls and one cup
People call me a "dumbf***" and say "u need help" and "I pity ya"
All because I married with a prostitute from bolivia
She has a flat a$$ and fake hooters like olivia
I hit it raw even though she had H.I.V and chlamidya
Mashed on mushrooms getting the heebie jeebies back
Im a crackhead i smoke more phillys peedi crack
Tried to pay some dude to listen to my song he threw the cd back
I guess im with wrong crowd my best friends a necrophilliac
i dont make deep music my raps are shallow as hell
I will murk you and toss ya ass in the shallowest well
Hell, I well wear your hide like cowella devalle
I mean devill pardon me
I slit my wrists in a vertical motion so I can sever a artery
I take enhancing drugs so I can run from cops at sonic speed
I'll Shoot u with a bee bee shotgun if step on my property
Honestly Im pathological liar
Slash Arsonist who has facisnation with fire
I have an IQ of a monkey whos trained to rhyme
You must be more of a dumbass than me to believe half of my lines

Post anything thats related to song lyrics, poems etc

 

[gingergenius]

nice multies, skillz.

blap blap yeah i write bars from time to time. Got bored in an English lesson...

Musing in another English class,
Bruising as I'm losing, these exams I won't pass,
Can't wait for the bell to go at last,
Burnt state like hell from this blast
As the fire alarm sounds,
Ringing, the beat pounds,
Singing its heart out
As I spark you in ya mout',
Mark you with a proper clout,
Violate your property, hook you like trout,
Irate uppercut sends straight your supper up,
Not buttercups but daisies you'll be pushin' up,
Tongue goes lazy, vision hazy,
Sprung by this crazy collision maybe,
Definitely violent like guerrilla collides military,
Alluding that you're slyly killin' me,
But still a lot of lovin', all brilliant when we're pillin'
Light up like a light bulb electrically billin',
I'm waking from my reverie,
I'm shaking you cos you'll never be
Quite like me,
Or fight like me, you'll die twice nightly,
Hands round your neck as they grip tightly,
Got to get back to this bright poetry.

 

[Dmx#1]

I got all the female listners fuming
Since i said Woman are only good for reproducing
Im a sexist prick ***** its clearly evident
thats why 90% of my critics are feminists
and 10% are ex girlfriendsd who turned lesbian
Asking rich kids snorting coke if "I cud get a sniff?"
My 6 year old cousin sniffs petrol I asked "Can get a whiff?"
He replied "F**** you DarkMan you still owe me a spliff!"
I threatened him "Im gonna beat ur ass u litttle sh*t"
On buzz driving I can barely get the gears to shift
Road Rage telling the world I DONT GIVE A ****
From the first verb all the way to the third verse
I splurge words to create a preverse verse
Just make sure ur buzzed out and play in reverse first
Drugs will enhance your life just start with the dirt herb
You will feel a tingling sensation followed by a head rush
Hey kids watch my stab my osophagus and make my neck gush
Take a couple of these pills and find out what dis ex does
Have sex with a person with aids with no condom and find out sex does
Im hardest in the rap game and fact is all yor lames softs
Im the type of person to survive when I attempt to blow my brains off

 

[gingergenius]

alright darkman let's have a battle,
but beware I'm known to spark man in their adam's apple,
so listen up, get me while I spit it,
i'll freestyle this **** better than you could have writ it,
you may have a few sick bars, but I know you'll have bit it,
see like Jack Kerouac I'm a beat poet,
i'll beat you so hard and make your teeth know it,
yo, this guy thinks he's god, he's king,
He's like a kid at the ice rink holdin on to the outside ring,
In trouble with police, better know you sang
You could date a stick of dynamite and wouldn't go out with a bang,
So give me a second DarkManX, I'm on a poetic flex,
I can't believe you're still here you pathetic poomplex,
You'll get trapped like spastic pets having sex in cricket nets,
No kiwi could ever take an English wicket yet,
understand that I'm the sickest vet
against me you would never make a bet,
so i'll watch while you crumple in fear,
make this kiwi pee pee till you've got antipodean beer,
like castlemaine four x's stands for P-I-S-S
and listen as on to my ex's i digress next,
let me tell you what happened to the gash in my life,
number one got a slappin then a slash of my knife,
two wasn't conscious, her end's rawer,
slip in the rohyp, undo the zip, hitch skirt up, bored her,
three tried to fight back so i switched out and floored her,
squashed four between a bike rack with her ***s out then ignored her,
yo darkman want more? cos like Hindley you'll get MOORdered.

 

[Dmx#1]

Yeah man I will spit a verse 2morrow after my exam. I gotta study 4 exam for a tonight. I we ill eat you alive man

 

[janco]

Nice verses man

 

[sotti84]

The best lyrics for a song (taken from th JRR Tolkien Silmarillion)

Nightfall - Blind Guardian
No sign of life did flicker
In floods of tears she cried
"All hope's lost it can't be undone
They're wasted and gone"

"Save me your speeches
I know (They blinded us all)
What you want
You will take it away from me
Take it and I know for sure
The light she once brought in
Is gone forevermore"

Like sorrowful seaguls they sang
"(We're) lost in the deep shades
The misty cloud brought
(A wailing when beauty was gone
Come take a look at the sky)
Monstrous it covered the shore
Fearful into the unknown"
Quietly it crept in new horror
Insanity reigned
And spilled the first blood
When the old king was slain

chorus:
Nightfall
Quietly crept in and changed us all
Nightfall
Quietly crept in and changed us all
Nightfall
Immortal land lies down in agony

"How long shall we
Mourn in the dark
the bliss and the beauty
Will not return
Say farewell to sadness and grief
Though long and hard the road may be"
But even in silence I heard the words
"An oath we shall swear
By the name of the one
Until the world's end
It can't be broken"

