Smoking really does kill...

Discussion in 'The Clubhouse Bar' started by melon, May 13, 2008.

  1. melon

    melon Guest

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  3. sanzar

    sanzar Guest

    That photo is so filthy I think I might just throw up...
     
  4. Caledfwlch

    Caledfwlch Guest

    What is it that makes the Japs so crazy. Honestly, I think its the extreme stress they face at work.

    And melon, that picture is gross.
     
  5. fcukernaut

    fcukernaut Guest

    And no one questioned why he smelled like kerosene?
     
  6. Ripper

    Ripper Guest

    Those Blenhiem kids who were huffing LPG in the backseat of their car and blew themselves up when one of them lit a cigeratte were better.
     
  7. Caledfwlch

    Caledfwlch Guest







    WHAT!?!?!? :blink:
     
  8. woosaah

    woosaah Guest

    Ripper said:

    Those Blenhiem kids who were huffing LPG in the backseat of their car and blew themselves when one of them lit a cigeratte were better.



    did you hear that? :p

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/4481319a12855.html
     
  9. One, I fell asleep with a beer can in one hand, the tv remote in the other, and a lit cigarette hanging from my lip.



    When I woke up, the blanket was on fire and my eyebrows were gone.
     
  10. Laetca

    Laetca Guest

    Some people are amazingly stupid. I mean those kids in the car.

    The Japanese guy sounds like an original form of suicide. I'm glad I don't live in Japan, I wouldn't be able to handle the pressure, once in history class or something we read random lines from a list of rules in some japanese secondary school. It was stated in that list what colour everyone's underwear had to be! And how many toiletpaper they could use!
     
  11. Sir Speedy

    Sir Speedy Guest

    Perhaps it's just the rich guys there, but I always thought Japan to be a really relaxed country. :(
     
  12. Laetca

    Laetca Guest

    I could be mistaken, but I think that Japan is the country with the highest suicide rate in the world.
    It's one of the things they are famous for.

    Well, that and hentai.
     
  13. shtove

    shtove Guest

    Myth Busters has shown that a lit cigarette can't ignite petrol. It must have been the lighter - makes sense: he was doused in the same stuff the lighter was full of, and the stuff coming out of the lighter was in flames, ergo ...

    Everything you see in the movies is fake. Wahay!
     
  14. Laetca

    Laetca Guest

    I read (on IMDb's trivia, great source of nonsense!) that fuel can't ignite by ways of a flame. Apparantly, it's the fumes that can. Or was it that only the fumes explode?
    Also, C4 can't be detonated by a flame, it needs an actual detonator, when you just set it on fire, it burns up slowly.

    That knowledge will come in handy some day!

    After long research it will turn out that the Japanese man had actually hidden a small lighting device in his navel, which he used to set himself on fire, he only asked for cigarettes because he wanted the police officer, who's father once threw a rock at his aunt when they were both five years old, to feel guilty, thus avenging his aunt (with intrest) by causing so much guilt in the police officer that he would kill himself (remember, the story is set in Japan).
    And then Fox will buy the rights to make the motion picture, and Nicolas Cage will play the role of the police officer.
     
  15. Ripper

    Ripper Guest

    They were the future of Blenheim - now where will the shithole of a town look for in the future with their next generation blowing themselves up?
     
  16. Caledfwlch

    Caledfwlch Guest



    What the hell is that? Sushi?
     
  17. melon

    melon Guest



    What the hell is that? Sushi?

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    Hentai literally means pervert/pervasion but in this context that Lateca is referring to I think it means manga porn or something like that. Japanese adult orientated animation.
     
  18. Caledfwlch

    Caledfwlch Guest



    What the hell is that? Sushi?

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    Hentai literally means pervert/pervasion but in this context that Lateca is referring to I think it means manga porn or something like that. Japanese adult orientated animation.
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    :blink: Man are the Japs sick...
     
  19. nam97

    nam97 Guest

    It's the vapour from the fuel which is dangerous. It's at very high pressure and when ignited it explodes. ie, tanks of gas is compressed vapour with a huge amount of pressure therefore very explosive. So the guy was doused in kero, the fumes would have been surrounding and the flame would have ignited it, not the kero itself.
     
  20. Jer1cho

    Jer1cho Guest

    At least i kicked that disgusting habit. 2 years without a cigarette for me, and i smoked for 7 years. Thank you Alan Carr's easy way to stop smoking!!!!!
     
  21. I think the only man in the world who is crazier than the japanese is the guy on wairapa cullen's profile picture
     
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