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<blockquote data-quote="deadlydemon" data-source="post: 201641"><p>10 things in golf that sound dirty</p><p>1. Look at the size of his putter.</p><p></p><p>2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.</p><p></p><p>3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.</p><p></p><p>4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.</p><p></p><p>5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.</p><p></p><p>6. Lift your head and spread your legs.</p><p></p><p>7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.</p><p></p><p>8. Just turn your back and drop it.</p><p></p><p>9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.</p><p></p><p>10. Damn, I missed the hole again.</p><p></p><p></p><p>A Fisherman's Tale</p><p>Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge.</p><p></p><p>One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge.</p><p></p><p>He stands up, takes off his cap, and bows his head.</p><p></p><p>The procession crosses the bridge and the man puts on his cap, picks up his rod and reel, and continues fishing.</p><p></p><p>The other guy says, "That was touching. I didn't know you had it in you."</p><p></p><p>The first guy responds, "Well, I guess it was the thing to do - after all, I was married to her for 40 years."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="deadlydemon, post: 201641"] 10 things in golf that sound dirty 1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again. A Fisherman's Tale Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge. He stands up, takes off his cap, and bows his head. The procession crosses the bridge and the man puts on his cap, picks up his rod and reel, and continues fishing. The other guy says, "That was touching. I didn't know you had it in you." The first guy responds, "Well, I guess it was the thing to do - after all, I was married to her for 40 years." [/QUOTE]
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