Just wondering how
I can still hear these voices inside

The doom of the Noldor drew near

The words of a banished king
"I swear revenge"
Filled with anger aflamed our hearts
Full of hate full of pride
We screamed for revenge

chorus

"Vala he is that's what you said
Then your oath's been sworn in vain
(But) freely you came and
You freely shall depart
(So) never trust the northern winds
Never turn your back on friends"

"Oh I'm heir of the high lord!"
"You better don't trust him"
The enemy of mine
Isn't he of your kind and
Finally you may follow me
Farewell
He said

chorus

Back to where it all began

 

[Dmx#1]

Sorry for the late one man I spent my holidays catching up on school work. Man it sucked. Anyway I start the battle back up again

When we engage in battle your brains will rattle
You cant handle my crew we will live you lames dismantled
I'll slay this mammal this **** is raw your spit flawed
In school i'd toss as in locker and call u 'ginger balls'
Bury u beneath the earths crust alive in its core
Toss your spirit outta the globe so it can get sent to god
I pity yall anybody can can get it dog
Im gully ass senagon when i get it on
Im your father i birthed u and mother wishes u never born
You go to jail on purpose enjoying ur ass gettin torn
You lack metaphors plus im better dog
Looking like a hobo in your sig are u getting any chedder dog?
I get the saw sever the bones of this eminem clone
Since 5th grade u was a *****made feminent hoe
I gotta elegent flow 22 bars i got seven to go
Im like a intricately designed bomb thats ready 2 blow
This gingers a whinger so getting what you ask for
Lay u out on the asphalt ur lifespan will pass in fast forward
We can battle in private or public in front cam cords
gingergenius consititutes to a prostitute who is nothin but cashwore
u a pussy so ima break this *****es glass jaw
You a phony rocking fake bapes and such
Ill reinact the 'cook the man some scenes" like jake the mus
Rock you till your face will gush the color of a red ruby
Thats more then twentytwo bars ***** so what sue me

 

[gingergenius]

on a level blud, i'm insulted,
you come with nuff punchlines but only one got me revolted,
sayin I rock fake bape, for that i'll shake you out of shape for f***'s sake,
break you into pieces and put you back together with duck tape,
calling my **** fake is as true as what's written in scripture,
if you want me to prove you wrong, wow, here's a picture,
so here we go, let's see what happens when you click on this line,
a bathing ape, now i'll spit for a bit more time,
the forces of good combine to see the Darkman decline,
haha f*** Darkman you're still a younga, belong in a nursery rhyme
you're about to get slewed you'll wish you could make this verse rewind,
so here's me with my finger on he play button,
just linger a little longer and hear me say summink,
now your chats are good, i admit it,
but really darkman, in what language do you spit it?
it looks to me suspiciously american, 'y'all', 'dog', 'cheddar'
far from a proud kiwi, i see your face get redder and redder,
pinching another country's slang, boy thats so low you're more than 6 feet deader,
see me standing above the grave looking down on you,
see me patronise with my anglicised bars as i frown on you,
buried in the earth like that it's as if you dug straight from new zealand and didn't quite make it,
now you just a duppyman, so numb you can't feel your hand, reach out but I won't shake it,
i just take the spade and smack your back, break it,
see i'm a pain in the back like a broken spine, haha i'd chat more of this but i don't think you could take it.

 

[Dmx#1]

One the microphone i snipe ya dome till ur a lifeless casualty
Stomp your face till its flatter than lifeless battery
A pain in the back? Ur pain in the ass when u got ducktape
Ur girls gotta strap gettin u buttraped
For f***s sake i'll riddle this anglo saxon
switching between black and white like michael jackson
My **** is iconic isnt it ironic
That listening to ur raps is like shakespeare spitting ebonics
Im demonic & devislish ur nuthing short of pathetic kid
I'll make your whole body numb like sedative
Its raw and unedited
I was on the block while this silver spooned fag was learning food edicate
Bring the medics in coz im too sick while u got no swagger
Your broke bummy cracked out version mick jagger
Your a emo slash breakdancer cross dresser turned rapper
you a actor im trying to get more green than packers
Dissing me like u know me you dont even have a identity
Call me amnesia because i will erase u like a memory
My style is as powerful as kinetic energy
I'll make ur body more hollow than a bottle of hennesy
I make more noise then when the rougers is off
toss you like a ragdoll like im a jedi using the force

 

[feicarsinn]

mm lyrics the backbone of any good folk artist:
Pictures on my wall,
Fifteen different colours,
Starting with vermillion-
The first flower of the summer,
And don't think I'll be finished
Till I've begun to understand this,
With you stretched out in the sunlight,
As your laughter fills my canvas
The sun falls in my fingers,
On your back against the blinds,
It's tracing out your hollows
It is filling in your lines,
There your curl finds your spiral
As you silhouette the window,
When my brush forgives itself
Spills lines upon your pillow,
Finds you standing in the middle
Of the lines you've laid down before
Try to trace my picture into yours
Let me paint you in the corner,
As your shoulders trap the light
See the sunset feeling golden
On the wineskins of the night
I have seen your eyes in paintings
As Cathedrals cried Hosanna
Let me paint your face in frescos
Hang your hair like Angelabra
See you standing in the middle
Of lines you laid down before,
Try to paint my picture into yours
In the morning let me find you
As I call to you by name,
Your body warm beside me
Not imprisoned in a frame
I could never find the colours
Or the light that finely paints you
With those roses in your hair
Smell of wine, immortal perfume
As you're standing in the middle
Of lines you laid down before
Tryin' to paint my picture into yours