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<blockquote data-quote="Fa&#039;atau82" data-source="post: 201021"><p>What do you call 15 guys sitting around the T.V watching the Rugby World Cup final?</p><p></p><p>The All Blacks</p><p></p><p>------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>The seven dwarves and Graham Henry are down a mine when there is a cave-in. Snow White rushes to the entrance to the mine and yells down the shaft so see if anyone survived and calls the rescue crew.</p><p></p><p>Snow White hears a faint delirious sounding voice say 'Although i may die soon, i know that the All Blacks win the World Cup.'</p><p></p><p>The rescue crew manage to find the dwarves and tell Snow White they found everyone dead. Snow White is confused and asks the rescue crew if they knew who the person she spoke to last was.. so the crewman says, 'Well it must have been Graham. Even Dopey's is not that stupid'.</p><p></p><p>---------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>What’s the difference between the All Blacks and a tea-bag?</p><p>The tea-bag stays in the cup longer.</p><p></p><p>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>A Samoan man enters a cafe in Suva.</p><p></p><p>After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the samoan guy yells to the bartender..</p><p></p><p>"Hey, you wanna hear a fijian joke?"</p><p></p><p>The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet.</p><p></p><p>In a stern booming voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something: The bartender is fijian, the bouncer is fijian and I’m a 6'6 fijian second rower and my team just lost today. </p><p></p><p>What’s more, that guy sitting next to me is fijian and is a reknowned heavyweight boxer. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"</p><p></p><p>The samoan guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Fa'atau82, post: 201021"] What do you call 15 guys sitting around the T.V watching the Rugby World Cup final? The All Blacks ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ The seven dwarves and Graham Henry are down a mine when there is a cave-in. Snow White rushes to the entrance to the mine and yells down the shaft so see if anyone survived and calls the rescue crew. Snow White hears a faint delirious sounding voice say 'Although i may die soon, i know that the All Blacks win the World Cup.' The rescue crew manage to find the dwarves and tell Snow White they found everyone dead. Snow White is confused and asks the rescue crew if they knew who the person she spoke to last was.. so the crewman says, 'Well it must have been Graham. Even Dopey's is not that stupid'. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What’s the difference between the All Blacks and a tea-bag? The tea-bag stays in the cup longer. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Samoan man enters a cafe in Suva. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the samoan guy yells to the bartender.. "Hey, you wanna hear a fijian joke?" The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a stern booming voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something: The bartender is fijian, the bouncer is fijian and I’m a 6'6 fijian second rower and my team just lost today. What’s more, that guy sitting next to me is fijian and is a reknowned heavyweight boxer. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?" The samoan guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." [/QUOTE]
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