Saracens descend deeper into South Africa..

Discussion in 'Aviva Premiership / LV Cup' started by Prestwick, Jan 19, 2010.

  1. Prestwick

    Prestwick Guest

    Notorious South African outfit Saracens further embelished their status as "South African trojan horse in English rugby" today by signing that most patriotic of Brown.

    As if to rub salt into the very open wound which has shaken up English club rugby since SAIL took over the former North London club, Saracens also recently concluded negotiations with Alex Goode, Noah Cato, Andy Saull and Tom Mercey as well as Academy hopefuls Owen Farrell and James Short all of whom are obviously harbouring secret South African citizenship.

    To help lazy sports journalists in need of an easy and incredibly inaccurate and speculative story, Saracens will now translate all their press releases into Afrikaans and refer to Saracens as merely "The Green Menace" rather than "Sarries" to help boost the sense of hysteria and snobbery afflicting the standard of British sports journalism these days.

    News story below for those who managed to wade through all three articles of unabashed sarcasm.
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  3. Bullitt

    Bullitt Guest

    Rumour has it they've signed Soane Tonga'huia for 5 years. One hell of a poach if true.
  4. Prestwick

    Prestwick Guest

    Yeah theres a Bedford Blues fan on the Sarries board saying that he has it on account of a source very close to Tonga'huia that he's signing for 3 or 5 years.

    Very nice man as well, pity Bedford aren't in the GP :(
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