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Ok....I was sitting in bed with my lady talking our usual random stuff and we started discussing about "hot" hunky league and union players.
I am not shy when discussing beautiful men but I have to say that when I was trying to think of the perfect male specimen of a player...I could not find one that really stood out. There seemed to be flaws in all of them.
Ok....so maybe I better give my criteria for the type of man I think would be perfect male union or league player.
Face: Obviously...symmetrical, deep penetrating eyes, strong brow, beautiful smile, perfect teeth, gorgeous hair, tucked in ears, mouth has full but not juju like lips....a nice shape not too small and not too wide.
Height: 6 foot 1 inch give or take an inch or two....this is because this height puts the guy in the tall but not over the top bracket. He is accessible to most girls and only the really tall girls will overstep him.
Weight: 90-100kg...this makes him a man of substance but not an over the top sort of weight man.
Build: Muscular but not overly done...something similar to an Olympic sprinters build.
Position: Anywhere in the backs
Speed: Obviously lots of it...the more the better.
Strength: Great Chest and bicep power...but not over the top where he loses flexibility.
Skill: Great passing ability especially adept at back passes.
Agility: Great footwork renown for his stepping ability
Mentality: An onfield talker...always talking...shows he has leadership, intelligence.
Media: Very articulate in speech, accomodating, humorous, insightful, honest,
So based on this criteria I started to think vey hard on the type I guy who fits this...basically the type of guy I would admire and wish I were him. However all the guys who people say are "hot" seemed to fall short on a few areas....lets have a look at them.
Dan Carter - His build is slightly too skinny to be classed as having a real physical presence.
Andrew Ettinghausen - His jaw became squarer each year and diminished his good looks until it became too square.
Gavin Henson - Too short
Sonny Bill Williams - Slightly too tall and a plain face...lips too thin, mouth too wide, hair a bit dull at the moment, and no real speed or finesse type stepping ability....simply too orc like in his play to be considered dazzling.
Carlos Spencer - Almost but a bit on the short side and he got a bit too muscly that he lost a bit of that extra speed.
Richie McCaw - Nice face indeed but his genes have made him a workhorse...nothing dazzling speedwise.
Bakkies Botha - Nice strong face but his body is too big and overpowering
Rico Gear - Gerat body but his face has an unusual mouth
Anyway in the entire world of Rugby stars ther is one player who I would say is beautiful and fits my criteria. Throughout his career Intelligent, articulate, fast, skillful with ball in hand and with his feet, strong, great body with his height and weight. nice smile...FANTASTIC FACE, beautiful hair, and a winner...a Rugby World Cup Winner. This player is:
Percy Montgomery
This man has all the attributes and oozes sex appeal!
If you can think of another top player that may be better I would be very interested :lol:
I am not shy when discussing beautiful men but I have to say that when I was trying to think of the perfect male specimen of a player...I could not find one that really stood out. There seemed to be flaws in all of them.
Ok....so maybe I better give my criteria for the type of man I think would be perfect male union or league player.
Face: Obviously...symmetrical, deep penetrating eyes, strong brow, beautiful smile, perfect teeth, gorgeous hair, tucked in ears, mouth has full but not juju like lips....a nice shape not too small and not too wide.
Height: 6 foot 1 inch give or take an inch or two....this is because this height puts the guy in the tall but not over the top bracket. He is accessible to most girls and only the really tall girls will overstep him.
Weight: 90-100kg...this makes him a man of substance but not an over the top sort of weight man.
Build: Muscular but not overly done...something similar to an Olympic sprinters build.
Position: Anywhere in the backs
Speed: Obviously lots of it...the more the better.
Strength: Great Chest and bicep power...but not over the top where he loses flexibility.
Skill: Great passing ability especially adept at back passes.
Agility: Great footwork renown for his stepping ability
Mentality: An onfield talker...always talking...shows he has leadership, intelligence.
Media: Very articulate in speech, accomodating, humorous, insightful, honest,
So based on this criteria I started to think vey hard on the type I guy who fits this...basically the type of guy I would admire and wish I were him. However all the guys who people say are "hot" seemed to fall short on a few areas....lets have a look at them.
Dan Carter - His build is slightly too skinny to be classed as having a real physical presence.
Andrew Ettinghausen - His jaw became squarer each year and diminished his good looks until it became too square.
Gavin Henson - Too short
Sonny Bill Williams - Slightly too tall and a plain face...lips too thin, mouth too wide, hair a bit dull at the moment, and no real speed or finesse type stepping ability....simply too orc like in his play to be considered dazzling.
Carlos Spencer - Almost but a bit on the short side and he got a bit too muscly that he lost a bit of that extra speed.
Richie McCaw - Nice face indeed but his genes have made him a workhorse...nothing dazzling speedwise.
Bakkies Botha - Nice strong face but his body is too big and overpowering
Rico Gear - Gerat body but his face has an unusual mouth
Anyway in the entire world of Rugby stars ther is one player who I would say is beautiful and fits my criteria. Throughout his career Intelligent, articulate, fast, skillful with ball in hand and with his feet, strong, great body with his height and weight. nice smile...FANTASTIC FACE, beautiful hair, and a winner...a Rugby World Cup Winner. This player is:
Percy Montgomery
This man has all the attributes and oozes sex appeal!
If you can think of another top player that may be better I would be very interested :lol:
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