The Answer and Question Thread.

[errlloyd]

Ok for those of you who have seen Mock the Week this will be familiar. Basically what I will do is post a random answer and you need to post a Humerus question, so if I posted Ian Balshaw you would say like.

"Who is the worst fullback ever" - but more humerus.


Anyway the first answer half stolen from Mock the week is 14...

 

[Sir Speedy]

Give the size of your penis in millimetres.


Answer: Red and wet.

 

[errlloyd]

What do you call an old newspaper in the rain ?



Answer : Carlos Spencer

 

[Bullitt]

Question: Who wished he was as magnificent on the field of play as I?

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Answer: RC

 

[Steve-o]

Who should be brought back after Buck?
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Answer: Maybe...

 

[Jer1cho]

What do you call a penguin in a shower?



A typewriter

 

[dullonien]

What did I accidentally swallow last year on holiday?

My tongue

 

[Steve-o]

Aye Jer1cho and dullonien! Read the rules :lol:

 

[Jer1cho]

Aye Jer1cho and dullonien! Read the rules laugh.gif[/b]

Couldn't resist... so, on with the thread....

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What did myself and dullonien not do to cause belief of mental retardation?

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Answer: Shane Warne...

 

[dullonien]

I understood the game, the answer to 'What did I accidentally swallow on holiday last year' was a typewriter.

Didn't even realise my answer could also have been an answer to my question lol.

Anyway, someone needs to come up with a humerous question for the answer ' my tongue'.

 

[kaftka]

Your tongue, Dullonien? ... What do Charlotte Church, myself, and the entire cast of Cheers have in common the last friday night of every month?





A. centromere

 

[Fa'atau82]

Q: What type of dna does Sebastian Chabal and the world's oldest known 'caveman' possess?

A: Bockwurst sausages.