The Girl Next Door

Discussion in 'The Clubhouse Bar' started by Bullitt, Mar 26, 2008.

  1. Bullitt

    Bullitt Guest

    When I was 12 I had my first sexual experience.

    At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into 'you show me yours, I'll show you mine".

    So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up.

    So What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "FRESH" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!"

    I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there.

    To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
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  3. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    classic. every story ending with the fresh prince theme is a good story.
  4. shtove

    shtove Guest

    Good one.

    A bit smelly, a bit fresh.
  5. Macsen

    Macsen Guest

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