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Some say his earwax tastes like Turkish Delight, and that he can smell corners
Some say his brain is a Satellite navigation system, and that his voice can only be heard by cats
Some say he has a tattoo of Buzz Aldrin on his thigh, and that he does not see like humans do, instead he sees numbers in green scrolling down
Some say he has no age, and that if you tune your radio to 88.4 FM you can actually hear his thoughts
Some say his skin has the texture of dolphins, and that he appears on high-value stamps in Sweden
Some say he appears on Japanese banknotes, and that if he could be bothered, he could crack the Da Vinci code in 43 seconds
Some say he has a digital face, and that for some reason, he's allergic to the Dutch
All we know is, he's called The Stig
Some say his brain is a Satellite navigation system, and that his voice can only be heard by cats
Some say he has a tattoo of Buzz Aldrin on his thigh, and that he does not see like humans do, instead he sees numbers in green scrolling down
Some say he has no age, and that if you tune your radio to 88.4 FM you can actually hear his thoughts
Some say his skin has the texture of dolphins, and that he appears on high-value stamps in Sweden
Some say he appears on Japanese banknotes, and that if he could be bothered, he could crack the Da Vinci code in 43 seconds
Some say he has a digital face, and that for some reason, he's allergic to the Dutch
All we know is, he's called The Stig
