Take a Joke, Leave a Joke.

Discussion in 'The Clubhouse Bar' started by O'Rothlain, Jul 4, 2008.

  1. O'Rothlain

    O'Rothlain Guest

    A young Irish couple on their wedding night entered their honeymoon suite.
    As they were undressing for bed, the husband, the big burly farmer from Cork area, tossed his trousers to his new bride and said: "Here, put these on."
    She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.
    "I can't wear your trousers," she said.
    "That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the one who wears the trousers in this relationship."
    With that the Dub girl flipped him her knickers and said: "Try these on."
    He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps.
    "Hell," he said. ''I can't get into your knickers!"
    She replied: "That's right... and that's the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes."
  2. Forum Ad Advertisement

  3. jawmalawm24

    jawmalawm24 Guest

    :cheers: nice one O'Rothlain

    Can't remember how it went but it's something like this

    Worker says to his boss "hey can I have the day off, I'm getting frustrated from all the overtime you've been giving me."
    So his boss replied "Well whenever I'm frustrated I just go home and give my mrs one you should try it".
    So when the boss saw his worker the next day he asked him "So how did it go?".
    The worker replied "Yes it went really really well I feel much better now boss and oh yea you have very nice house thankyou."
Enjoyed this thread? Register to post your reply - click here!

Share This Page