How do you make a 'center-alignment' tags, if there are any?

Can an admin please get us the cute little smiley on the scooter?

Please, I would really like to know.

I did the alignment one on another forum, but the same tags aren't working (I think).

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Chiro and sambad, I have banned you two from this thread. That means you can view it, but you can not post in it. Failure to comply with these rules will result in a beating with a very heavy stick.