Some say he has a bionic arm, and that he has acid for blood

Discussion in 'The Clubhouse Bar' started by feicarsinn, Nov 3, 2007.

  1. feicarsinn

    feicarsinn Guest

    Some say his earwax tastes like Turkish Delight, and that he can smell corners







    Some say his brain is a Satellite navigation system, and that his voice can only be heard by cats





    Some say he has a tattoo of Buzz Aldrin on his thigh, and that he does not see like humans do, instead he sees numbers in green scrolling down






    Some say he has no age, and that if you tune your radio to 88.4 FM you can actually hear his thoughts







    Some say his skin has the texture of dolphins, and that he appears on high-value stamps in Sweden








    Some say he appears on Japanese banknotes, and that if he could be bothered, he could crack the Da Vinci code in 43 seconds






    Some say he has a digital face, and that for some reason, he's allergic to the Dutch













    All we know is, he's called The Stig
     
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  3. melon

    melon Guest

    Top Gear FTW!!!
     
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