the 6nations

Discussion in 'The Clubhouse Bar' started by THE CHIROPRACTOR101, Jan 14, 2006.

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    i agree...

    so....i will tell you the very history of the 6nations

    it consists of 6nations...who play rugby....and push each other on the swings at the playground

    one day...mr bean was walking down the road to ireland from england...he went and slapped a young irishman named I.McAlot and acused him of macking alot of english women...the irish man and his team of pub drinkers chased mr bean back to england....where he hid behind lennox lewis..former world heavyweight champion of the world..and sometimes pluto

    lennox whipped they asses....they then ran back home and got colin farrell who is a well known bad boy in hollywood...collin..or budgey as the irish affectionately call him beat lennox in a cage match on the eiffel tower...thus the tower collapsing and stabbing the queen of france in the eyebrow...this upset the french who got very froggy!!!...they planned a war against both nations and summoned a witchdocter from sth africa named "mary" who ressurected with her powers..napolean bonaparte..he awoke and saw the carnage and commited suicide out of fear....the witchdocter who was paid a camel and 3 and half pairs of shoes to bring the mini legend back to life..was angered...she grabbed his bones tossed them in her cauldron with some explosives...and he emerged as napolean dynamite

    what a fantastic weapon the french had at there disposal...a geek..he lead the forces of the french into war with the english muffins and the irish biscuits..and all hell broke loose....a loose cannon deflected from the war hit charlotte church on her fat forehead which rebounded and hit the leaning tower in italy...(r.i.p)..which is now known as the "the lying down tower"..this angered both the welsh and the italians...during this time on the news inbetween adverts of gavin henson promoting his hair products..the united nations notified the world this will be resolved in the best manner...all the leaders got together and smoked weed and had a sleep on the idea

    by this time on the 56th of april,the year 2....everyone was at it..fighting in europe
    when the u.n came to conclusion they should settle differences ina rugby tournament..all was agreed..and there you have it..my extensive knowledge of the 6nations

    and no one cares about scotland

    ...this is how it begun and this is how it will end...

    but new zealand kicked all of there asses...

    finshed..
     
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  3. loratadine

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  4. kaftka

    kaftka Guest

    [​IMG] What goes on inside your head chiro?
     
  5. extensive knowledge
     
  6. I thought that would of fit more nicely in the pointless opinions thread... [​IMG]

    Nice though [​IMG]
     
  7. See, this is the sort of thing I'm looking for! It's different, it's fresh, it makes IMO worth having!
     
  8. wigan_rlfc

    wigan_rlfc Guest

    Nice piece.
     
  9. loratadine

    loratadine Guest

    very humorous and prove that IMO can work.
    we should have people who are commited to writing articles every week - it would be nice to read an article by chiro every week.
     
  10. kaftka

    kaftka Guest

    Chiros weekly column?
    Angry white boy ramblings from TRFs resident Illiterate Samoan?


    Could catch on.
     
  11. kaftka

    kaftka Guest

    Okay. But only because your avatar scares me.
     
  12. kinkon89

    kinkon89 Guest

    ...NOW THATS TALKING BALLS!
     
  13. kaftka

    kaftka Guest

    I'll give you talking balls...
     
  14. ^^^^^i found the culprit who has erics missing nut sacks

    hes selling it on trademe.com
     
  15. gjohn85

    gjohn85 Guest

    Chiro for Mod!!
     
  16. Chiro > Tony Blair.
     
  17. air ben > helen clarke
     
  18. chiro, we need to find you a publisher.

    so you can poop and pee on them.
     
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