Monolouge fact about Andy Farrell ver 1;
He's a former "rugby league superstar" (which is an oxymoron) who was tempted to sign an RFU contract because Andy Robinson believed he would become an outstanding player. Be it a forward or back, it didn't really matter... For he would be given his own position with the apt name... The boreward. Oh, Andy would move from his beloved Wigan to the so called "wonderful" Watford where he would play for the "mighty" Saracens. These Saracens would forge him into a world class rugby player, be it forward or back, and he would become the savior of England!
Hark! Oh no! The man of steel would bruise his num-num mere days after signing his lucrative £200,000 per season contract and not don his boots for 12 months. Alas, ye there is no problem. Thou prophisise that the BBC shall name him as great before the union crowds first bestowed their eyes upon him. The BBC will show 'em!
Now, in his 18th month of the great and wonderful code, the rusty man of steel has shown his credentials in the code of union... He shal flanh nay he shall not push. He shall occupy the midfield nay he shall only move latteral. And hark! how he shall be defeated by sprinkboks and made to look stupid by 19 year old boys. Oh Hark and LOL!
The future is uncertain for the man of steel, nay he will be great, for these are the words of Andy Robinson.